Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby longdog » Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:17 am

I'll just leave this here...

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JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

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Postby Chaos » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:03 am

is that what morris is actually referring to when he calls another guy out for a fight? A "sword" fight? (US slang may be different than UK on this making my joke moot :D )

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Postby NYGman » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:05 am

Never Sausage such a thing before.

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Postby aesmith » Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:25 pm

I wonder if they have a partner company dealing with biscuit litigation, seems there may be a market ..

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ood-safety
Half the British population, a full 25 million of us, have been injured by biscuits. Really. Five hundred have been hospitalised, and when you read the case studies it's easy to see why.

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Postby notorial dissent » Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:36 pm

That is the wurst explanation of a strange Briticism I've ever seen. There must be some dough in it somewhere.
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Postby The Observer » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:24 pm

I suspect it was really a case of wicked-looking bread sticks being used on their heads.
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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:43 am

This is not UK babble and it's 3 years old but I just came across it in a random trawl of You Tube nonsense, and it is a perfect eample of FMOTL fantasy versus Aussie pragmatism.
It is worth listening all the way through. The court people are very patient, the Fmotler is unusually timid sounding, and the ultimate disposition is unknown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GNQzCKizV4&t=314s

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Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:10 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke424OFm7Eo

Nice logical policeman. Waffling twats using word magic.

"I don't need insurance, I take responsibility for any harm I do"
Policeman "What if you kill someone?"

Twat "I'd sit down and talk it over with the family"

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Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:42 pm

Sequel, part two or whatever, more failure.
The car has one of those irritating totally fake number plates which allow the user to ignore speed cameras and other forms of camera enforcement because they are not traceable. They irritate me because the police seem to ignore them. Usually they are just illegally spaced letters or numbers so they are probably manually decodable, but some are simply fantasy.

Anyway, rant over. back to the FMOTLers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-0_N_WnnA

They are very polite but in a British middle class way that says they really do not mean it.
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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby longdog » Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:31 pm

Asking for a legal name is a capital offence apparently. Well you learn something new every day 8)
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

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Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:09 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_iJ-OKc5Ss

Mr Strawberry fills us in on his version of events from the last two vidoes.
The account varies somewhat in tone and fact from what was shown in video 1, as you'd expect.
"I was so super, plod was such a bumbling buffoon" is the general tone of it.

How is it that someone you have never met and are never likely to, can in a matter of an hour, become someone you'd not piss on if they were on fire? Too harsh? Maybe.
It appears to be old Kate of Gea stuff, sorry if it is old recycled stuff but it had got a bit boring round here for a while.
Chap gets remanded to Crown Court. Not good news for a reasonable person, because Crown Court has higher sentencing powers. Still, no worries for him, he just 'owned' the court.

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Postby rumpelstilzchen » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:14 pm

BHF wrote:
It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.

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Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:11 pm

Thanks for that link. I suspected it would be old hat, but I have not read all the minor threadlets yet.

I expect he got over it after a while, it is a shame with these stories we rarely find out what happened next.

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Postby notorial dissent » Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:15 am

Speaking of our old friend Kate of Gaea, what has become of this enlightened individual? Did she finally blow through whoever's inheritance with the billboards, or whatever and legal name argle bargle? What became of the grand plan for the UK? Haven't seen or heard a word for quite some time.
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Postby The Observer » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:54 am

notorial dissent wrote:Haven't seen or heard a word for quite some time.


That in itself should tell you all you need to know - you could make up the details and probably score a 95% on accuracy.
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Postby notorial dissent » Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:14 am

While that is unquestionably true, I am still curious as to what stilled the great voice for freedom and the fotl way. My suspicion is that Kate severely overestimated the grifting resources with the UK crowd and it all came a cropper. They still don't seem to get that you don't grift from people broker than you are, and the UK crowd makes the Canadian ones look positively flush by comparison.
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Postby SteveUK » Wed Sep 27, 2017 6:05 am

Well, given I love in Nottingham, aka Fmotl's spiritual home, the stupid billboard around the corner has been removed. Not a sign of success!!!1!!
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Postby JimUk1 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:56 am

SteveUK wrote:Well, given I love in Nottingham, aka Fmotl's spiritual home, the stupid billboard around the corner has been removed. Not a sign of success!!!1!!



https://youtu.be/w9G1CZ9enz4

A reminder that in May 2016, those billboards appeared.

September 2017, they've all gone and no one gave a shit.

Roaring success!

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby Burnaby49 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:09 am

Let's not be too harsh here. I always enjoy an installment of the KAK and M@C Show. That's entertainment!
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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby AndyPandy » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:56 am

The Flat Earth Brigade seem reluctant to contribute to finding proof that the earth is in fact flat!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-41399164


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