Baron David Ward

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Re: Baron David Ward

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longdog wrote:I suspect that somewhere in the depths of the Santander legal department there is somebody with specialised training and/or long experience in dealing with vulnerable people and their support services and I assume they would have the authority to say "OK... We'll hold off for X number of days to give you time to lay down yo thang"
Except that Santander has been deluged in accusations of terrorism and phony liens from the Baron. If I was that guy in their legal department, I'd be like "Sure, Social Services, we can delay eviction proceedings until you find -- wait, who did you say this was for? THAT guy? Oh, hell, no. In fact, I'm going to move them up to today. Drag that guy to the loony bin, and if they won't take him, point him to the nearest dumpster. I know you're required to help this guy, but trust me, you can't."
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Re: Baron David Ward

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SteveUK wrote:We must've missed this buried in David's rant over in Wrecker Patel's post.

Has the social wangled him a stay of execution? If so, is it an indication he's truly regarded as vulnerable?

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I could be wrong but I don't believe Social Services have stopped anything, What probably happend when the order became enforceable on the 23rd December Social Services contacted Santander on Trampbeards behalf and they confirmed that he was not going to be evicted that day, that is all I believe that happened. The warrant application would probably have been processed early last month and Santander are now waiting for a bailiff appointment.
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Re: Baron David Ward

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In a rant today, he has said that govement departments have charges on his house ?

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Re: Baron David Ward

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7 liens for 7 lawyers.

When's Howard Keil going to burst into song in this one. :wink:
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Re: Baron David Ward

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exiledscouser wrote:7 liens for 7 lawyers.

When's Howard Keil going to burst into song in this one. :wink:
Even worse -- when is Famspear going to lay another limerick upon us on this theme? :thinking: :wink:
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Re: Baron David Ward

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https://m.facebook.com/groups/798269636 ... 8&__tn__=C

I have just come across this, from the bowels of Facebook.

It's fair bit of nut jobbery at its finest!

It's the depository for BDW pieces of paper.
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Re: Baron David Ward

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£14 trillion Sterling??? What manor of idiot would believe this would be take seriously?

https://m.facebook.com/groups/798269636 ... 0445027777
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Re: Baron David Ward

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JimUk1 wrote:£14 trillion Sterling??? What manor of idiot would believe this would be take seriously?
Very droll.....
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Re: Baron David Ward

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longdog wrote:
ArthurWankspittle wrote:Sorry but I don't believe Social Services have got Santander to formally stay the possession order.....
I suspect that somewhere in the depths of the Santander legal department there is somebody with specialised training and/or long experience in dealing with vulnerable people and their support services and I assume they would have the authority to say "OK... We'll hold off for X number of days to give you time to lay down yo thang" but as you say... It's highly unlikely this has been back to court....
Yes, the social workers have almost certainly asked Santander to give them a few weeks to try and sort this out. I'm not optimistic.

Maybe von TrampBeard will start taking his meds, and cooperate in relocation to a little flat somewhere (or sheltered accommodation). More likely he will exhaust and alienate the social workers with continued grandiosity, and they will eventually inform Santander that the case has been closed without success in rehousing BvT.

This will take 6-8 weeks, during which Von TrampBeard will brag and preen about how he's outwitted the system. We who laugh last will laugh longest....
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Re: Baron David Ward

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Bones wrote:In a rant today, he has said that government departments have charges on his house ?
That's probably just some addled reference to the judge's order that the home be sold, and the normal processes that type of transaction goes through.
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Re: Baron David Ward

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JimUk1 wrote:£14 trillion Sterling??? What manor of idiot would believe this would be take seriously?

https://m.facebook.com/groups/798269636 ... 0445027777
Why, none other than our very own Neelu, that's one of her earlier efforts to see off the capital's police chief.

She's been too quiet, too long that one.
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Re: Baron David Ward

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Bones wrote:In a rant today, he has said that govement departments have charges on his house ?

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Re: Baron David Ward

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Pottapaug1938 wrote:
exiledscouser wrote:7 liens for 7 lawyers.

When's Howard Keil going to burst into song in this one. :wink:
Even worse -- when is Famspear going to lay another limerick upon us on this theme? :thinking: :wink:
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Re: Baron David Ward

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The Baron has blocked most of his Free Man on the Land mates (see his FB post below). What's going on? :shrug:

Baron David Ward
5 February at 14:26 ·

THE BLOCKED LIST..... Unplug Update.

The Blocked list gets bigger every day. ShillyBoys and Girls By meny Names. Trolls,,,,, Brain Dead village idiots who have challenged the Chess Master and Lost.

Waighd and measured and found to be lacking. Single brain cell cognative disfunctioning village idiots. I do not suffer folls or take prisoners. What is the best part of FB bar none?

The Blocked list is Awesome.

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Re: Baron David Ward

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Same as always: Baron David Ward is an insufferable egomaniac who can't get along with anyone, not even people inclined to support him.

He's also too stupid to understand the value of befriending, or at least not making enemies of, the community of people who actively rally to prevent evictions of people like him.

Oh well. Some people just know it all, and can do it all themselves. Lots of luck on your eviction day, Baron.
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Quite a list, one wonders if the Baron has considered the wisdom of burning so many bridges at once. Maybe if he gets really wound up, he will accidentally ban himself.
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Re: Baron David Ward

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The baron awakes, and this time MI6 are apparently involved.

Hmmmm.....

To A Callister
C/O PO BOX 101
Halton Lea
Runcorn

You’re Ref: WAR/16/2259

Dear A Callister.
Thank you for your correspondence dated the 21st Day of December 2016. We have noted its content and this will be kept on file pending future legal action.

First of all we would note the Date (16/12/2016) along with https://courttribunalfinder.service.gov ... mily-court Which is clear... Warrington County Court closed on 30th September 2016. The work has now moved to St Helen's County Court... There would seem to be a discrepancy which is conclusively material evidence of Fraud which is a known criminal offence that is chargeable.

We would also note the amount of £653.34 which coincidentally is £358.34 + £ 295.00 = £653.34. From WAR/15/1506 05/11/2015 AND WAR/16/259 04/02/2016 respectively.

We would draw Mr A Callister’s attention to http://bit.ly/1T6IlSB http://bit.ly/1Tz8pms These are the two previous and formally agreed Liens where Mr A Callister has formally agreed that he is a terrorist and a Criminal by his own hand.

We would also note to Mr A Callister that these two accounts have been dealt with back in February 2016 By the Chief of Police for Cheshire Mr Simon Byrne’s.

We would also so draw Mr A Callister’s attention to http://cps.gov.uk/legal/a_to_c/contempt_of_court/ See enclosed. No Force can be used in a civil matter as this would be an act of terrorism. You can take your arrest Warrant and swivel on a pole.

We would note to Mr A Callister as we have already affirmed to the Chief of police for Cheshire Mr Simon Byrne’s that is you send any more scumbag terrorists round to my house again they will be leaving in an ambulance or a Body Bag and we will then hunt you down.

MI6 Know who I am and will also be notified before this letter comes off the printer.

This matter will be forwarded to The Chief of police for Cheshire Mr Simon Byrne’s as it is Mr Simon Byrnes Obligation in his office of the Police FORCE to suppress what is a Belligerent act of terrorism under his Jurisdiction.

This will be published in the public by any means we have at our disposal.
We do not pay Bandits, Terrorists and thieves.

We await your response. Silence creates a binding agreement.
So let it be said. So let it be written. So let it be done.
Without ill will or vexation.
For and on behalf of the Principal legal embodiment by the title of MR DAVID WARD.
For and on behalf of the attorney General of the House of Ward Embassy.
For and on behalf of Baron David of the House of Ward Embassy.
All rights reserved.

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Re: Baron David Ward

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Pressure must be finally telling on The Baron.

Talk of Body bags and threats to "hunt you down" put this firmly into the criminal arena, I'm guessing he's crossed a line here.

Best plan?

Get him locked up for these threats and whilst in custody pile all his junk in the street, tin all the windows and finally have done with the eviction.

How does the alleged lack of ill will and vexation with which BDW usually signs-off his letters possibly sit with threats to hunt someone down and put others in a body bag?

Not nice Baron. Not nice at all.
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Re: Baron David Ward

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exiledscouser wrote:Pressure must be finally telling on The Baron.

Talk of Body bags and threats to "hunt you down" put this firmly into the criminal arena, I'm guessing he's crossed a line here.
I would imagine there would be a few people thinking about Albert Dryden, who murdered a planning official under not entirely dissimilar circumstances.

He did feel that he was only entitled to a £4,000,000 payout for actually being imprisoned, which seems a bit low by modern standards, but he did write lengthy legal documents and believed he was being persecuted for political reasons. He also generated a certain amount of popular support after the event, despite the premeditated killing of an unarmed and non-threatening person in cold blood.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/3 ... _provoked/

Still in jail now (well, as of June 2016)
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Re: Baron David Ward

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So there are two arrest warrants for Baron David Ward going back to 2015 and 2016, his response to the officer was to "swivel on a pole" among other things, and he hasn't been arrested yet? No wonder he thinks he's bulletproof. Where I come from, that attitude gets your outstanding warrants moved to the front of the line.

I note that the arrests are over two unpaid fines:
WAR/15/1506 358.34 Warrington
WAR/16/259 295.00 Warrington
Given the amounts, and that they were issued by Warrington court, I wonder if these are the parking tickets he "beat" so long ago.

What an asshole.