Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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Housebound: Unable to leave your abode to attend a court of law or requested meeting, usually due to a disability, although perfectly able to make it to the airport and holiday in Turkey.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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exiledscouser wrote:Success !!!!!!11!!!!!!! - abject failure
2. Temporary success, the subsequent failure of which is unlikely to be reported.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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The Queen: Criminal/paedophile.
Judge: Criminal/paedophile.
Barrister: Criminal/paedophile.
Solicitor: Criminal/paedophile.
Policeman/woman (all ranks): Criminal/paedophile.
MP: Criminal/paedophile.
PM: Criminal/paedophile.
Councillor: Criminal/paedophile.
Paedophile: Anyone who disagrees with a sov/footle

Dole Cheat: An upright member of the community.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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unrebutted affidavit - an irrelevant document which sovcits believe becomes legally enforceable if not specifically replied to within a number of days. Can take the form of documents submitted to a court; correspondence (often sent to a random entity); or personal declarations. A central tenet of the 3/5 letter scheme, and sovcit belief in general.
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longdog wrote: Bankster: Jew.

Global banking system: Jews.

New World Order: Jews again.
Khazar: Jew.

Bilderberg Group: Jews.

Rothschild: Jew.

Zionist: Jew, for people who need a defense against accusations of anti-Semitism. You just say "I'm not against Jews, just Zionists" and apparently that gets you off the hook.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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Do Your Research
I do not fully understand what I have presented to the forum, and when confronted with criticism, this is the best argument I have or {I don't have any evidence to substantiate my claims} usually ends in: F*** off you Troll.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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Put on Notice.... Dread threat.... Something nobody notices.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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notice to agent is notice to principal --- notice to principal is notice to agent : Abracadabra
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wserra wrote:Notice to the agent is notice to the principal, notice to the principal is notice to the agent: like "Once upon a time", only less poetic.
For full affect you need to spell it as "principle" at least once.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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endowment - (verb) to surrender early.

Unicorn - mythical nonexistent beastie alive and well & living in Nottingham
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vulnerable household
I have a 4 year old and my gran is 70
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Battery
You brushed passed me as you entered my castle (home)
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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Betty - Causing collateral damage. Example 'We had to do a Betty to get the job done."
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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rumpelstilzchen wrote:The Queen: Criminal/paedophile.
Judge: Criminal/paedophile.
Barrister: Criminal/paedophile.
Solicitor: Criminal/paedophile.
Policeman/woman (all ranks): Criminal/paedophile.
MP: Criminal/paedophile.
PM: Criminal/paedophile.
Councillor: Criminal/paedophile.
Paedophile: Anyone who disagrees with a sov/footle

Dole Cheat: An upright member of the community.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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Notice of Removal of Implied Right of Access
Sign to inform Bailiffs that the householder is a cretin.
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Common Law Lawyer : Person with no training in Law and less training in common sense, who attempts to turn up in court to spout gibberish, presuming they are allowed to speak for that long before being told to shut up or removed from the courtroom.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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General rule for any word from the English language:"it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
BHF wrote:
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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Awake Verb

Meaningless to rational people, but to the initiated;
A meaningful way of gaining approval from your other idiot peers.

See also- YouTube machinations.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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Sheeple: People who give me queer looks and a wide berth.....or is that birth???? :shrug:
BHF wrote:
It shows your mentality to think someone would make the effort to post something on the internet that was untrue.
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Re: Sovcit Glossary - translating the nonsense

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TheNewSaint wrote:
longdog wrote: Bankster: Jew.

Global banking system: Jews.

New World Order: Jews again.
Khazar: Jew.

Bilderberg Group: Jews.

Rothschild: Jew.

Zionist: Jew, for people who need a defense against accusations of anti-Semitism. You just say "I'm not against Jews, just Zionists" and apparently that gets you off the hook.
The thing that really... And I mean REALLY annoys me about the Jews is that all of my Jewish friends are as skint as I am... Or is that just what they want me to think???? :mrgreen:

Actually that's not the worst of it.... What really, really, REALLY pisses me off is the fact that there's nowhere in Hull to get a salt-beef bagel at 2AM on a Sunday morning... Or any other time of the day come to that. I have to make my own salt-beef :lol:
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?