Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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Oh the irony.........

https://www.dropbox.com/s/wt5tlmmkq0b0n ... e.pdf?dl=0



Someone save this before Craig deletes the link
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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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Oh my gosh! But everything he says is so true! And so amazing! We know this because almost every sentence ends with an exclamation mark! And he uses WORDS IN CAPITALS! (Wouldn't the GLOSSA boys hate that?)

Golly! I must stop here! I'm giving myself a HEADACHE!
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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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The whole family is BS it was not that long ago he was trying to sell his car fast on facebook so he could go on holiday and he was looking for a new place to live as the room, that’s right room, he was renting in a friends flat had come to an end.
My only conclusion is that the few Crawford supporters that are left have the long term memory equal to that of goldfish.
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I can only go on my own personal experience but of all those people who I have come into contact with over the years who do have colossal incomes, not one of the has ever bragged about how much they earn. By the same token I have met quite a few people whose habit is to describe their income in telephone numbers but upon closer scrutiny it was later revealed that none of them had a pot to piss in. Not a scientific survey, I will be the first to admit, but possibly an accurate one.
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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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rumpelstilzchen wrote:I can only go on my own personal experience but of all those people who I have come into contact with over the years who do have colossal incomes, not one of the has ever bragged about how much they earn. By the same token I have met quite a few people whose habit is to describe their income in telephone numbers but upon closer scrutiny it was later revealed that none of them had a pot to piss in. Not a scientific survey, I will be the first to admit, but possibly an accurate one.
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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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I liked the part about "I've had 3 teams of coders, 2 of whom let me down." You know, because people who can write computer code are easily replaceable chimps, while Internet marketers are elite rock star talents. :roll:
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So I am guessing the reference to his venture with his dad that he claims was his biggest success was taking a selfie on an elevator?
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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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I can honestly say i've never felt the need to tell everyone how much i make or what my business turns over, should anyone ask the response they would get would be "only 2 people need to know that, thats me and the HMRC".

Those that flaunt their supposed wealth are soon found out, just look at Craig he claims to make all this money when its obvious he doesn't, its just an act to draw in the gullible to sell his business method/get rich quick scheme.
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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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That's true of everything, not just wealth. In my experience, the more people boast about their intelligence, athletic prowess, or whatever, the less of it they turn out to have. The truly great people I've met in my life had no need to boast of their greatness. It was apparent.
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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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Just read through 58 responses to Tom's 'explaination' of what happened in Court on the ETFOTB, I can't make up my mind which is the funniest (aka stupidest) the one from the Baron that says Tom might as well have gone to MacDonalds Janitors Court ( they have a Janitors Court in MacDonalds :shrug: ) or the one from that legal genius Coral Melissa Penn which said
And is there not the UN to consider ?
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TheNewSaint wrote: The truly great people I've met in my life had no need to boast of their greatness. It was apparent.
I would go further than that. I have met some truly great people and (imo) the one thing they have all had in common is that they were all very humble when discussing their successes.
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I don't take sides, I read all the facts and then come to my own conclusions
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How embarrassing for Tom, the appellant who provides his own evidence for the prosecution;

"Officer how did you know what the accused was going to do?"

"H'exibit one m'lud, from h'an hex-amination of something called h'ugh tube"

Case proven!
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I just watched a few minutes of that video. Honestly I had no idea he was that deluded - according to the video he thinks he's won in the civil courts three times.
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Mark Conway thinks the prosecution needed an "intelligence unit" to find a public YouTube video? :haha:
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aesmith wrote:I just watched a few minutes of that video. Honestly I had no idea he was that deluded - according to the video he thinks he's won in the civil courts three times.

He is the Black Knight of our times.

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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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:haha:

https://youtu.be/kMn-xGiJHTg

I've never seen this video, it's from 2014 and it's a pure BS-festival.

To quote Tom- "I put a claim in the court with a note saying evidence to follow, and the judge struck it out without merit!"

Oh dear lord it's 12 minutes of pure stupidity :haha:
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Oh dear.


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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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SteveUK wrote:Oh dear.


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Brilliant, do you have a link ??
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Re: Losing Your Home, Crawford Style

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TheNewSaint wrote:Mark Conway thinks the prosecution needed an "intelligence unit" to find a public YouTube video? :haha:
In fairness it's probably true, but only because if they didn't the police station would be full of people watching cat videos and doing no work. "Officers who have permission to surf cat videos at their desk" doesn't sound good on a CV though, so "Intelligence Unit" it is.