Bob Newhart's one side of the phone call skits could not improve on this.Siegfried Shrink wrote:Thanks for that blast from the past. He was quite well known here many years ago, along with Bob Newhart's comedy in a similar vein.
London Police, how may i help you? You want to report a crime? What crime? Treason, ok. Malfeasance, got it. Er, no sir, there is no statute criminalizing "being a big meanie to the president of the United States". Sir, please don't shout like that, statute just refers to the written law as passed by Parliament. Sir, there is no common law about that either.