Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Bones wrote:
There are literally hours and hours of pure entertainment to be found on his youtube video's, someone should do a top 10 or something. :snicker:
Top of the list would simply have to be Haining getting arrested and marched off with his arm up his back, (I can't seem to find that one any more) and of course the number two would be where the idiot got sat on his arrogant arse then goes on to tell his fawning sycophantic followers that " bailiffs cannot smash your door in".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqUhR4n ... g&index=91
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Here is the video of Hainings arrest.
Please officer, the cuffs are too tight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2MI07tVoh0
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Pity we don't get a close view of the transgression.

He should end up in cuffs far more frequently; I think he's fortunate to come up against more lenient arms of the law at times.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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It was interesting watching him getting hauled away in cuffs whining the entire time, but what exactly did he get arrested for?
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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notorial dissent wrote:It was interesting watching him getting hauled away in cuffs whining the entire time, but what exactly did he get arrested for?
Around 1:55 a officer states
I arrested him [Haining] to prevent a breach of the peace.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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notorial dissent wrote:It was interesting watching him getting hauled away in cuffs whining the entire time, but what exactly did he get arrested for?
I believe that episode was taking place at Colon's own house (as it was then).
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Ceylon supports and promotes GM crops .. How to Grow 100 Pounds of Potatoes in 4 Square Feet. Does this mean he's a paid shill of Monsanto after all?
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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aesmith wrote:Ceylon supports and promotes GM crops .. How to Grow 100 Pounds of Potatoes in 4 Square Feet. Does this mean he's a paid shill of Monsanto after all?
In my official capacity as the fourth born son of an amateur potato cultivation expert (I ate a lot of spuds when I was a kid) I'm pretty sure that soil-in-the-top-spuds-out-the-bottom technique wouldn't work. Potato plants have a fixed life cycle and once they've stopped producing tubers that's it. They're not a perennial.

Add to that the fact that a 2' x 2' box is about big enough for one or two plants at best I think 100lb is out by at least 95lb.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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aesmith wrote:Ceylon supports and promotes GM crops .. How to Grow 100 Pounds of Potatoes in 4 Square Feet. Does this mean he's a paid shill of Monsanto after all?
Nope, its merely further proof he jumps on the next available bandwagon without attempting to understand the subject matter. He is a midget on a mission, YT hits being top of his hit list.

I would like to see Ceylon and Jimmy tied to a lie detector machine like Homer once famously was.

"Right I am going to ask you some questions, all you need to do is truthfully answer yes or no. Do you understand"?

"Yes"

BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Skeleton wrote:
aesmith wrote:Ceylon supports and promotes GM crops .. How to Grow 100 Pounds of Potatoes in 4 Square Feet. Does this mean he's a paid shill of Monsanto after all?
Nope, its merely further proof he jumps on the next available bandwagon without attempting to understand the subject matter. He is a midget on a mission, YT hits being top of his hit list.

I would like to see Ceylon and Jimmy tied to a lie detector machine like Homer once famously was.

"Right I am going to ask you some questions, all you need to do is truthfully answer yes or no. Do you understand"?

"Yes"

BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I haven't weighed them but we have enough potatoes from one of those 2x2 towers to last all winter, it's not a GM or new trick, my Nan used to gow tatties in them when I was a kid.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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What is colon up too these days, seems very quiet
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Bones wrote:What is colon up too these days, seems very quiet
He's banned me from GOODF probably for being active here, or maybe that harsh comment on YouTube.
Either way, not for anything I actually did there.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Firthy2002 wrote:
Bones wrote:What is colon up too these days, seems very quiet
He's banned me from GOODF probably for being active here, or maybe that harsh comment on YouTube.
Either way, not for anything I actually did there.
Did he just ban you or go through all the bull about ip addresses with you and then ban you ?
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Bones wrote:What is colon up too these days, seems very quiet
Making a FOI request -

http://www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/v ... 0&t=102132
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Bones wrote:Did he just ban you or go through all the bull about ip addresses with you and then ban you ?
Straight ban with no forewarning. Haven't logged on since last Thursday, went to do so this afternoon and was met with a permanent ban message for my username.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Pox wrote:
Bones wrote:What is colon up too these days, seems very quiet
Making a FOI request -

http://www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/v ... 0&t=102132

He is dumber than i thought. He makes some pretty serious allegations in his "request" under his real name. I will eat Toms hat if it is not treated as a vexatious request.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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He plays the loaded question fallacy. What a plonker.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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That's just quite simply not the sort of question the FOI is intended for. Do they do this deliberately, so that the refusal to answer can be cited as another aspect of the great conspiracy?
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Skeleton wrote:[...] under his real name [...]
That's because he originally submitted it under the 'name' of Master Ceylon and they rejected it because of that: 0001 SECTION 8 REFUSAL NO NAME

Other interesting things he's being doing includes advising people that copyright doesn't exist from the date of creation of the work but from the date that copyright is claimed: http://www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/v ... 9&t=102111 (not that it would make any more sense if they did get the date right, but this was a new example - to me at least - of how broken the thinking is).

At the same time, he's been encouraging people to violate other people's copyrights for works that they did create (or have rights granted to them by the creator) and are sufficiently unique and creative works for copyright to actually exist: http://www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/v ... 0&t=102089