Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby grixit » Sun Dec 17, 2017 7:49 am

exiledscouser wrote:I bet he gobs off to anyone and everyone in his life or at the very least levels an angry malevolent stare or two. The Asda checkout girl (probably an immigrant). The school crossing lady (NWO spy under cover). Cops innocently driving past (secretly filming me). No one would be safe from suspicion or a blast of his vitriolic world-view.


What's that quote about insanity and "terrifying significance"?
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby ArthurWankspittle » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:14 am

Chaos wrote:So his sister had to deal with a parent with dementia and probably got the estate because of all the trouble and the turd got nothing and is more bitter than usual.
There might have been no estate or it could have been eaten up by care costs. I suspect mum trusted daughter more than son and that's what put his nose out of joint. Plus mum (if lucid enough) and daughter (and all carers) didn't want to try the marijuana/colloidal silver/coconut oil "medication" he was pushing.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby notorial dissent » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:50 am

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Chaos wrote:So his sister had to deal with a parent with dementia and probably got the estate because of all the trouble and the turd got nothing and is more bitter than usual.
There might have been no estate or it could have been eaten up by care costs. I suspect mum trusted daughter more than son and that's what put his nose out of joint. Plus mum (if lucid enough) and daughter (and all carers) didn't want to try the marijuana/colloidal silver/coconut oil "medication" he was pushing.

He strikes me as the type that's had a chip on his shoulder and a gripe in his belly for perhaps most of his life. The type that someone's always doing out o' sumthin'.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby longdog » Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:39 pm

notorial dissent wrote:He strikes me as the type that's had a chip on his shoulder and a gripe in his belly for perhaps most of his life. The type that someone's always doing out o' sumthin'.


The type who thinks that because he's somebody's offspring he's entitled to a 'bereavement dividend' (as Alan Partridge would say) when they shuffle off this mortal coil. Sorry Colon... The world don't work that way.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby notorial dissent » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:31 pm

longdog wrote:
notorial dissent wrote:He strikes me as the type that's had a chip on his shoulder and a gripe in his belly for perhaps most of his life. The type that someone's always doing out o' sumthin'.


The type who thinks that because he's somebody's offspring he's entitled to a 'bereavement dividend' (as Alan Partridge would say) when they shuffle off this mortal coil. Sorry Colon... The world don't work that way.

I think that if you just leave it at "entitled" and self important you'll have it all pretty well covered. And well Prick with a capital "P".
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby grixit » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:28 pm

Well, for a lot of people *self* important is the only kind of important they can get. But most of us don't care.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Normal Wisdom » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:14 am

Hercule Parrot wrote:
hucknallred wrote:
Normal Wisdom wrote:Oh thank you so much for highlighting Colon's morph into newspaper reviewer. I haven't bothered with his videos for months but this latest venture is really comedy gold and I urge everyone to give them a look.


Welcome back Normal.


Yeah, where have you been for months? Undercover mission for Mr Soros again?


Thank you for the "welcome back" but the truth is that I haven't been "away". I check Quatloos most days but post very infrequently because I haven't found anything or anyone that captures my interest quite as much as Tom Crawford, Guy Taylor, Colon and his soppy mate, Mr Ebert or even Paula Jayne Campbell once did. I also have less time these days since I filled my retirement with voluntary work at Citizens Advice.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Burnaby49 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:53 am

And I find myself spending a lot of my retirement time babysitting my two year old grandson so his parents can work. Daycare is unbelievably expensive. I keep telling people not to worry when they retire what they'll do with all those hours they used to fill working. Time somehow seems to fill itself.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Firthy2002 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:12 pm

Burnaby49 wrote:I keep telling people not to worry when they retire what they'll do with all those hours they used to fill working. Time somehow seems to fill itself.


Literally every retired person I know says this.
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Postby John Uskglass » Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:06 pm

Burning questions of the day - 'Should Satinists Be Removed?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CdETXwsI0

Presumably they pose a threat to the fabric of society...

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Pottapaug1938 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 5:41 pm

John Uskglass wrote:Burning questions of the day - 'Should Satinists Be Removed?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CdETXwsI0

Presumably they pose a threat to the fabric of society...

I'll get me coat.


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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby BoomerSooner17 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:51 pm

John Uskglass wrote:Burning questions of the day - 'Should Satinists Be Removed?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CdETXwsI0

Presumably they pose a thread to the fabric of society...

I'll get me coat.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby John Uskglass » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:23 pm

Fixed it for you


Darn it! Are you trying to needle me?

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby rosy » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:37 pm

We must learn from the rich tapestry of history.

First they came for the satinists, and I said nothing as I am not a satinist.
Then they came for the muslins, and I said nothing as I am not a muslin.
Then they came for the samites, and I said nothing as I am not a samite
Now they are coming for the grosgrain, and who will speak for me?

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby ArthurWankspittle » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:54 pm

I'm sateen here reading all this, hoping we can get a chiffon and bee back on topic, but faconne hell no, you're all off georgetting more puns.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby BoomerSooner17 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:00 pm

Don't try to pull the wool over our eyes. You're enjoying this too.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Burnaby49 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:13 pm

Mocking, mocking, all the time. Never giving Ceylon any serious notice or respect. You're all cut from the same cloth.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby The Seventh String » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:11 am

John Uskglass wrote:Burning questions of the day - 'Should Satinists Be Removed?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CdETXwsI0


He could market his videos as an effective drug-free cure for insomnia. By three minutes into any of them I’m propping my eyelids open with matchsticks.

I think that’s the first I’ve managed to struggle all the way through. Was it worth the effort required to fight the tedium?

No.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby hucknallred » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:12 pm

Why not triple your viewing pleasure?

He has 3 channels, all with shit house paper reviews & quack cures & conspiracy theories.

SriLanKerC: https://www.youtube.com/c/SriLankerC

mark ceylon: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXFAgv ... tEQ/videos

mark seylon: https://www.youtube.com/c/markseylon

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby SteveUK » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:24 pm

He's also doing a speech tommorow somewhere, ironically called "Doom Watch".

The music wants to make me stab myself in both ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i-2dairepk
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