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A bit back someone mentioned making T Shirts to wear to the Tom Crawford related events and while otherwise oppressing the peasants. I don't wear coats, but as I live in a place that gets darn cold, especially compared to anywhere in the UK, in order to not die of exposure I need to wear something to keep warm.

And somehow, I started wearing Hockey Jerseys. Warm, comfortable, colorful and they have "anti fight" straps inside to prevent your opponent from pulling your shirt up over your head to immobilize your arms and blind you during hand to hand combat. In other words, the perfect bit of haberdashery for the well dressed Secret Illuminati Oppressor of the Masses.
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If you'd like one, I will give you the contact information to buy one in the same configuration and colors of mine, so when we get together with our miscellaneous minions, various vassals and people who know people, everyone will know who "the big guys" are. I don't make a dime from this, just thought some of you might be interested, I plan to wear mine on the flight next time I come over to see the Queen.....and so can you! They are expensive, about £100, but very warm.

And if anyone knows how to put the actual picture on the thread, I'd be in your debt, I can rule the world, but not put pictures on the interwebs...
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Post by bmxninja357 »

oh the fun i could have..... in my crowd i could certainly make use of the anti jersying strap. particularly if i get a hankering to drive to the peg for cliffords going away day! (yeah, im thinking about doing that if i have the cash)

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Warm? I've never considered jerseys warm...nice sweater though.

Here's your pic...

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We need Quatloos's very own Larry the Legal Llama as a crest or badge on there. Do I get a pink one?
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ArthurWankspittle wrote:Do I get a pink one?
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That would be perfect to wear to court with;
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Burnaby49 wrote:That would be perfect to wear to court with;
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Heh, that would be perfect. You can put a pink beaver where the 'C' would go...
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Will I explode if I wear a wfs shirt under it?

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Hmm, considering the gang is heading for Britain, i'd think a rugby shirt would be better.

Anyway, even if you can't get a llama added to the design, it should be pretty easy to get it as an iron on patch.
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grixit wrote:Hmm, considering the gang is heading for Britain, i'd think a rugby shirt would be better.

Anyway, even if you can't get a llama added to the design, it should be pretty easy to get it as an iron on patch.
The patch would go well just above the armbands on the sleeves.

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I'm not taking orders, I was just showing off mine and offering to let anyone who wants one know where they can be gotten.

And everything that has been suggested here can be done if you want, including the pink pirate logo, llamas, and even a Captain's "C", they do custom work if you supply the art.
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I'm interested, although I'd probably just shorten the name to Peanut. Most folks round here call me that anyways. Where do you get them from though Gregg?
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