Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby letissier14 » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:11 pm

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby NYGman » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:39 pm

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Wondering if he will cover the loss of equity due to increased expenses incurred through this tomfoolery
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby TheNewSaint » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:30 pm

When A Bailiff Calls? Lame, and wrong. If there's going to be a documentary about Chrisy Morris, there's only one title for it:

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby The Observer » Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:46 am

I just wonder if we could fool him into wearing that T-shirt with the word order changed around.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby notorial dissent » Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:34 am

I think someone ought to give a whisper to Neelu, if anyone could take that vile t-shirt wrong she can.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby ArthurWankspittle » Sat Jul 08, 2017 10:56 am

So a YouTube channel?
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby TheNewSaint » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:04 am

ArthurWankspittle wrote:So a YouTube channel?


Good question. Chrisy isn't very clear what this production is. A YouTube channel wouldn't require a "successful pitch"; anyone can start one. Then he asks for people to volunteer their time. That's not how a "successful pitch" works. The production company would do the work of producing the program, not Chrisy and his Facebook buddies. He also seems unsure whether this is a series or a one-off documentary. Productions don't reach the stage of "successful pitch" without these details being clear.

I suspect this is all a lie, borne of Chrisy's disappointment that his appearance on Battling the Bailiffs didn't go like he wanted.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Bungle » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:10 am

rosy wrote:At one point, Princess Rekha had a mortgage-free house worth around £200k - £250k. Now she is about to be evicted again, and all that equity is going to vanish like snow in springtime. What a stupid, ridiculous waste of money.


And all due to a stupid, ridiculous woman.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Bungle » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:25 am

letissier14 wrote:Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forgot to add the video that accompanies the t-shirt picture

https://www.facebook.com/colin.potter.7 ... 130366684/


I should have viewed that video before eating my breakfast, he really does turn my stomach.
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Postby TheNewSaint » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:10 pm

Bungle wrote:I should have viewed that video before eating my breakfast, he really does turn my stomach.


Which is another reason I find Chrisy's new documentary and/or series highly implausible: he's one of the most revolting people on planet Earth. I refuse to believe anyone would willingly point a camera at his hideous mug, unless they're filming a remake of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Hercule Parrot » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:33 pm

Bungle wrote:I should have viewed that video before eating my breakfast, he really does turn my stomach.


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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Angolvagyok » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:34 pm

The entirety of the UK SovCit/FMOTL section of Quatloos can be summed up in this image and the comment below it:

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby notorial dissent » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:34 am

That one man Canadian Band is truly something else form the sounds of it, scary delusional also too from the sounds of it.

I think it would be just too ironic, not to mention just and kharmic, if Chrisy got/was taken in by another conman. Chrisy is admittedly so brain dead stupid that it wouldn't be much of an effort, but still it would be delightful.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby He Who Knows » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:52 am

Unbelievable. I recognise that picture of Baron Ken of the Thompson family! He was sniffing around Simmondley Village last Friday, prowling around the garden of the long-suffering neighbour who I believe was away on holiday at the time. It's definitely him! I actually made a note of his Vauxhall parked on Princess's drive because he and his mate looked so dodgy. Funnily enough I've just typed the reg KN05 XYD into the online car tax checker and it says the MOT expired in February. Does that mean he's uninsured?
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby rosy » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:38 am

Depends on the terms of his insurance policy. Most policies aren't void for an expired MOT but it pays to check the small print. If his insurance is still valid, should his car be written off the insurers will decrease the amount they pay out.

He'll get pinged by ANPR cameras and eventually he'll get stopped by the police and done for no MOT (and hopefully, for being a twat).

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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Penny Wise » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:19 pm

He Who Knows wrote: it says the MOT expired in February. Does that mean he's uninsured?


https://www.gov.uk/report-no-mot

Report a vehicle with no MOT

Call the police’s non-emergency number to report a car, van, motorcycle or other vehicle that doesn’t have an MOT.

You need the vehicle’s:

number plate (registration)
make and model
colour
location

Police non-emergency number
Telephone: 101
24-hour service
Find out about call charges

If the vehicle has been abandoned, report it to the local council instead.
What happens next

The police will investigate your report and the driver may get a fine. The maximum fine is £1,000.


MOT history of this vehicle

Test date 12 February 2016
Expiry date 11 February 2017
Test Result Pass Odometer reading 125,809 miles MOT test number 8875 7212 2321
Advisory notice item(s) Nearside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Penny Wise » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:30 pm

Instead of helping Rekha in her hour of need Chrisy has posted a video of him going to a school and videoing himself arguing with staff and for some reason he is pushing himself to be admin of other sovcit pages, so as Anthony (keep away from matches) Abel.

All Chrisy is interested in is self promotion. If it can't help brand Morris, he ain't interested
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby Penny Wise » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:27 pm

Instead of helping Rekha in her hour of need, Chrisy is promoting a burger bar to his followers

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No doubt he wasn't paid or otherwise gained by the above promotion, honest guv
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby notorial dissent » Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:56 am

All things considered, if he was touting it, I'd go immediately in the opposite direction.
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Re: Chrisy Morris - Parking Tickets and Bailiffs.

Postby JimUk1 » Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:26 am

Penny Wise wrote:Instead of helping Rekha in her hour of need, Chrisy is promoting a burger bar to his followers

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No doubt he wasn't paid or otherwise gained by the above promotion, honest guv


Complete douche. A deflection tactic no doubt.

The hypocrite doesn't even realise he's turning into the very thing he hates, someone who manipulates and bullies, tries to influence people's decisions if you will.

He truly is a lowlife thug of the highest order, a true chavtastic anti-hero.


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