Quatloos!

Well Kate of Gaia claimed to be a transsexual. Maybe they decided to go transspecies as well, and became a reptilian.

I suspect being named Wilfred Kieth Thompson was the source of all his troubles.It explains all the legal name objections he had. Wilfred is a pure bully bait name. I expect he had a horrible time. He dropped the Wilfred but the damage was done early on.

I was sat in my local last night sipping a nice pint. A face I vaguely recognised walked in and sat down.

I asked my drinking partner who it was . He said 'it's Mick from ages ago, he's gone a bit weird and started using a : in his name and writing lots of letters to the council.No clue what that's about'.

Oh dear, Nottingham claims another one.this time in my local.

SteveUK wrote:I was sat in my local last night sipping a nice pint. A face I vaguely recognised walked in and sat down.

I asked my drinking partner who it was . He said 'it's Mick from ages ago, he's gone a bit weird and started using a : in his name and writing lots of letters to the council.No clue what that's about'.

Oh dear, Nottingham claims another one.this time in my local.

Sloppy work Steve, sloppy work. Your correct new signature should be;

Steve: of the family UK:

Burnaby49 wrote:

SteveUK wrote:I was sat in my local last night sipping a nice pint. A face I vaguely recognised walked in and sat down.

I asked my drinking partner who it was . He said 'it's Mick from ages ago, he's gone a bit weird and started using a : in his name and writing lots of letters to the council.No clue what that's about'.

Oh dear, Nottingham claims another one.this time in my local.

Sloppy work Steve, sloppy work. Your correct new signature should be;

Steve: of the family UK:

Copyrighted I'm afraid. That's £100,000,000 you owe me.

SteveUK wrote:

Burnaby49 wrote:

SteveUK wrote:I was sat in my local last night sipping a nice pint. A face I vaguely recognised walked in and sat down.

I asked my drinking partner who it was . He said 'it's Mick from ages ago, he's gone a bit weird and started using a : in his name and writing lots of letters to the council.No clue what that's about'.

Oh dear, Nottingham claims another one.this time in my local.

Sloppy work Steve, sloppy work. Your correct new signature should be;

Steve: of the family UK:

Copyrighted I'm afraid. That's £100,000,000 you owe me.

I'm sure that he'll be happy to write you a WeRe check for the full balance.

You're getting behind the curve. WeRe has been discredited and I'm sure Steve: of the family UK: is far to astute to accept them as payments. I'll pay him with Webuyanydebt kindness credits. Or, if he wishes an alternate currency, a beer if I ever see him.

I'm afraid I only accept cold , hard Swissindo bonds.

Burnaby - re: our convo , I'm afraid they routed me via Toronto unfortunately!

SteveUK wrote:I'm afraid I only accept cold , hard Swissindo bonds.

Burnaby - re: our convo , I'm afraid they routed me via Toronto unfortunately!

Oh well, the absolute dregs of the Vancouver skid-row beer-swilling establishments will have to find other customers. The Savoy would have been just your style.

The Scottish Common Law Court Three blokes in a pub in Paisley have made sure a pesky mortgage company which took a property into possession can't sell it until the CEO pays off the lien registered against him.

How've they managed this?

Using Common Law, a Lis Pendens was drawn up and presented to a fraudulent mortgage company... This Lis Pendens has been recorded in the Common Law Court "Book of Deeds" and has prevented the sale of this stolen property.

Ah, I see ... they sent a letter to the mortgage company, and then wrote down in a notebook that they'd sent it.

https://www.scottishcommonlawcourt.com/ ... le-Blocked

WIN!!!!1!!1!!!!

mufc1959 wrote:The Scottish Common Law Court Three blokes in a pub in Paisley have made sure a pesky mortgage company which took a property into possession can't sell it until the CEO pays off the lien registered against him.

How've they managed this?

Using Common Law, a Lis Pendens was drawn up and presented to a fraudulent mortgage company... This Lis Pendens has been recorded in the Common Law Court "Book of Deeds" and has prevented the sale of this stolen property.

Ah, I see ... they sent a letter to the mortgage company, and then wrote down in a notebook that they'd sent it.

https://www.scottishcommonlawcourt.com/ ... le-Blocked

WIN!!!!1!!1!!!!

They're just so precious when they try and try and pretend to be adult and official and stuffs. Do they have special classes for this in UK schools?

Anthony Badaloo back on the case:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYAjeI_kQj4

PCN warrant, whatever that is. The whiteboard with badly rubbed out writing, the film star hair and the freshly ironed shirt all scream professionalism but why can't this man make the sound match the video?

I can't figure out if this guy is totally delusional and in need of medical help or is some kind of sociopath, but I've always felt schadenfreude watching his fails. He seems to me to be a similar character to Ceylon and JimmyWXY11, none of them giving a fuck about the results of their appalling advice and seemingly always getting away without a kicking from the people they've screwed over.

Incidentally, if anybody is still interested in Jimmy, he's over on Reddit now, posting regularly on the conspiracy forum. Link to his profile right here: https://www.reddit.com/user/swordofdamocles42/

A PCN is a parking control notice, or parking ticket.

Thanks for the updates, I do like to see a good 'horse doing algebra' video.

A PCN is a Penalty Charge Notice usually to do with parking violations. So by "PCN warrant" they presumably mean either a summons to court or a warrant to remove goods after a court case.

mufc1959 wrote:The Scottish Common Law Court Three blokes in a pub in Paisley have made sure a pesky mortgage company which took a property into possession can't sell it until the CEO pays off the lien registered against him. ....

The whole thing seems to be the delusional fantasy of one recently-repo'd wing-nut, John Smith - the genesis of his folly being an obsessive grievance against his former employers in the Aberdeen International Casino (yes, me neither...).

https://docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/fadada_a ... 6f0a66.pdf
https://www.change.org/p/correct-a-gami ... y-cover-up
https://m.facebook.com/john1463?fref=nf
https://mobile.twitter.com/TailsTheyLose
https://www.scottishcommonlawcourt.com/ ... h-v-others

With the possible exception of one "case", the Scottish Common Law Court appears to comprise John Smith and his unnamed/imaginary friends voting that all of John Smith's grievances are righteous. Maybe next time they'll declare him to be the King of Perthshire, or order the BBC to hire him as a quiz show presenter. Anything is possible, when you have your own Court....

Anything is possible, when you have your own Court....

Free beer?

Burnaby49 wrote:

Anything is possible, when you have your own Court....

Free beer?

Now I'm waiting to read of the establishment of the Burnaby Common Law Court of Real Ale.

Dr. Caligari wrote:

Burnaby49 wrote:

Anything is possible, when you have your own Court....

Free beer?

Now I'm waiting to read of the establishment of the Burnaby Common Law Court of Real Ale.

First session of the new Burnaby Common Law Court to be held at Steamworks, Monday, noon, at the big table by the windows. First order of business a court order requiring the Steamworks staff to provide court officials with complimentary beverages.

And when they bring you water??

LaVidaRoja wrote:And when they bring you water??

The second order of business will be LaVidaRoja's obscenity trial. That comment offended all known community standards at Steamworks.