Quatloos!

Fuck me.....after that shot of Chrisy's mug I expected to see Regan and Carter chasing him in their Copper Bronze Ford Consul.

Well, I used to own a VHS TV combo very much like that; a cheap model from Comet, I think. I doubt that any self-respecting bailiff would have taken one of those to auction to settle a debt, even 25 years ago.

I wonder if Ken is using software of the same vintage to produce this stuff; running on Windows 3.1, methinks.

Needless to say, Chrisy has removed all the negative comments on his 18th August posting about Ken Thompson's 'Meet The Resistance' 1980s film featuring Willie Thorne look-alike bailiff

I have to side with Chrisy's fans on this one. That promo was embarrassingly bad, and they were right to say so. Even if they weren't, they're the people who would be buying and watching the show, so their opinion should matter. But, oh well, Chrisy knows best.

Since his show flopped, Chrisy has not so much as knowingly farted within a 50 mile radius of a Bailiff

Penny Wise wrote:Since his show flopped, Chrisy has not so much as knowingly farted within a 50 mile radius of a Bailiff

For which, I am sure, everyone within that 50 mile radius is exceedingly glad.

Chrisy always claims that he is so overwhelmed helping people, yet he is so hungry for another 5 minutes of tv fame that he has time to disrupt the filming of 'The Only Way Is Essex'. I think he is just jealous because they never mention him

https://www.facebook.com/chrisy.morris.7

He really has run away from anything to do with Bailiffs and now, out of pure desperation will do anything else to try and get attention.

What a sad little man, he is really is

really funny when he calls them 'fame whores', when it is exactly what Chrisy is guilty of

Page not available, for that one. Any idea what he actually did?

Siegfried Shrink wrote:Page not available, for that one. Any idea what he actually did?

acted like a complete eejit like always
try this instead ~ https://www.facebook.com/chrisy.morris. ... nref=story

Chrisy obviously wants and encourages confrontation wherever he goes. The sad thing is he is not aware that he is constantly making himself appear to be a complete and utter bellend. I guess he has some kind of inferiority complex.

katiHWB wrote:
try this instead ~ https://www.facebook.com/chrisy.morris. ... nref=story

Thanks. No actual fisticuffs, then. It's not War and Peace, is it.

Fun, games and legal bumfuffery still to come with this one

From the world of Facebook

Chrisy Morris
Yesterday at 10:10 ·

Big thank you to everyone I met yesterday, you northerners beat the shit out of us southerners for being kind and friendly.

Had a really good day and can confirm that I secured my retrial. Top banana

No pictures of him, in front of peoples houses this time though

Fingers crossed that in addition to working on Chrisy's new show, dear old Ken is also working on his defence

Chrisy Morris wrote:
Had a really good day and can confirm that I secured my retrial. Top banana

Retrial? That can't be right. He must mean appeal?

Sylvia Dingle (Ken Thompson's 'friend') has commented on Chrisy Morris's Facebook page - seems she has a crush on him

Chrissy Morris , met him yesterday for the first time in Manchester, what a lovable guy , my first impression hard as nails with a heart of gold. He was phenomenal yesterday in the courtroom to the point of laughter.

It was an education yesterday not only to myself but also all the officials dotted around the Bench.

Lovely legs by the the way Chrissy you will go far x

He Who Knows wrote:Sylvia Dingle (Ken Thompson's 'friend') has commented on Chrisy Morris's Facebook page - seems she has a crush on him

Chrissy Morris , met him yesterday for the first time in Manchester, what a lovable guy , my first impression hard as nails with a heart of gold. He was phenomenal yesterday in the courtroom to the point of laughter.

It was an education yesterday not only to myself but also all the officials dotted around the Bench.

Lovely legs by the the way Chrissy you will go far x

Why do these idiots always believe they are educating the court?

She will be disappointed by the inevitable outcome, which I suspect will be he loses. Again!

notorial dissent wrote:What he says, and what he means are probably worlds apart.

I think he does not understand the process.

He'll be appealing to the crown court. Maybe he will stay all the way through the hearing this time but my money is on another hissy-fit temper tantrum followed by a storming out and a doubling down on the fine.

For someone who has no time for corrupt courts full of Freemasons, with no faith in their legal processes, where no one ever receives justice and the cops are in cahoots with the lawyers and the judges are all Zionists he sure likes to spend time in them. His track record however is one of abject failure however you spin it. Best result is to stay out of them all together, that's a win in itself.