Sovrun Paraleguls

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Burnaby49 wrote:The publishers of children's books wouldn't lie to the kiddies.
God forbid... That would imply there's not really an English speaking, marmalade sandwich loving, Peruvian bear in duffle coat living in West London... Clearly an untenable position :shock:

ETA: Speaking of which it appears said bear has a better record in court than our legal expert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKW8cc7k7Pc :mrgreen:
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BTW: there's one more Paddington book coming out. I had assumed the author was long dead, but he actually lived to be 91 and passed just a few months ago. So his record is actually better than all the sovs put together, when it comes to living comfortably and avoiding being victimized by evil conspiracies.
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longdog wrote:
Burnaby49 wrote:The publishers of children's books wouldn't lie to the kiddies.
God forbid... That would imply there's not really an English speaking, marmalade sandwich loving, Peruvian bear in duffle coat living in West London... Clearly an untenable position :shock:

ETA: Speaking of which it appears said bear has a better record in court than our legal expert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKW8cc7k7Pc :mrgreen:
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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Expert in fuck all is now banging on about the Wills Act 1837. This was actually a decent piece of legislation codifying all the various rules. So good in fact that most of it survives today in it original form.

He's taken particular offence to sections 4-6, which is clearly evidence that the government is out to get you. Somehow.
This is what they don't want you to see from the original Wills Act, section 4 and 6 is hidden in more recent published legislation, below is the full Wills act. Pay good attention to paragraph 4 to 6 (highlighted in yellow) this is where, if you don't have a will and testament, the state/government will gladly do it for you
http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/wills-act-1837

Given that they 'don't want you to see it', they do an awfully good job of publishing all legislation, past and present , for all to see.

The problem being that sections 4-6 were bumped in 1969.
Amendments (Textual)
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He really is one dumb fuck.

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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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Would you buy a digital design from this man?
In his prices it looks like option one is £1500 and option two is a fiver.

http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/prices

I wonder if he has ever sold anything and what the unlucky buyer thought of it afterwards. I suppose we shall never know.
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SteveUK wrote:He really is one dumb fuck.
No update on the St Austell land grab I see.
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aesmith wrote:
SteveUK wrote:He really is one dumb fuck.
No update on the St Austell land grab I see.
Surprisingly not. I did ask in the comments of his ridiculous you tooob videos, but alas.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVSD944ULJI
Mobile Anglo Defender Unit #1
Have not watched it all (the mans a complete loon) but it seems David has spent some donation money on new transport/ private conveyance/mobile anglo defender unit :haha:
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It seems typical that he is going to be promoting the useless HHO hydrogen gadget for fuel economy. He says he is taxing and insuring the Anglo defender but then announces some scheme to pretend sell it to someone else to render it baliff proof.
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Siegfried Shrink wrote:.....He says he is taxing and insuring the Anglo defender but then announces some scheme to pretend sell it to someone else to render it baliff proof.
Yeah right. So when the bailiffs turn up either they take the car or tell the Police it isn't insured and they take it. Genius.
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To be fair, if the supposed purchaser was the policy holder and he was a named driver, it could be insured. Given the modest value of the Empire Strikes Back vehicle
I doubt if anyone is going to waste a lot of time establishing ownership with reciepts and bank records, etc.

If he'd bought it on finance it would be baliff proof without shenanigans but he may not be able to get that much credit.
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Siegfried Shrink wrote:Would you buy a digital design from this man?
In his prices it looks like option one is £1500 and option two is a fiver.

http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/prices

I wonder if he has ever sold anything and what the unlucky buyer thought of it afterwards. I suppose we shall never know.
It's worse than that Siegfried - its actually £5,000 and the end zero has 'expertly' failed to kern on the same line.

I like the (sole) testimonial for the Expert in FA from "Nik" taken from that site which gushes in one long sentence;
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It's worse than that Siegfried - its actually £5,000 and the end zero has 'expertly' failed to keep on the same line.
Well, that was my point, crap web design. I was wondering if he read Quatloos and would change it but it seems not.
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doublelong wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVSD944ULJI
Mobile Anglo Defender Unit #1
Have not watched it all (the mans a complete loon) but it seems David has spent some donation money on new transport/ private conveyance/mobile anglo defender unit :haha:
Ecclesiastical pursuit chariot?
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but we seem to have 2 unconnected people being discussed on this thread.

Jimuk1 kicked off the thread & Doubledong provided some details:
doublelong wrote:https://www.sovereignparalegals.uk/

Fundraiser and t shirts: redacted commercial link...gbe

Started by David Giaramita and was originally called sovereign solicitors....
Then Martialartist threw in a link to Expertinfuckall
MaritalArtist wrote:Here's another one - http://www.expertinalllegalmatters.com/

Check out the "meet the team" page for some very bad photoshop :lol:
From then on, discussion has swapped between the 2 unconnected FOTLers.

As I said at the top I stand to be corrected, but shouldn't Mr. McRae have a separate thread?
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I think so. McCrae was in the group and cosying upto David. Now it’s a closed group and we just have McRaes antics in the open.
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This is painful. Expert in FA bullying some poor TV Licensing call centre worker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DhLeOTypQU

Apparently confirming your address when asked for it is 'creating joinder', being referred to as 'The Legal Occupier' means you're being libelled as a war criminal, and so on and so on and so on...

He really is a most unpleasant man.
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John Uskglass wrote:This is painful. Expert in FA bullying some poor TV Licensing call centre worker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DhLeOTypQU

Apparently confirming your address when asked for it is 'creating joinder', being referred to as 'The Legal Occupier' means you're being libelled as a war criminal, and so on and so on and so on...

He really is a most unpleasant man.
Is that Mr EIFA getting investigated for not having a TV license?

I thought he was the expert, surely something as simple as this shouldn't fluster the greatest legal mind since Lord Denning?
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JimUk1 wrote:I thought he was the expert, surely something as simple as this shouldn't fluster the greatest legal mind since Lord Denning?
I've been 'under investigation' by TVL for the last 15 years. It has all the legal significance of being investigated by the Wolverhampton Women's Institute... Probably less.
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Re: Sovrun Paraleguls

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John Uskglass wrote:This is painful. Expert in FA bullying some poor TV Licensing call centre worker.
What an utter knob.