Baron David Ward

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Baron David Ward

Postby letissier14 » Tue Jan 12, 2016 5:51 pm

I thought it was about time Baron David Ward has his own topic

This is the guy who claims to have a £5 million commercial lien against some CEO (though now it stands at £20 million) which he has now deposited with Peter of England at WeRe Bank :haha: :haha: :haha:

Despite his wealth he was recently removed from his home and now living on the streets :roll:

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And now his latest offering

Baron David Ward ...... Security by way of a lien
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The first Lien and commercial instrument is now on deposit with the WeRe Bank ... for the amount of £20 million

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby Bill Lumbergh » Tue Jan 12, 2016 5:57 pm

Prepare to be epically schooled! [sic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNCj3_Oe2CE

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby letissier14 » Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:09 pm

Bill Lumbergh wrote:Prepare to be epically schooled! [sic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNCj3_Oe2CE


Yeah, I've seen his pre eviction video :haha:
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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby SteveUK » Tue Jan 12, 2016 7:57 pm

A true fruitcake, his Facebook spans a freeman career of failures and lumbering from one dreadful idea to the next.

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby AndyPandy » Tue Jan 12, 2016 10:34 pm

You'd think a Baron would be better educated and actually able to spell, the aristocracy, as they say, really has gone to the dogs !. :snooty:

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby Hercule Parrot » Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:09 am

AndyPandy wrote:You'd think a Baron would be better educated and actually able to spell, the aristocracy, as they say, really has gone to the dogs !. :snooty:

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I love his wild claims about being a top level systems engineer for global IT networks. Because when you look at him, it's the first thing you think, isn't it? He's obviously a highly-paid expert living a prosperous, international lifestyle.
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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby YiamCross » Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:22 am

Hercule Parrot wrote:
I love his wild claims about being a top level systems engineer for global IT networks. Because when you look at him, it's the first thing you think, isn't it? He's obviously a highly-paid expert living a prosperous, international lifestyle.


I spent a good few years in IT as a systems and business analyst. Strangely I never ever came across anyone in that industry unable to spell to save their life nor string a few words together to express a thought in a coherent and meaningful way. I think that would be because they'd be absolutely useless in any capacity as a software engineer. Then again, he does claim to have been with ICL which could explain their failure and disappearance from the market.

I've also seen him claim to have been involved in heavy engineering too. Again, some hallmarks of engineers of all disciplines are clear thinking, an eye for detail and an ability to express complex ideas accurately, none of which appear to afflict the good Baron.

When taken to task about his piss poor spelling and grammar he claims to be dyslexic but having known a few people who actually are I find his meandering word salads don't fit the pattern of word blindness but they are a perfect expression of downright ignorance.

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby notorial dissent » Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:58 am

Yiam, you are just plain rude, and almost certainly RIGHT on all counts, I knew I liked you for a reason. He may have been a systems engineer in the sense that he was the one who hauled the heavy stuff in for someone who knew what they were doing to put together, but beyond that I doubt it.
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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby LaVidaRoja » Wed Jan 13, 2016 4:14 am

An adult, functioning dyslexic has a number of coping mechanisms. 1. I LOVE spell check. 2. I frequently substitute a less-difficult (for me) word. 3. Dyslexcia si nuf!! (i.e. use humor)
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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby grixit » Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:33 am

Hey Baron, you're supposed to reach the "bunker mentality stage" while you still have a bunker!
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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby letissier14 » Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:18 pm

Taken from the Facebook page

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby letissier14 » Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:27 pm

He has even made his own likkle passport

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby mufc1959 » Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:48 pm

Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby noblepa » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:02 pm

mufc1959 wrote:Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.


At the very least, he would be stopped by the security team withing about 5 seconds of even taking the angle grinder out of his car. He wouldn't get within 50 feet of the fence at Number 10. I've never been to London, but it is my impression that vehicle traffic is no longer allowed on Downing street. Is that right? Besides, a reciprocating saw would be a much better choice than an angle grinder.

As for working in IT for a bank(s) for fifteen years, I spent a few years in IT for a couple of different banks here in the states (Ohio specifically). While I have a pretty fair idea of how their computers and networks are put together, those jobs did absolutely nothing for my education of the financial operations of big banks. IT is a complex field in and of itself, but it is merely a tool for the bank to conduct its business. Knowing the tool does not impart any real knowledge of the banking process. It would be like a guy who worked making EEG machines claiming that he knew how to perform brain surgery.

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby noblepa » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:08 pm

mufc1959 wrote:Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.


That reminds me. I lived in San Diego in the late seventies. We used to take I-5 north to Disneyland and LA somewhat frequently. We had to pass San Clemente, where Richard Nixon had his "Western White House". You could actually see the house from the freeway.

Mr. Nixon had left San Clemente by the time we were there, but, driving past, I always wondered if the proximity to the freeway made the Secret Service nervous. I imagine one could stop a van along the road, hop out with an army-surplus mortar, get off five or six rounds and be moving again, before the secret service had time to react. I'm guessing, too, that when Nixon was there, a car with a flat tire got attention pretty quickly.

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby guilty » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:18 pm

mufc1959 wrote:Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:33 pm

mufc1959 wrote:Well, that sounds like a plan! Anyone taking an angle grinder to the fence outside 10 Downing Street is likely to be shot.

These idiots are so stupid they would probably turn up with an electric angle grinder and stand there scratching their heads while wondering where to plug it in.
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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby longdog » Fri Apr 15, 2016 4:02 pm

letissier14 wrote:He has even made his own likkle passport

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It's one of the great wonders of our day that anybody with access to Microsoft Paint can, without any training whatsoever, produce something that is virtually indistinguishable from a massive pile of shite :snicker:
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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby AndyPandy » Fri Apr 15, 2016 4:13 pm

OFF the House Ward - OFF the Warrington Burg - what's OFF ???? :shrug:

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Re: Baron David Ward

Postby Philistine » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:26 pm

AndyPandy wrote:OFF the House Ward - OFF the Warrington Burg - what's OFF ???? :shrug:

Something is a little "OFF".


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