The Crawfords Keep Looking For A Unicorn

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letissier14 wrote:Tom Crawford on the laws being broken by Social Workers, Police, Bailiffs.

Tom Crawford will be hosting his own regular shows on Wednesdays 8pm-10pm, specifically on the laws…

http://WWW.BLOGTALKRADIO.COM

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Will Tom be giving mortgage advice also?

I wish to know how to live almost rent free for 25years!
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Jings it's two hours long. Still apparently if anyone can last all the way through that they'll learn how to emulate all of Mr Crawford's tactics, and achieve the same success.
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The first hour is going to be the presenter and Chicken Tom going back and forth trying to determine if they can hear each other.
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The radio programme is complete chaos. Please listen for 7 minutes from 25 mins in. They can't operate the equipment properly and they could not get hold of Tom Crawford on the phone. He had been calling from a phone box. Eventually they got hold of him on a mobile and without a hint of irony said he didn't have a land line. ( Can't think why that would be :haha: ) Tom says the technical problems ( ie clueless idiots in charge of the equipment ) is actually the powers that be preventing him from talking.

"Normal" service is eventually restored and TC launches into the usual ramblings of court seals, fraud, no money lent blah blah.

Enjoy the choas

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Thanks for the invitation but I've got some paint that I urgently need to watch drying. :mrgreen:
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I was hoping that Helen would have popped in as a guest speaker.
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The Observer wrote:I was hoping that Helen Betty the Chicken would have popped in as a guest speaker.
FIFY.
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Dr. Caligari wrote:
The Observer wrote:I was hoping that Helen Betty the Chicken would have popped in as a guest speaker.
FIFY.

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The Observer wrote:
Dr. Caligari wrote:
The Observer wrote:I was hoping that Helen Betty the Chicken would have popped in as a guest speaker.
FIFY.
Thanks, I can never keep my chickens straight.
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Hercule Parrot wrote:
The Observer wrote:
Dr. Caligari wrote: FIFY.
Thanks, I can never keep my chickens straight.
Moderators, I object in the strongest terms to the suggestion that gay chickens can be 'treated' or 'cured'. This homophobic hate speech has no place on our forum. The Observer should be required to attend LGBTQ sensitivity training, to prevent further micro-aggressions against other Gallus gallus domesticus who may wish to express their sexuality in diverse and wonderful ways.
Before setting your unintelligible demands "in the strongest terms" keep in mind who moderates here. Take me as an example. I'm a doddering senescent old geezer who still gets totally confused by "Transgenders Welcomed" on the door to what used to be the Mens at the Vancouver Public Library. Can I still go in? Are untransgendered unwelcome? I'm constantly in a fog of confusion. I just read a Wall Street Journal article that used the word 'cisgender'. Who the hell are they I asked myself. I checked Google and they were me.

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Sometimes I feel the need of a 'like' button. This is one of them.
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Jesus wept. You cannot un-hear it once it heard. I was going to take one for the team and listen to it whilst doing the ironing followed by a write up. I am now contemplating suicide.

I think there must be a technical error, because it's all just an endless loop of "something something.......fraud" in different voices.

I've got a 14 hour flight tommorow, I might download it and try again.
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SteveUK wrote:Jesus wept. You cannot un-hear it once it heard. I was going to take one for the team and listen to it whilst doing the ironing followed by a write up. I am now contemplating suicide.

I think there must be a technical error, because it's all just an endless loop of "something something.......fraud" in different voices.

I've got a 14 hour flight tommorow, I might download it and try again.
So their plan to eliminate Quatloos is working then?
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Burnaby49 wrote:
SteveUK wrote:Jesus wept. You cannot un-hear it once it heard. I was going to take one for the team and listen to it whilst doing the ironing followed by a write up. I am now contemplating suicide.

I think there must be a technical error, because it's all just an endless loop of "something something.......fraud" in different voices.

I've got a 14 hour flight tommorow, I might download it and try again.
So their plan to eliminate Quatloos is working then?

It would seem so. Fortunately there's a beach in Sir Lanka with my name written all over it, so I'll start the mental healing process tommorow.
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Burnaby49 wrote:
Hercule Parrot wrote:
The Observer wrote: Thanks, I can never keep my chickens straight.
Moderators, I object in the strongest terms to the suggestion that gay chickens can be 'treated' or 'cured'. This homophobic hate speech has no place on our forum. The Observer should be required to attend LGBTQ sensitivity training, to preventi further micro-aggressions against other Gallus gallus domesticus who may wish to express their sexuality in diverse and wonderful ways.
Before setting your unintelligible demands "in the strongest terms" keep in mind who moderates here. Take me as an example. I'm a doddering senescent old geezer who still gets totally confused by "Transgenders Welcomed" on the door to what used to be the Mens at the Vancouver Public Library. Can I still go in? Are untransgendered unwelcome? I'm constantly in a fog of confusion. I just read a Wall Street Journal article that used the word 'cisgender'. Who the hell are they I asked myself. I checked Google and they were me.

No, never mind more outrage and demands. What you need isn't some shaming and blaming training for Observer where he comes out pretending to believe in a new order he can't even comprehend. You need a root and branch culling of the current moderators and their replacement by much more culturally attuned younger people who agonize throughout their day, to the point of paralysis, about whether they are sensitive and accommodating enough about issues that are completely beyond the understanding of the current batch of Neanderthals moderating Quatloos. You need to storm the ramparts!

Unfortunately we have control of the software. But our generation will pass and then a new set can take over just in time to be left behind by changing mores just like we currently are and who will be subject to criticisms as incomprehensible to them as your gibberish is to me. It's just the cycle of life.
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A typical narrow-minded statement from Gregg. He totally ignored 'Finger Lickin' Good '.
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It's all Finger Lickin' Good

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trans-fat free.
There are cis and trans fats now?

This modern world moves too fast for me.
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Hercule Parrot wrote:This homophobic hate speech has no place on our forum. The Observer should be required to attend LGBTQ sensitivity training, to prevent further micro-aggressions against other Gallus gallus domesticus who may wish to express their sexuality in diverse and wonderful ways.
Sir, I will have to point out that you failed to notice that I said "...can never...", the implication being that I fully admit that chickens are going to do what chickens want to do in regards to their sexual preference and/or gender. Such an admission, tacit or not, indicates that I have accepted this state of affairs. Furthermore, I show no discrimination or bias towards such chickens; I consume any chicken regardless of their alignment on a LGBTQ diagram. I never walk into a Kentucky Fried Chicken demanding that the staff identify the gender or sexuality identification of the product they are selling me or refuse to patronize their stores due to a ample lack of heterosexual chickens.

So please put your outrage in check and resolve in the future to carefully read, digest and understand what is being related so as to avoid the chickens coming home to roost on your watch.
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