"Justinian Deception" crank group

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Re: "Justinian Deception" crank group

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exiledscouser wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:56 pm
longdog wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:08 pm Gotta love that fiat currency. Like the wave/particle duality of the photon both worthless and yet never to be parted with unless absolutely unavoidable.
Schrödinger's shilling?
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exiledscouser wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:56 pm Schrödinger's shilling?
Indeed.

I'm sure there's some opposite thought experiment whereby watching one of Princess Nutbag's videos or reading one of her posts doesn't collapse a wave function. There's a physical law of the universe which gives a probability of one that it's going to bat-shit insane even if there is no observer.
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Re: "Justinian Deception" crank group

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For those who have nothing better to do, here is a link to a group of idjits who believe in the Justinian Deception, and utter dire warnings about the use of "Dog Latin":

https://www.sovereignchurchofrefuge.org ... guage.html
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It's truly breathtaking that people believe that sort of shit. They have absolutely no idea how languages work, how the law works or, as far as I can tell, how reality works.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: "Justinian Deception" crank group

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longdog wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:37 pm It's truly breathtaking that people believe that sort of shit. They have absolutely no idea how languages work, how the law works or, as far as I can tell, how reality works.
And it would appear no idea of how life actually works.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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If you take an attorney into any court, it is because you are incompetent to stand as a man. Therefore you are negligent of the Law and you will lose.
To which the only response can be WTAF! How could it escape the notice of even the thickest plank in the box that every day, across the world, people represented by an attorney win their cases?

Surely even someone who can come up with this corker:
grammatically this sentence can no exist
should realise how daft that assertion is?
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Re: "Justinian Deception" crank group

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JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: "Justinian Deception" crank group

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Pottapaug1938 wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:12 pm For those who have nothing better to do, here is a link to a group of idjits who believe in the Justinian Deception, and utter dire warnings about the use of "Dog Latin":

https://www.sovereignchurchofrefuge.org ... guage.html
I particularly liked this-
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Re: "Justinian Deception" crank group

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JimUk1 wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:33 am
Pottapaug1938 wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:12 pm For those who have nothing better to do, here is a link to a group of idjits who believe in the Justinian Deception, and utter dire warnings about the use of "Dog Latin":

https://www.sovereignchurchofrefuge.org ... guage.html
I particularly liked this-
If you are ignorant of the Law, they do not care.
“Sorry, officer. I didn’t not realise it was illegal to only drink the 25% extra free in the cider bottle without paying. Can you let me off I didn’t know?”
You're making my head hurt, again.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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Re: "Justinian Deception" crank group

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notorial dissent wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:37 pm
JimUk1 wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:33 am
Pottapaug1938 wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:12 pm For those who have nothing better to do, here is a link to a group of idjits who believe in the Justinian Deception, and utter dire warnings about the use of "Dog Latin":

https://www.sovereignchurchofrefuge.org ... guage.html
I particularly liked this-
If you are ignorant of the Law, they do not care.
“Sorry, officer. I didn’t not realise it was illegal to only drink the 25% extra free in the cider bottle without paying. Can you let me off I didn’t know?”
You're making my head hurt, again.
I do apologise :oops:
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Re: "Justinian Deception" crank group

Post by Siegfried Shrink »

If the substance is truely 'free', it seems that consuming it without payment or purchase is entirely justifiable.

If conditions are attached, the word 'free' is not applicable or should have a modifier, such as free with purchase, or other terms.

When I rule the world, the undefined use of the word 'free' for products will have to mean exactly that. Just help yourself.

The use of the solecism 'For Free' will be a hanging offence.
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Re: "Justinian Deception" crank group

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:haha: Whaegen Aegi waegas aegat schaegool dog Latin was putting 'aeg' in front of every vowel in a word. Apologies if this has been mentioned before as I've not been back all the way through the thread. Also apologies for any typos as my laptop screen conked out 2 days ago and at present I can't take it for repair so am typing laboriously on my phone.