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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:48 pm

One thing is for sure. Colon has not checked to see if there is law that prohibits "jumping" a red light.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby NYGman » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:59 pm

I am sure he searched the UCC, the only true statutory universally acceptable laws out there. I too checked, and there is no UCC section covering it.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby morrand » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:32 am

Penny Wise wrote:At about 9 minutes he says has anybody looked to see if there is a law to say that you can't jump a red light and then proclaims there is no such law.

Well as he advises in his video, I did my own research and there is a law s.36 of the Road Traffic Act

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1988/52/section/36


Aha! But that's to do with signs, not lights! He's RIGHT!!!

Unless you actually trace it down a little to regulation 36 of The Traffic Signs Regulations and General Directions 2002, which defines the meaning of the lights specified by regulation 33 of the same, which is linked to s. 36 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 by regulation 10. And when his work is done, haha! begins the fun, from Dnepropetrovsk to Petropavlovsk, by way of Iliysk—sorry.

Anyway, you'd never figure this out, I mean, unless you look at Rule 109 of The Highway Code, which would be the obvious starting place and which points to all of this:
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Traffic light signals and traffic signs. You MUST obey all traffic light signals (see ‘Light signals controlling traffic’) and traffic signs giving orders, including temporary signals & signs (see ‘Traffic signs’). Make sure you know, understand and act on all other traffic and information signs and road markings (see ‘Traffic signs’, ‘Road markings’ and ‘Vehicle markings’).

Laws RTA 1988 sect 36 & TSRGD regs 10, 15, 16, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 36, 38 & 40


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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Firthy2002 » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:14 pm

I cringe whenever someone brings up the Superior Orders defence (aka Nuremberg defence) who clearly hasn't done any research on it, like Colon in this video.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:33 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n7NwSsrQhs

It seems that the PTB want to stop people travelling, by a cunning scheme of almost Baldrickian brilliance.
They have a plan to try and get people to switch off the engines in their cars, vans and whatever, when parked in cities. The people will reduce pollution, save fuel and coincidentally, be able to travel more with the saved fuel.
I cannot quite see how this is a conspiracy against the common man, unless the man is so common that they drive the sort of car that probably will not start when you want it to (I had a few like this 30 years ago) but nowadays the cheap old cars poor people use remain remarkably reliable.
The sticking point seems to be that 'no idling' zones in city centres will be enforced, making one more type of traffic ticket to ramp up to £600 or so. Or you could, like a sensible person, switch off the engine when picking up your child or whatever.

This is all rather feeble, I wonder if someone has taken the old dog to a vet and had some of the rotten teeth pulled.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:12 pm

Colon must be craving attention. He is now resorting to promoting bullshit that has already been debunked:
https://youtu.be/BEXSfLddvGg

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:48 pm

No 'rods' but I did see a big dick, will that do?

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Penny Wise » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:05 pm

Looks real to me, honest

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Burnaby49 » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:16 pm

Give him some credit. He's a lot better than Ken Thompson regarding the technical aspects of making a video. Content is another matter entirely.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:48 pm

Burnaby49 wrote:Give him some credit. He's a lot better than Ken Thompson regarding the technical aspects of making a video. Content is another matter entirely.

You are right. I have to admit that he is very good at making a video. He does have a talent. It is a shame that his talent is wasted on making videos where the subject matter is bullshit.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby aesmith » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:52 pm

Anyone fancy giving a summary? That video doesn't play for me.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:18 pm

aesmith wrote:Anyone fancy giving a summary? That video doesn't play for me.

Sure. Colon has made a video in which he tells us that a few days ago he was making a video when a fly flew straight past him. When viewing the video later he discovered that what he had originally thought was a fly was in fact a rod. He says that his rod is about five inches long athough some rods can grow much longer (ooh er missus :snicker:) He then shows us the footage frame by frame so that we can all see and admire his wonderful rod.
As for rods......obviously they fly continuously as no one has ever seen a rod that has landed to take a breather. They must also be immortal because I guarantee that you never see a dead rod although, it must be said, Mrs Rumple has on a few occasions seen a limp rod but she would be the first to admit that she has never seen a dead one.
More on rods:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_(optics)
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby katiHWB » Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:52 pm

rumpelstilzchen wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_(optics)
link to wiki not working ... you have to make sure that the ) at the end is a part of the link (can't get it to do it myself)
"Rods" (sometimes known as "skyfish", "air rods", or "solar entities") is a term used in cryptozoology, ufology, and outdoor photography to refer to elongated artifacts in the form of light-rods produced by cameras. Videos of rod-shaped objects moving quickly through the air were claimed by some ufologists and cryptozoologists to be alien life forms, "extradimensional" creatures, or very small UFOs. Subsequent experiments showed that these rods appear in film because of an optical illusion/collusion (especially in interlaced video recording), and are typically traces of a flying insect's wingbeats.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby SteveUK » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:12 pm

Even Mr Ebert (behave yourselves!!1!!) is having doubts on the UFO theory.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:01 pm

BREAKING NEWS!!!!1!!!!
Colon has predicted that the financial crash will occur next month!!!!1!!!!
Yes, yes, I know that he has been predicting the financial crash is going to happen on a regular basis for the past four or five years (and he has been wrong on each occasion) but this time it is different!!!!1!!!! This time it is official!!!!1!!!! How does he know? Because a banker.......no, no, not just any old banker......oh no......because a "high-up banker" has jumped to his death and gave the heads up to those around him just before jumping. Now, obviously the message this "high-up banker" gave while preparing to jump has been hushed up by the mainstream media, after all, "they" wouldn't want the truth to get out but Colon is privy to the information!!!!1!!!! He knows what the banker.....sorry....."high-up banker" said!!!!1!!!! The banker.....doh....."high-up banker" said: "It's all over. Get out now" and then jumped. With such compelling evidence as that being presented before you how could you possibly doubt Colon's word? And anyway, Colon said that if you don't believe it you should go and check it out for yourself!!!!1!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bPgJo1HxZU
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:25 pm

Makes sense. If you are not a high up banker all you'd get jumping out of the window might be a broken leg.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby HardyW » Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:35 am

A somewhat more reliable new source ...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08 ... -exchange/

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby grixit » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:37 am

katiHWB wrote:link to wiki not working ... you have to make sure that the ) at the end is a part of the link (can't get it to do it myself)


Fixed. You have to use [ url ] content [ / url ]
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:23 am

HardyW wrote:A somewhat more reliable new source ...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08 ... -exchange/

You see? Colon was right. They have hushed up the fact that the man said "It's all over. Get out now." just before jumping. Colon knows the real truth because some bloke on the internet told him what really happened. Expect the financial crash to happen in September!!!!1!!!!
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby King Lud » Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:42 am

SteveUK wrote:Even Mr Ebert (behave yourselves!!1!!) is having doubts on the UFO theory.

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Going by the "Boom!!!1!!" at the end of the comment I suspect this is a piss take name but I was under the impression that Ebert had died. I'm sure I read somewhere last year that he had passed away.


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