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With the passing of Dreary Dave, Roland Ford and now Baron David Ward would it be in bad taste to set up a deadpool for the next brave Sov'rn to go meet the Great Strawman in the Sky?

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I have had EWE on top of my list for a long time now, but he does seem to continually defy the odds, despite his and his friends best efforts to go hard against any medical advice.
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NYGman wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 5:20 pm I have had EWE on top of my list for a long time now, but he does seem to continually defy the odds, despite his and his friends best efforts to go hard against any medical advice.
EWE is blow-hard. Despite Neelu's best efforts, he has always gone along with the medical treatments offered. I suspect that that is why he in no longer a "tenant". He's an idiot, but not a willing to die for his convictions idiot.
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I'll take John Hurst. :whistle:
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Maybe princess nutbag herself as she seems to be looking more and more like the guy who's face melts at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Tinkle Bucket wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 1:41 pm Maybe princess nutbag herself as she seems to be looking more and more like the guy who's face melts at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Tinkle Bucket wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 1:41 pm Maybe princess nutbag herself as she seems to be looking more and more like the guy who's face melts at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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If Indiana Jones hadn't stuck his nose in the Ark would have been opened in Berlin and it would have been Hitler's face that melted.

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hucknallred wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 8:38 am I'll take John Hurst. :whistle:
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I got 100 Quatloos on one of LoneDummy's buddies: David Hinkson, liver and intestinal cancer, denied compassionate release, currently in a med prison.
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A barrel of rum and one bad tempered parrot on Angela Power Disney with her eyeball having a stroke and a return to the bottle.
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I'll take Christopher "Thelivingman" Bruce, who is discussed at length at Fogbow. He's 60 years old, perpetually angry, lives off his wife's Dollar Tree salary, sucks at staying out of jail, and he reeks of meth use. Google pictures of him if you dare.
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Name: WINSTON SHROUT
Register Number: 78952-065
Age: 73
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: 05/07/2028
Located At: FCI Terminal Island

I mean, just look at the name of the FCI.

ETA: IPOF, a number of fairly notorious inmates have served time at Terminal Island, including Al Capone, Charles Manson and Henry Hill.
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wserra wrote:ETA: IPOF, a number of fairly notorious inmates have served time at Terminal Island, including Al Capone, Charles Manson and Henry Hill.
As well as Jeffrey MacDonald, of Fatal Vision infamy. I came face to face with him in a holding area of Terminal Island while waiting for another prisoner to be brought in to interview.

Shrout was lucky in getting assigned to Terminal Island since it is a low-security prison. I guess one gets a freebie at running away and not suffering the consequences of not reporting for their surrender date. On the other hand, it is the prison with the second highest rate of COVID deaths. Shrout managed to contract the virus but received adequate care to beat it - despite batting for the cycle in having high blood pressure, heart problems and being overweight.
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Just on general nastiness and vileness, it is amazing that he hasn't been eaten up from the inside. I wonder how long it will take for him to find a way to get himself in trouble while he is on the inside, I just don't think he can help himself.
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Tom Crawford

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David Hinkson has shuffled loose the mortal coil...

Name: DAVID ROLAND HINKSON
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Age: 65
Race: White
Sex: Male
Deceased: 02/04/2022
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