Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:17 am
I'll just leave this here...
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Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
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Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:03 am
is that what morris is actually referring to when he calls another guy out for a fight? A "sword" fight? (US slang may be different than UK on this making my joke moot )
)Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:05 am
Never Sausage such a thing before.
<Packs bags, and leaves the room>
<Packs bags, and leaves the room>
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:25 am
I wonder if they have a partner company dealing with biscuit litigation, seems there may be a market ..
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ood-safety
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ood-safety
Half the British population, a full 25 million of us, have been injured by biscuits. Really. Five hundred have been hospitalised, and when you read the case studies it's easy to see why.
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:36 pm
That is the wurst explanation of a strange Briticism I've ever seen. There must be some dough in it somewhere.
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:24 pm
I suspect it was really a case of wicked-looking bread sticks being used on their heads.
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:43 am
This is not UK babble and it's 3 years old but I just came across it in a random trawl of You Tube nonsense, and it is a perfect eample of FMOTL fantasy versus Aussie pragmatism.
It is worth listening all the way through. The court people are very patient, the Fmotler is unusually timid sounding, and the ultimate disposition is unknown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GNQzCKizV4&t=314s
It is worth listening all the way through. The court people are very patient, the Fmotler is unusually timid sounding, and the ultimate disposition is unknown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GNQzCKizV4&t=314s
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:10 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke424OFm7Eo
Nice logical policeman. Waffling twats using word magic.
"I don't need insurance, I take responsibility for any harm I do"
Policeman "What if you kill someone?"
Twat "I'd sit down and talk it over with the family"
Nice logical policeman. Waffling twats using word magic.
"I don't need insurance, I take responsibility for any harm I do"
Policeman "What if you kill someone?"
Twat "I'd sit down and talk it over with the family"
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:42 am
Sequel, part two or whatever, more failure.
The car has one of those irritating totally fake number plates which allow the user to ignore speed cameras and other forms of camera enforcement because they are not traceable. They irritate me because the police seem to ignore them. Usually they are just illegally spaced letters or numbers so they are probably manually decodable, but some are simply fantasy.
Anyway, rant over. back to the FMOTLers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-0_N_WnnA
They are very polite but in a British middle class way that says they really do not mean it.
Man gets arrested, car will be seized.
The car has one of those irritating totally fake number plates which allow the user to ignore speed cameras and other forms of camera enforcement because they are not traceable. They irritate me because the police seem to ignore them. Usually they are just illegally spaced letters or numbers so they are probably manually decodable, but some are simply fantasy.
Anyway, rant over. back to the FMOTLers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-0_N_WnnA
They are very polite but in a British middle class way that says they really do not mean it.
Man gets arrested, car will be seized.
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:31 pm
Asking for a legal name is a capital offence apparently. Well you learn something new every day 
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:09 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_iJ-OKc5Ss
Mr Strawberry fills us in on his version of events from the last two vidoes.
The account varies somewhat in tone and fact from what was shown in video 1, as you'd expect.
"I was so super, plod was such a bumbling buffoon" is the general tone of it.
How is it that someone you have never met and are never likely to, can in a matter of an hour, become someone you'd not piss on if they were on fire? Too harsh? Maybe.
It appears to be old Kate of Gea stuff, sorry if it is old recycled stuff but it had got a bit boring round here for a while.
Chap gets remanded to Crown Court. Not good news for a reasonable person, because Crown Court has higher sentencing powers. Still, no worries for him, he just 'owned' the court.
Mr Strawberry fills us in on his version of events from the last two vidoes.
The account varies somewhat in tone and fact from what was shown in video 1, as you'd expect.
"I was so super, plod was such a bumbling buffoon" is the general tone of it.
How is it that someone you have never met and are never likely to, can in a matter of an hour, become someone you'd not piss on if they were on fire? Too harsh? Maybe.
It appears to be old Kate of Gea stuff, sorry if it is old recycled stuff but it had got a bit boring round here for a while.
Chap gets remanded to Crown Court. Not good news for a reasonable person, because Crown Court has higher sentencing powers. Still, no worries for him, he just 'owned' the court.
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:14 pm
Strawberry was discussed here: viewtopic.php?f=52&t=10174&p=175054p175054
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:11 pm
Thanks for that link. I suspected it would be old hat, but I have not read all the minor threadlets yet.
I expect he got over it after a while, it is a shame with these stories we rarely find out what happened next.
I expect he got over it after a while, it is a shame with these stories we rarely find out what happened next.
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:15 pm
Speaking of our old friend Kate of Gaea, what has become of this enlightened individual? Did she finally blow through whoever's inheritance with the billboards, or whatever and legal name argle bargle? What became of the grand plan for the UK? Haven't seen or heard a word for quite some time.
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:54 am
That in itself should tell you all you need to know - you could make up the details and probably score a 95% on accuracy.notorial dissent wrote:Haven't seen or heard a word for quite some time.
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:14 am
While that is unquestionably true, I am still curious as to what stilled the great voice for freedom and the fotl way. My suspicion is that Kate severely overestimated the grifting resources with the UK crowd and it all came a cropper. They still don't seem to get that you don't grift from people broker than you are, and the UK crowd makes the Canadian ones look positively flush by comparison.
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:05 am
Well, given I love in Nottingham, aka Fmotl's spiritual home, the stupid billboard around the corner has been removed. Not a sign of success!!!1!!
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 7:56 am
SteveUK wrote:Well, given I love in Nottingham, aka Fmotl's spiritual home, the stupid billboard around the corner has been removed. Not a sign of success!!!1!!
https://youtu.be/w9G1CZ9enz4
A reminder that in May 2016, those billboards appeared.
September 2017, they've all gone and no one gave a shit.
Roaring success!
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:09 am
Let's not be too harsh here. I always enjoy an installment of the KAK and M@C Show. That's entertainment!
Re: Random Freemanesque Babblings from idiots unable to sustain their own thread
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:56 am
The Flat Earth Brigade seem reluctant to contribute to finding proof that the earth is in fact flat!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-41399164
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-41399164