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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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JohnPCapitalist wrote: Sun Jul 30, 2023 4:07 am Correct. Not long before his 2018 demise, Miller was overthrown via a "court martial" convened by acolyte Russell-Jay:Gould. The since-deleted YouTube video featured several armed militia types standing by while Gould and someone else rambled on at great length about Miller's alleged transgressions.
I dearly hope that the Comedy Court of Common Law defectors will overthrow John Smith in the same manner. They quit in disgust because they discovered he was stealing communal funds, and they've convened a Common law grand jury thing which has unanimously impeached Smith. They have all the data to relaunch the CCCL under a new, honest leader. It might even be true that Smith looted the treasury himself and blamed Dumb & Dumber to throw the scent off...
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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So, if the CCCL is an unincorporated body, as surely it must be, then HH Smith and his mates are up for unlimited liability.

Just a thought.

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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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I found this yesterday. I've only skimmed it but there are allegations of blackmail to say nothing of the theft of a six figure sum. All to be taken with several lorry loads of salt of course.

JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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longdog wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 3:10 pm I found this yesterday. I've only skimmed it but there are allegations of blackmail to say nothing of the theft of a six figure sum. All to be taken with several lorry loads of salt of course.
To sum it up, “It was’nae me!” Paying for “training” to gain dubious “qualifications” or advancement in the hierarchy is very familiar ploy. Chuck in some property that it might be possible to finesse and it all boils down to the familiar tactic of follow the money.

I doubt you could get a cigarette paper between the lot of them.

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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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It's back, well sort of. Two similarly branded web sites, neither fully functional yet ..
http://commonlawcourt.uk/
https://commonlawcourt.com/

My account still exists, a little corrupted.
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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Dates for your diary.

The CLC is holding court later this month.

https://commonlawcourt.com/lawful-notice-2/

The venue is a bit odd. When listed by an estate agent in 2020, it was described thus:
The accommodation provides a high specification office and laboratory building. The space is equipped with ventilated clean room, laboratory with several cell culture rooms designed and fitted to meet Class B - EU cGMP standards, wet lab, cold stores, fully vented fume cupboard, lab benching, sinks, write-up areas, and microscopy room.
https://www.novaloca.com/retail-premise ... dee/113037

The video for the listing is still up on Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/WestportProper ... 645945860/

In 2020 Smith formed a company called Protein Research, which seems never to have been active at that address.
https://find-and-update.company-informa ... pointments

I note they now take only real money for their wares (CLC Death Certificate £12 - I can imagine hilarious consequences!).
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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John Uskglass wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:55 pm Dates for your diary.

The CLC is holding court later this month.
The name of the place is Cruinn House. Cruin being the crypto currency that had to be used to buy any wares after Paypal froze his account requiring proof that it was a business.
I wonder if he now has a payment processor in place again if he accepts cash again.
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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The name of the place is Cruin House.
Only to him, I think. If you search for Cruinn House Dundee, you only get CLC results.

However, poking around a bit more than I did the other day, I found this:

https://clc.healthcare/index.html#services

It seems from the testimonials that Smith is, or has been, a GcMAF snake oil peddler. That would explain the nature of the building.
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hucknallred wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:53 am The name of the place is Cruinn House. Cruin being the crypto currency that had to be used to buy any wares after Paypal froze his account requiring proof that it was a business.
I wonder if he now has a payment processor in place again if he accepts cash again.
The 'case' on the 21st is against somebody called Lyndon Farrington and a quick Google pops up multiple links to the uber-scammy BeepXtra ( https://www.beepxtra.com ) which has crossed our path before as the CLCs crypto 'payment provider'.

search.php?keywords=Beep

I'm guessing that HHJ Smith J got scammed.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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John Uskglass wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 9:52 am
The name of the place is Cruin House.
Only to him, I think. If you search for Cruinn House Dundee, you only get CLC results.

However, poking around a bit more than I did the other day, I found this:

https://clc.healthcare/index.html#services

It seems from the testimonials that Smith is, or has been, a GcMAF snake oil peddler. That would explain the nature of the building.
If you delve into the Documentation section of the CLC Healthcare website you come upon their:

Disclaimer https://clc.healthcare/disclaimer.pdf

Regulatory Body https://clc.healthcare/RegBody.pdf

and Code of Conduct https://clc.healthcare/COC.pdf

Not something I would rely upon.

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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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longdog wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:15 pm
The 'case' on the 21st is against somebody called Lyndon Farrington and a quick Google pops up multiple links to the uber-scammy BeepXtra ( https://www.beepxtra.com ) which has crossed our path before as the CLCs crypto 'payment provider'.
I'd bet 20,000 Re he was taking cold hard cash which was changed to Cruinn.
Punters then bought his wares with said Cruinn as he had no PayPal facility.

Said cash never arrived in CLC coffers.
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My guess would be more basic. He paid the £400 'integration fee' and got nothing or near nothing in exchange as there simply aren't enough idiots willing to jump through the crypto-hoops.

I find it mildly amusing the way that scammers like Smith so often fall for obvious scams like this.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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The 'case' on the 21st is against somebody called Lyndon Farrington and a quick Google pops up multiple links to the uber-scammy BeepXtra ( https://www.beepxtra.com ) which has crossed our path before as the CLCs crypto 'payment provider'.

search.php?keywords=Beep

I'm guessing that HHJ Smith J got scammed.
HHJ Smith was in cahoots with Beep Extra a couple of years ago, trying to set up a 'loyalty programme' where people could load money onto a card that could be used to buy things in shops that accepted Beep as a payment method. So, nowhere.

viewtopic.php?f=52&t=11776&p=288094

Then six months ago he was ranting in the CLC newsletter about being scammed by someone. Hucknallred very sensibly made a backup copy for our future entertainment. Wouldn't you know it - it's Lyndon Farrington!

viewtopic.php?p=295941#p295941
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mufc1959 wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 5:06 pm Then six months ago he was ranting in the CLC newsletter about being scammed by someone. Hucknallred very sensibly made a backup copy for our future entertainment. Wouldn't you know it - it's Lyndon Farrington!
I'd forgot all about that. The bloke that went to The Philippines as a sex tourist on business, and fathered a child. Occupational hazard I suppose.
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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John Uskglass wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 9:52 am It seems from the testimonials that Smith is, or has been, a GcMAF snake oil peddler. That would explain the nature of the building.
Indeed he is. He even travelled down to Southwark Crown Court where the two GcMAF scammers were facing extradition to France after going on the run and hiding for a while in Neelu's house. As you may remember, with his involvement, it was a total !!!SUCCESS!1! and they were extradited.

Reminds me, I didn't follow up on how the French case went. It may have been dropped because they'd already spend time in French jail on remand, or whatever the French equivalent is. Everything I know about French law I got from watching Spiral and studying the Joséphine Karlsson school of law!
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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That Farrington one certainly gets folks riled up.

quote] A POWYS woman took a machete to a business meeting with an associate over a £300,000 dispute after investing in his cryptocurrency enterprise.

Welshpool Magistrates’ Court heard this week Romaine Colthurst had taken the machete – a family heirloom – with her to the meeting with Lyndon Farrington in Llangedwyn to “make a point”.

The 53-year-old on Tuesday, January 10 was jailed for six months – but magistrates suspended the sentence for 12 months.

The court was told Colthurst, from Llanymynech, had invested £320,000 in Mr Farrington’s cryptocurrency business and lost lots of money. She had gone to his premises to confront him about the investment on November 16 last year. [/quote]

https://www.countytimes.co.uk/news/2324 ... rency-row/

Also in the Mail, with fetching picture

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... eting.html

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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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Here's a bit more info on the dispute between HHJ Smith and Lyndon Farrington.



Probably not a biased account at all.
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Re: The comedy court of Common Law

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John Uskglass wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:08 pm That Farrington one certainly gets folks riled up.
The court was told Colthurst, from Llanymynech, had invested £320,000 in Mr Farrington’s cryptocurrency business and lost lots of money. She had gone to his premises to confront him about the investment on November 16 last year.
Forgive me, but I'm struggling to sympathise with Ms Colthurst. I see a self-styled "aristocrat" who hasn't done an honest day's work in a decade, thanks to the modest fortune she inherited. I think she drank the sovcit kool-aid and threw her family's dwindling assets into a reckless "investment" with an obvious scoundrel. The plan was to get rich from other people's gullibility, she only became unhappy when she realised she was the mark herself.
She then said she had attended Mr Farrington’s property the day before. Asked what she did when she got there she said she ‘brushed my hair and made sure my make-up and hair was straight, and adjusted the machete under my coat’. “She said she was ‘just carrying it’. She told officers that statute laws of the land did not apply to her and added that she had the machete ‘for the visual aspect’ and ‘to make a point’.
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Comments in the Mail are hilarious:

"Nothing says class like a family machete"

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Cant believe I've just stubbled across this forum.

Have had a nosey on some of this before and think some of this is funny as hell.

Recently watched a couple of vids on youtube about this/him/them.

Always thought this one was funny


At the start he talks about how he was treated by the system, i.e got his property taken off him etc thats what got him into Common Law, then at around 29min in he starts talking about making his own 'Constables' to take other peoples property off Them etc using 'common law court orders'. The more you watch, the more you just have to laugh at some of these videos