I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

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Re: I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

Post by Pox »

Burnaby49 wrote:
PeanutGallery wrote:Does the assuredly lovely, good natured and tolerant Mrs Burnaby know about your 'research' into the Sovcit dating scene?
Watch it Peanutboy. Unless you want Mrs. Peanut to find out about your own sordid escapades;

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The mind boggles - what on earth was the search criteria to find that image? Unless it is part of your 'private collection '?

Hats off though - very funny.
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Re: I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

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No search needed at all. I already knew about the sordid secret life of Mr. Peanut (AKA Vincent Trasov). He occupies a fabled place in Vancouver history. He ran for mayor in 1974;

http://vancouversun.com/news/staff-blog ... headlines#

http://vancouversun.com/tag/mr-peanut

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/art ... le4574604/

It even made the "Mr. Peanut" entry in Wikipedia;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Peanut

You want pictures?

https://www.google.ca/search?q=mr+peanu ... DbsQsAQIJg

I got the salacious shot from this gallery;

https://www.google.ca/search?q=mr.+Pean ... BnUQsAQIEw

There's even a (poor quality) video of his campaign in YouTube which includes the delighful Peanettes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndb74cEcdoQ
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

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The photo series "The Romance of Mr. Peanut" was part of Vincent Trasov's performance art during the mayoralty campaign. The young lady was Grenada Gazelle (AKA Sharon Venne). Notwithstanding the dirty minds of Quatloos readers the photo series was acclaimed as part of the overall artwork and is now owned by Morris and Helen Belkin Art Gallery at the University of British Columbia, my old alma mater, although I had graduated and was harassing taxpayers by then.

http://belkin.pastperfectonline.com/byc ... ada&page=1
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

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I just have one question:

When you get her in bed does she scream,"He's creating joinder with me, HES CREATING JOINDER WITH ME!"?
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Re: I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

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Bad James Vincent Bad. Just for that three pages of Famspear poetry for you.
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notorial dissent wrote:Bad James Vincent Bad. Just for that three pages of Famspear poetry for you.
I don't know if I've done anything in my life, and I've done some screwed up things, that 3 pages of Fam's limericks would be a just sentence.
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Re: I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

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Cruel and unusual punishment?
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Re: I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

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We'l let it slide this time. :lol:
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Re: I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

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Apart from the fact that this service seems short of women, keep in mind that old adage "Don't go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself." In my case that advice hardly meant much, but with these people it suddenly popped up in my head in flashing neon with roman candles. These people are seriously unbalanced, and even though you might be willing to entrust your favorite body part with them for a night, you might find them boiling your bunny or worse in weeks to come. Jus' sayin'.
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Re: I've seen it all now - awake dating for conspiracy theorists

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Somehow, I just can't see it working. It reminds me of that computer dating ad on TV, I just don't see how they could get a compatibility matrix together when the possible crazy is just too broad. Even within a conspiraloon group there are too many mutually exclusive and generally hostile theories that they can not find agreement on.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.