Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Moderator: ArthurWankspittle

User avatar
Gregg
Conde de Quatloo
Posts: 5631
Joined: Fri May 21, 2004 5:08 am
Location: Der Dachshundbünker

Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by Gregg »

Somebody sent this over and I'm just tickled pink over it. Had to share.

Image
Supreme Commander of The Imperial Illuminati Air Force
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
Chaos
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Posts: 993
Joined: Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:53 pm

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by Chaos »

fear the Ipmerial anything.
User avatar
Gregg
Conde de Quatloo
Posts: 5631
Joined: Fri May 21, 2004 5:08 am
Location: Der Dachshundbünker

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by Gregg »

We're getting the typo fixed
Supreme Commander of The Imperial Illuminati Air Force
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
alexhammer
First Mate
First Mate
Posts: 137
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:07 pm
Location: Tsilhqot’in Nation

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by alexhammer »

Epic.
longdog
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Posts: 4790
Joined: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:53 am

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by longdog »

Saved and printed out for the guy upstairs and his two adorable wire-haired snossages.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
Chaos
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Posts: 993
Joined: Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:53 pm

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by Chaos »

Gregg wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:27 pm We're getting the typo fixed
what typo?
User avatar
Gregg
Conde de Quatloo
Posts: 5631
Joined: Fri May 21, 2004 5:08 am
Location: Der Dachshundbünker

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by Gregg »

The Illuminati will not be mocked! And neither will the Epmire!
Supreme Commander of The Imperial Illuminati Air Force
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
User avatar
grixit
Recycler of Paytriot Fantasies
Posts: 4287
Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2003 6:02 am

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by grixit »

Don't forget to make a Medal of Valor, with the logo "Puer Bonissimus".
Three cheers for the Lesser Evil!

10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2
. . . . . . Dr Pepper
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . 4
longdog
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Posts: 4790
Joined: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:53 am

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by longdog »

longdog wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:00 pm Saved and printed out for the guy upstairs and his two adorable wire-haired snossages.
He thinks it's brilliant and he's going to frame it. Cheers Gregg 8)
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
JimUk1
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Posts: 1260
Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:47 pm

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by JimUk1 »

User avatar
Gregg
Conde de Quatloo
Posts: 5631
Joined: Fri May 21, 2004 5:08 am
Location: Der Dachshundbünker

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by Gregg »

grixit wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:40 am Don't forget to make a Medal of Valor, with the logo "Puer Bonissimus".
Good Girl, but yeah... A Weiner Dog's Latin is sketchy at best.
Supreme Commander of The Imperial Illuminati Air Force
Your concern is duly noted, filed, folded, stamped, sealed with wax and affixed with a thumbprint in red ink, forgotten, recalled, considered, reconsidered, appealed, denied and quietly ignored.
mufc1959
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Posts: 1175
Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:47 pm
Location: Manchester by day, Slaithwaite by night

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by mufc1959 »

This looks like an airline you can trust, but I'd be a bit worried about how much leg room they offer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZxlw126ASk
notorial dissent
A Balthazar of Quatloosian Truth
Posts: 13806
Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:17 pm

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by notorial dissent »

Gregg wrote: Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:27 pm
grixit wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 5:40 am Don't forget to make a Medal of Valor, with the logo "Puer Bonissimus".
Good Girl, but yeah... A Weiner Dog's Latin is sketchy at best.
It's not the Latin, but how flashy it is.
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
aesmith
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Admiral of the Quatloosian Seas
Posts: 1441
Joined: Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:14 am

Re: Beware the Deadly Dachshunds From the Sky!

Post by aesmith »

Gregg wrote: Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:27 pmGood Girl, but yeah... A Weiner Dog's Latin is sketchy at best.
Is that the "Dog-Latin" the Expert-in-FA complains about?