Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby Chaos » Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:53 pm

my bad. you're saying no one made the choice by circling one.

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Postby Siegfried Shrink » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:45 pm

That does sound like something the person completing the form should strike out as applicable.

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby longdog » Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:57 pm

My birth certificate is hand written with normal usage of upper and lower case. Does this mean I'm not worth a huge pile of cash? :shrug:
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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby AndyPandy » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:07 pm

longdog wrote:My birth certificate is hand written with normal usage of upper and lower case. Does this mean I'm not worth a huge pile of cash? :shrug:


Have you not tried inputting you BC number to check !!

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby eric » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:09 pm

The recording of the birth of a baby as live/still/non-viable is something fraught with complications, is country specific, changes sometimes with advances in medical science, and is a problem that has confounded statisticians and epidemiologists for years. It's just not as simple as ticking off a box. In some countries the birth of a baby as live/still is not recorded until it has survived one year, others one day, others immediately upon birth. I don't think it's something that the freedumbers have wrapped their collective heads around yet. Of course then, they haven't even considered such outliers as children born to parents on military service who just happened to show up in this world overseas. Wouldn't the international banking consortium led by the Rothschilds get all upset with a double entry in their books by both Germany and Canada registering the same birth bond? BTW, my record of live birth is entirely in lower case cursive and is only signed off by a Red Cross nurse so I guess I'm worth nothing.

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Postby grixit » Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:44 am

My birth certificate has my footprint on it, but not in red ink so it might be invalid.
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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby Firthy2002 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 6:43 pm

The old clawback scam is still alive and well in freetardland. :roll:

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby TheCoz » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:47 pm

Firthy2002 wrote:The old clawback scam is still alive and well in freetardland. :roll:

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Aha, had someone try this when I was a bailiff.

Number of problems with this:

1. You cant add any non-statutory fees to a debt, systems will not allow it to happen.
2. Proof of work is easy, all bailiff vans are gps tracked to show attendance and all their phones are monitored to show they called removal etc.
3. A bailiff wouldn't risk their entire job, career, family and mortgage on collecting an extra £30 from you.
4. Payments are remitted to councils on different terms. Some were taken daily, some monthly, some 6 months and we even had one who took a year to remit.
5. If a bailiff collected payment via credit/debit it would be through a chip and pin, this is to show the debtor willingly presented you with a card and pin. This method is almost impossible to chargeback even in cases of theft (think family member pinching card and withdrawing cash as they knew the pin, most banks will say its your own fault).
6. If you pay over the phone/web while a bailiff is there, we used to refund the card payment and force you to pay the bailiff direct for the reasons stated above.
7. Even if this all worked, the council would just re-open the debt as if it already had been remitted the bailiff firm would pull back the money from the council as per standard contract.

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Postby notorial dissent » Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:54 pm

Basically dishonest all 'round.
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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby AndyPandy » Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:22 pm

Quick perusal and a Couple of basic errors noted, office of fair trading ceased in 2010 and you don't have to be a licensed creditor under the Consumer Credit Act to collect debts, if the debts are not regulated by the Consumer Credit Act.

The idiot even says this won't work for Consumer Credit debts ! :shrug:

Also, to do a clawback don't you have to have paid via a DD not a card payment??

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Postby aesmith » Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:39 pm

There's a chargeback mechanism for credit cards (not I believe for debit cards or prepaid cards). This the so-called "Section 75" claim, named after the section in one of the consumer credit acts.

Do bailiffs and HCEOs take credit cards?

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Postby TheCoz » Mon Jul 10, 2017 11:46 pm

aesmith wrote:There's a chargeback mechanism for credit cards (not I believe for debit cards or prepaid cards). This the so-called "Section 75" claim, named after the section in one of the consumer credit acts.

Do bailiffs and HCEOs take credit cards?


We did, as mentioned if doing chup and pin it's almost impossible to chargeback

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Postby letissier14 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:10 pm

How an idiot gets arrested in under 10 minutes

https://youtu.be/yRScNUXlB7Q
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Postby Hercule Parrot » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:27 pm

letissier14 wrote:How an idiot gets arrested in under 10 minutes
https://youtu.be/yRScNUXlB7Q


Oh, I do like this new chap. Stupid and belligerent, without any understanding of the law. More please!
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Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:53 pm

I have little idea if it would be premissable but it would seem a good idea to drive him ten miles into the countryside and de-arrest him and leave him to walk home. If he does it gaain take him 20 miles.
If he went a quarter mile up the road with a big notice saying Speed check 400 yards he could also frustrate the van lady and probably not get arrested, as i seem to recall the practice of flashing headlights at oncoming traffie to warn of covert speed checks was deemed not to be perverting the cause of justice because advising people not to break the law was not a crime. I may be wrong on this, old men forget.

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby letissier14 » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:01 pm

Hercule Parrot wrote:
letissier14 wrote:How an idiot gets arrested in under 10 minutes
https://youtu.be/yRScNUXlB7Q


Oh, I do like this new chap. Stupid and belligerent, without any understanding of the law. More please!


This is his facebook page - can't see much

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009464015090
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Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:30 pm

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby SteveUK » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:31 am

Any advice for this numpty owing £44k in tax?
Maybe he could take a leaf from Crab Bait's book...

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby King Lud » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:54 am

Is there something in the water in Nottingham?!

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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread

Postby ArthurWankspittle » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:00 am

letissier14 wrote:How an idiot gets arrested in under 10 minutes

https://youtu.be/yRScNUXlB7Q
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