Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Bones wrote:Welcome back to quatloos tuco, I feel like we are old friends now :sarcasmon:

Why don't you post under the username you were using before ? :shrug:


I feel I should give you some friendly advice, don't say "freetard" here - there are some idiots on other sites that think only one person every uses that expression. Would not want you to be accused of being someone else Tuco :whistle:
Hi Bones

What username was that then?

Thanks for the advice-I'd return the compliment but one of your mates has beaten me to it. You protest too much. Let it go eh?
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Tuco wrote: Hi Bones

What username was that then?

Thanks for the advice-I'd return the compliment but one of your mates has beaten me to it. You protest too much. Let it go eh?
This one Tuco

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=29397

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Forgotten that was you already ?

Here let me help you to remember :whistle:

http://www.bailiffhelpforum.co.uk/viewt ... ned#p54637

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Not really nice calling the people that run this site wankers is it Tuco ?

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http://www.bailiffhelpforum.co.uk/viewt ... ter#p54862

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:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

You say you won't be coming back on here, yet here you are :thinking:

As I said... Welcome back :snicker:
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Oh that one

I can't use it. Our friends from the land of the obese banned that username.
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Tuco wrote:Oh that one

I can't use it. Our friends from the land of the obese banned that username.
I am so glad, I was able to help, to jog your memory :whistle:
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Five posts deleted - three from Bones, two from Tuco. We are not starting this again.
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wserra wrote:Five posts deleted - three from Bones, two from Tuco. We are not starting this again.
I am sorry for my part wserra and would also like to apologise to my fellow quatloos.

I could have expressed and made my point very differently
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https://youtu.be/TXN25pdDrQo

Skirting extremely close to defamation with this one, even with names removed.

Who's the bloke sat next to Mickey?
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Firthy2002 wrote:https://youtu.be/TXN25pdDrQo

Skirting extremely close to defamation with this one, even with names removed.

Who's the bloke sat next to Mickey?
That is Jonathan Allington (aka Jonathan Christian) as I mentioned a couple of days ago. The smug git used to appear in quite a few of Colon's videos a couple of years ago but happily has largely dropped out of sight recently.

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I see he's one of those people who think a disabled badge gives you carte bleu to ignore parking rules even though the guidance is quite clear.
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I see that Colon's hitherto missing YT channel SriLankerC has been reinstated apparently in it's entirety. I gives us the chance to enjoy some classic videos including this one which is a bit of departure for him but possibly the most helpful video he has ever posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3wN6QuMkHo
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Firthy2002 wrote:https://youtu.be/TXN25pdDrQo

Skirting extremely close to defamation with this one, even with names removed.
Don't know if this is still valid but if it is, Mickey probably just broke it.*
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-no ... e-34670355

There are genuine Police investigations into historic abuse in Nottingham care homes http://www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/ad ... operations and Mickey is one of the alleged victims, but having idiots like Ceylon ("I see paedophiles") glomming onto the situation for their own ends, won't help anyone.


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The injunction bans him from visiting all "non-residential" council premises or approaching staff and from posting "any material involving anyone from Nottingham City Council, its staff, councillors, employees or agents" on the internet.
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Ceylon posted a video of him saying that he wouldn't pay council tax because that would be giving consent for people to be killed.

Someone asked why, then, did he permit posts that advocated murdering of economic migrants?

Ceylon simply replied "free speech".

He's evidently changed his mind, as that conversation has now gone, replaced by Ceylon saying "do not hijack any topics".

I find that funny on so many levels.
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Typical response. Not sure how paying council tax contributes to murder.
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One of them, somewhere along the line must have read an article that suggested that a percentage of revenue raised from council tax goes towards funding the armed forces in Afghanistan and more lately, Syria.

From that point onwards, the standard retard response to council tax is that it goes towards funding murder. I don't think any of them have actually researched the subject but it does provide a ready made and convenient excuse for them not to pay council tax.

They are all hot air though. hardly any of them actually have the arsehole to see it through and invariably end up paying, after a bit of huffing and puffing. If you are a homeowner, you risk your home as our friend Jimmy has discovered. If you do not own your own home, you risk imprisonment, as Roger Hayes discovered.

100% Ceylon won't risk prison-He'd piss his pants after 2 or 3 hours in there.
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Normal Wisdom wrote:I see that Colon's hitherto missing YT channel SriLankerC has been reinstated apparently in it's entirety. I gives us the chance to enjoy some classic videos including this one which is a bit of departure for him but possibly the most helpful video he has ever posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3wN6QuMkHo
To use the Garnier solgan "Because he is not worth it"


Good to see all the classic videos...

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Anal Shake Solutions - Sounds like an Americam infomercial

Three parts of pure comedy

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Colon proving that it wasn't the banks that lied

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Most claims by love a pint are

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Did Leigh win against those boat stealing Nazi's ?

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Goodbye Facebook ???

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Hello Facebook

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There are litterally hours and hours of pure entertainment to be found on his youtube video's, someone should do a top 10 or something. Of course he still has all the adverts for people like Peter Fraud of England and Balii "lose ya castle" Mann :snicker:
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I've got some time off starting after tomorrow, I might have a look at his greatest hits from past years.
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Have a look at how many times he's announced that he won't be paying council tax. The little bluffer has done it 3 times to my knowledge :haha:

He makes this big announcement on YT that he's not consenting or paying towards the murder of Afghans and Syrians and then you hear nothing more about it. Then 12 months or so later, he does the same thing all over again.

He will not see it through because he is scared of going to prison. He is a typical guru, encouraging others to do so. Young, impressionable kids and thickos like Jimmy.
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Looks like GOODF are crowdfunding again

They have had £10 donated on 29 July 2016 towards their new total of £50,000
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If you can get out of debt free, why do you need crowdfunding? Just have someone with a better credit rating than you're likely to have borrow some money, then show him/her how to get out of it free. You could make a fortune.

Variant of the old question to ask a scammer: if you can do all that, why do you need MY money?
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