Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to losing his houses

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby aesmith » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:30 pm

MaritalArtist wrote:What does "put on notice" by these guys actually mean??
It means you get a really long letter full of gibberish (or is it gobbledegook?).

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby longdog » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:46 pm

MaritalArtist wrote:What does "put on notice" by these guys actually mean??


Either...

A) We would be put on notice that our activities constitute aiding and abetting treason under Magnum Charter and that come The Glorious Day™ we will all be held accountable before a properly convicted kangaroo common-law court and then hung by the neck until we be dedded.

or

B) The square root of fuck all because it's a childish fantasy from a load of cheap-skate cretins who genuinely think people give a toss about their inane drivel.

Can you guess which?

I'm not entirely sure whether we would have to be put on notice individually with all five notices (or is it six now?) with a wet-ink signature or whether one blanket interwebs notice would cover all of us.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby The Observer » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:49 pm

aesmith wrote:
MaritalArtist wrote:What does "put on notice" by these guys actually mean??
It means you get a really long letter full of gibberish (or is it gobbledegook?).


It actually means disappointment. You may think that you are going to get arrested, frog-marched into a common-law court, have all of your vile crimes against sovruns and FOTLers read out in public to publicly humiliate you, have sentence passed down and executed against you, and see all of your ill-gotten gains distributed to the sovruns gathered there. But you will find out that none of that is going to happen and you will have to redo your plans for the day and tell your boss you will be reporting for work as usual.
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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby longdog » Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:57 pm

Robert White

No definitely not having second thoughts longdog, just checking to see if you're awake.


Oh... I'm so glad you're not going to bottle-it now you're facing financial ruin, homelessness and, if you play your cards right, a prison sentence for contempt of court.

This is the best entertainment I've had for a long time and the best thing to come out of Sheerness since the A249.
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SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
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JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby notorial dissent » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:19 pm

Siegfried Shrink wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NLV24qTnlg

They have got a little list.

SNORK!!!! :snicker: Don't all revolting type shave a little list? I keep wondering why they insist on using HM Post when they are supposed to be in rebellion against the nasty awful gov't.
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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby King Lud » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:12 pm

longdog wrote:
Robert White

No definitely not having second thoughts longdog, just checking to see if you're awake.



Until his Mrs gets properly involved. Either she'll do like Jimmy's partner and up and leave or she'll come down on him like a ton of bricks. Of course she could be in for the long run but I find that women are usually a lot smarter.

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby Firthy2002 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:01 pm

I can't imagine being financially linked to a bankrupt does your credit score any good.

Hopefully that's not the case for Mrs Crab Bait.
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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby katiHWB » Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:39 am

longdog wrote:I'm not entirely sure whether we would have to be put on notice individually with all five notices (or is it six now?) with a wet-ink signature or whether one blanket interwebs notice would cover all of us.
if they themselves don't accept letters from anyone without it having their 'full and proper' name on it then surely anyone on here could do the same :shrug:

Personally, I'd want one signed in blood and written with a hand-crafted quill pen (in green ink) ... but then I'm a bit strange like that anyway :lol:
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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby longdog » Tue Jul 18, 2017 11:42 am

I want mine written in French in purple glitter ink and witnessed by all 25 rebelling barons. All signatures in unicorn blood and accompanied by a UCC financing statement in Hebrew on kosher goat parchment.

Failure to deliver the above within 7 (seven) days of the date of this will constitute irrevocable estoppal and tacit acquiescence that they are a bunch of ignorant fuckwits deserving of all the mockery and contempt they get.
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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby notorial dissent » Tue Jul 18, 2017 11:57 am

Hey, sounds good to me, and don't forget the scarlet wax seal and proper ribbon, and it must be properly delivered.
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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby longdog » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:03 pm

notorial dissent wrote:Hey, sounds good to me, and don't forget the scarlet wax seal and proper ribbon, and it must be properly delivered.


Presumably the Royal Mail is not a fit carrier as the queen has broken her coronation vows and something, something, something meaning it's not royal any more.

Hand delivery by a liveried flunkey accompanied by two sheriffs as witnesses and a small black cat called Colin would be good enough for me.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby katiHWB » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:08 pm

longdog wrote:
notorial dissent wrote:Hey, sounds good to me, and don't forget the scarlet wax seal and proper ribbon, and it must be properly delivered.


Presumably the Royal Mail is not a fit carrier as the queen has broken her coronation vows and something, something, something meaning it's not royal any more.

Hand delivery by a liveried flunkey accompanied by two sheriffs as witnesses and a small black cat called Colin would be good enough for me.


would they need to arrive in a horse drawn carriage pulled by properly 'attired' horses and driven by a downtrodden flunkey too??
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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby longdog » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:16 pm

katiHWB wrote:would they need to arrive in a horse drawn carriage pulled by properly 'attired' horses and driven by a downtrodden flunkey too??


I thought that was self evident :snicker:
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby aesmith » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:32 pm

katiHWB wrote:would they need to arrive in a horse drawn carriage pulled by properly 'attired' horses and driven by a downtrodden flunkey too??

Freemen on the Land don't drive, they travel.

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby notorial dissent » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:51 pm

longdog wrote:
notorial dissent wrote:Hey, sounds good to me, and don't forget the scarlet wax seal and proper ribbon, and it must be properly delivered.


Presumably the Royal Mail is not a fit carrier as the queen has broken her coronation vows and something, something, something meaning it's not royal any more.

Hand delivery by a liveried flunkey accompanied by two sheriffs as witnesses and a small black cat called Colin would be good enough for me.

That would certainly be my take on it.
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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby longdog » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:06 pm

aesmith wrote:
katiHWB wrote:would they need to arrive in a horse drawn carriage pulled by properly 'attired' horses and driven by a downtrodden flunkey too??

Freemen on the Land don't drive, they travel.


I wonder if they drive travel on the left hand side of the road or on the right like Robert "conduire à droite" White.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby exiledscouser » Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:10 pm

Left or right, travelling or driving they'd do well to keep a sharp lookout for Ceylon Haining as he barrels through red lights with abandon. Traffic signals of course clearly being part of some unfathomable general conspiracy operating against everyone.

Except that bloke from Gavin and Stacey in the car ad where all the lights turn green on his approach - and those posting here :wink:

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby AndyPandy » Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:21 pm

No, no, no... It has to be delivered by a mermaid riding a unicorn ( side saddle naturally) - don't you lot know anything!!

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby hucknallred » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:03 pm

A song. Facebook account not required.

https://www.facebook.com/Bob7White/vide ... 018083747/

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Re: Robert 'Crab Bait' White consents to lose his house

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:56 pm

I was never previously in favour of capital punishment.......


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