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Hey -- keep me supplied with an unending stream of supermodels and craft beer, and I'll keep quiet about anything.Gregg wrote:He has a title, but most people (read as you) are not high up enough to know it.Ever notice that DK is the only regular here without a title of any sort? That shows you how high up he is, so high up he can't even be acknowledged by anything silly like a title.
Well, that was only because DK sided with the Lucifer faction of The Illuminati at the wrong time and got kicked downstairs when the the shape-changing lizards took over. The new bosses figured it was better to shove him into a windowless office, give him a pretending-to-be-important title and then threw all the models and beer at him to keep him quiet. You may think that is the best way to end your career, but let me assure that leaving HQ every night with a terminal beer belly, hangover, and - er, assets that have diminished from abuse and overuse isn't what he bargained for.Pottapaug1938 wrote:Hey -- keep me supplied with an unending stream of supermodels and craft beer, and I'll keep quiet about anything.
Well, one of the things I like about craft beer is that I can get the much more satisfaction from one good West Coast IPA than I can from a 30-pack of Bud Light. Also -- after getting too deeply into that 30-pack, I'd be unable to distinguish between a supermodel and Oily Taitz; and that, my friends, is a mistake which I NEVER want to make.The Observer wrote:Well, that was only because DK sided with the Lucifer faction of The Illuminati at the wrong time and got kicked downstairs when the the shape-changing lizards took over. The new bosses figured it was better to shove him into a windowless office, give him a pretending-to-be-important title and then threw all the models and beer at him to keep him quiet. You may think that is the best way to end your career, but let me assure that leaving HQ every night with a terminal beer belly, hangover, and - er, assets that have diminished from abuse and overuse isn't what he bargained for.Pottapaug1938 wrote:Hey -- keep me supplied with an unending stream of supermodels and craft beer, and I'll keep quiet about anything.
To save some embarrassment you could make use of my invention - the Orly Taitz blow up doll.Pottapaug1938 wrote:.....I'd be unable to distinguish between a supermodel and Oily Taitz; and that, my friends, is a mistake which I NEVER want to make.
Orly Taitz blow-up doll? How strong is the charge, and is the detonator included?ArthurWankspittle wrote:To save some embarrassment you could make use of my invention - the Orly Taitz blow up doll.Pottapaug1938 wrote:.....I'd be unable to distinguish between a supermodel and Oily Taitz; and that, my friends, is a mistake which I NEVER want to make.
(Arthur Wankspittle holds shares in the Acme MindBleach Co.)
It works best on $100 bills being tucked into the lingerie.Pottapaug1938 wrote:Orly Taitz blow-up doll? How strong is the charge......
It's a sad truth that at the Illuminati the higher you go the farther you fall. I understand that the big guy gets crabby, 6,000 years in Hell will do that to ya, but it doesn't make him any easier to work for. One little mistake that lets Gassy Rassy sue us for $800 trillion and it's like all my successful mass murders in the past don't count for anything. I would quit and go work for ISIS/ISIL, but can't figure out what their correct name is.The Observer wrote:Well, that was only because DK sided with the Lucifer faction of The Illuminati at the wrong time and got kicked downstairs when the the shape-changing lizards took over. The new bosses figured it was better to shove him into a windowless office, give him a pretending-to-be-important title and then threw all the models and beer at him to keep him quiet. You may think that is the best way to end your career, but let me assure that leaving HQ every night with a terminal beer belly, hangover, and - er, assets that have diminished from abuse and overuse isn't what he bargained for.Pottapaug1938 wrote:Hey -- keep me supplied with an unending stream of supermodels and craft beer, and I'll keep quiet about anything.
I'm still working on the first line (must be from some unusual German dialect), the the second line says that they'll be back soon with a new "page" for me. Another link takes me to the website of Seoul Family Art Therapy where a picture of Marilyn Monroe is next to links in Korean characters. http://www.familyarttherapy.co.kr/?document_srl=83119 This is what I like most about Gassy Rassy, you never know what you'll find when you go down that rabbit hole.Yyyyyeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Bald sind wir mit unserer neuen Seite zurück für Sie !!!
Mud.Deep Knight wrote:I would quit and go work for ISIS/ISIL, but can't figure out what their correct name is.
TIME FOR NUREMBERG WAR TRIALS IN AMERICA! FROM ERASMUS OF AMERICA. - DEC. 19, 2014
UNDER OBAMA AT THE WHITE HOUSE, HE HAS TRIED TO MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR AVERAGE AMERICANS TO HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS ABROAD! THIS VIOLATES THE STANDARDS OF THE NUREMBERG WAR TRIALS STARTING IN 1945 AS TO WHAT CONSTITUTES "CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY". THEIR PRECEDENT LEGAL DECISION WAS THAT THIS TYPE CRIMINAL VIOLATION OF CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY SHOULD BE PUNISHED BY DEATH BY HANGING FROM THE GALLOWS AS DECREED FOR HERMANN GOERING OF NAZI GERMANY FOR ACTIONS TAKEN AGAINST JEWS IN GERMANY DURING PEACETIME.
OMFG, that's Oily Taters? CREEEEEEPY.Deep Knight wrote:Straighten up and fly right or this could happen to you.
1. ELIMINATION OF FEDERAL INCOME TAX IN AMERICA AND CORPORATION TAXES. THAT IS A BIG PAY RAISE FOR THE WORKING CLASS OF AMERICA AND MORE PROFITS FOR BUSINESS OWNERS OF AMERICA.
2. CANCELLATION OF OBAMACARE. SMART CRITICS OF IT HAVE POINTED OUT THAT IT IMPOSES SUCH EXPENSES ON MOST OF SOCIETY AS MAY END UP BANKRUPTING AMERICA AS A NATION IN THE END. IN THE MEANTIME IT MAY SO INFLATE PRICES IN AMERICA AS TO CREATE HYPERINFLATION WHERE YOUR MONEY BUYS NEARLY NOTHING IN AMERICA.
Okay, the hell? Where did that one come from, Rassy?3. REASONABLE COST ANSWERS TO PROVIDE YOU IN THE FUTURE APARTMENTS THAT DON'T HAVE TO BURN DOWN IN FIRES NOR HAVE YOUR HOUSE BURN DOWN IF YOU WANT YOUR HOME FIREPROOF WHEN BUILT AND CAN LOOK LIKE THE HOUSE YOU WANTED FOR YOURSELF.
Yes, if there's one thing we can rely on, it's Rassy providing us with solutions that are sensible, not crackpot.4. SOLVE THE PENDING NATIONAL AND WORLD WATER CRISIS ON SENSIBLE, NOT CRACKPOT ENGINEERING STANDARDS AND REASONABLE COST FACTORS SO YOUR LIFE IS NOT DISRUPTED BY COSTLY WATER OR INSUFFICIENT WATER SUPPLIES FOR THE HOMES OF AMERICA, THE FARMS OF AMERICA, THE INDUSTRIES OF AMERICA, AND TOWNS AND CITIES OF AMERICA AND ALSO THE WORLD.
Well, that solves the healthcare problem from eliminating the ACA, but what about your super health Vatican-endorsed food process bread?5. IMPROVE THE AGRICULTURAL SYSTEM OF AMERICA BY SOUND, PROVEN TACTICS ALREADY TRIED AND WORKED! AND HAVE AN HONEST STUDY BY TOP EXPERTS TO DETERMINE IF THE CHARGES OF THE CRITICS OF GMO FOOD ARE RIGHT OR NOT. IF RIGHT AS I HAVE A STRONG HUNCH WILL PROVE TO BE RIGHT, THEN WE PROPOSE A PLAN FOR AMERICA HOW TO REPLACE GMO FOOD RAISING WITH SOUND AGRICULTURAL POLICIES AND SKYROCKET THE PRODUCTION OF AMERICAN FOOD IN THE PROCESS, INCREASE PROFITS FOR AGRICULTURE WHILE LOWERING COSTS, AND SUPPLY YOU WITH FOOD FAR BETTER FOR YOUR HEALTH AND PROBABLY BETTER TASTING ALSO SO YOU MAY END UP TOO HEALTHY TO HAVE MUCH NEED OF HEALTH INSURANCE AFTER THAT!
We'll call this one the "(Probably) No Mad Scientists Clause". Even pocket atomic death ray inventors deserve a chance, after all.6. LET THE INVENTORS INVENT WHAT IS GOOD AND CAN HELP BUILD UP MORE INDUSTRY IN AMERICA. WASH., D.C. CRUSHES INVENTORS ACROSS AMERICA LIKE THEY ARE THE ARCHENEMIES OF THE HUMAN RACE ON EARTH. UNDER THE OMNI LAW, THE INVENTORS CAN INVENT WHATEVER IS GOOD FOR AMERICA AND THE WORLD. IF SOMETHINGS WERE EVIL, WE COULD CONSIDER NOT LETTING INVENTIONS DESIGNED TO HARM PEOPLE HAVE THE FREEDOM OF INVENTIONS KNOWN WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE PEOPLE AND NATIONS. BUT WE WOULD CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE CAME TO IT IF WE DID!
Water engines and zero point energy quantum generators for everyone! Whee!7. THERE ARE ANSWERS THAT HELP STRONGLY TO LOWER ELECTRICAL COSTS IN AMERICA SUCH AS BY CHEAPER WAYS TO PRODUCE ELECTRICITY FOR AMERICA. SO LONG AS THERE IS NO THREAT TO SOCIETY BY ALLOWING THESE BETTER ANSWERS FOR ELECTRICAL PRODUCTION TO COME FORWARD, UNDER THE OMNI LAW, CORRUPT FEDERAL MEMBERS OF CONGRESS AND FEDERAL OFFICIALS CAN NO LONGER HOLD AMERICA BACK FROM IMPROVING THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM OF AMERICA TO MAKE IT BETTER AND CHEAPER FOR YOU TO USE.
8. THERE IS MILITARY TECHNOLOGY GOOD ENOUGH TO GIVE AMERICA MAXIMUM PROTECTION FROM NUCLEAR ATTACK OR NUCLEAR WORLD WAR III. WASH., D.C. UNDER OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS DOES NOT WANT THIS FOR AMERICA.
Wouldn't that cancel itself out, then? And where's this trillion dollars coming from, anyway?9. AS AN ECONOMIC STUDY OF AROUND 1987 CONCLUDED, WE COULD ADD ONE TRILLION DOLLARS OR SO TO THE COLLECTIVE WAGES OF AMERICAN LABOR IF PRAYER AND THE BIBLE WERE RESTORED TO THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS OUTLAWED BACK IN THE KENNEDY ADMINISTRATION AND GIVE AMERICAN BUSINESS A TRILLION DOLLAR BIGGER MARKET TO SELL TO IF PRAYER AND THE BIBLE WERE RESTORED TO THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS OF AMERICA.
Oh, THAT'S where it comes from! We get a charming story about a town in Austria (nothing bad ever comes from there, mind you!) which instituted a Super Jesus Money before World War 2 and skyrocketed their economy and all like that, until the French came in and stole it all to hide it from the world, mu-hah-hah-hah. Surprisingly, it pretty much mostly happened, though it seems not quite how Rassy put it (surprise, surprise).10. SUGGEST MORE POWERFUL MONETARY AND ECONOMIC POLICIES FOR AMERICA TO STRENGTHEN FREE ENTERPRISE IN AMERICA AND THE WORLD. ALL THE ANSWERS NEEDED ARE ALREADY RECORDED IN HISTORY BUT MAINLY CENSORED BY THE SOCIALISTS AND OTHER MARXIST STYLE EDUCATORS IN AMERICA WHO DON'T WANT AMERICAN YOUTH TO KNOW THE ECONOMIC ANSWERS THAT MADE FREE ENTERPRISE THE MOST POWERFUL ECONOMIC SYSTEM IN WORLD HISTORY.
11. WASH., D.C. DOES NOT WANT TO OBEY THE U.S. CONSTITUTION NOR THE U.S. BILL OF RIGHTS WHICH IN ITS PREAMBLE RATIFIED BY THE STATES IT STATES THAT THE U.S. BILL OF RIGHTS ARE SUPERIOR IN LEGAL AUTHORITY AND CANNOT BE OVERTURNED BY THE POWERS GRANTED IN THE REST OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION.
Mind you, back in Wish #7, we eliminated the need for oil in the first place with all those crystal cold-fusion batteries, but - hey, look at the time! I'm going to be late for my bridge club!12. SOLVE THE OIL CRISIS FOR AMERICA PERMANENTLY! THIS IS NOT CUTTING THE THROAT OF THE OIL INDUSTRY. SHOW HOW THEY CAN MAKE GOOD PROFIT WHILE WE ARE ABLE TO SUPPLY OUR PEOPLE WITH ALL THE GASOLINE THEY WANT AT GOOD PRICES COMFORTABLE AND NOT PAINFUL TO PAY!
LACK OF SUFFICENT FINANCIAL SUPPORT BY THE PEOPLE CAN KILL THE BEST QUALITY POLITICAL MOVEMENT AMERICA CAN HAVE AND MANY HIGH QUALITY POLITICAL MOVEMENTS DIED IN AMERICA DUE TO INSUFFICIENT FINANCIAL SUPPORT BY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. THIS IS THE PRIMA DONNA OF GOOD QUALITY POLITICAL MOVEMENTS FOR AMERICA AND BE SURE TO FINANCIALLY BACK IT WHEN YOU CAN AS IT DECIDES WHETHER AMERICA HAS A FUTURE UNDER THE OMNI LAW OR ELSE A NATIONAL FUNERAL AND BURIAL UNDER OBAMA WHO ALONG WITH RADICAL DEMOCRATS AND OTHER RADICAL LEADERS WILL DESTROY THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IF NOT STOPPED NOW BY PASSAGE OF THE OMNI LAW!
*sigh* It's a Festivus miracle!YOURS FOR GOD AND COUNTRY, ERASMUS OF AMERICA (PEN NAME FOR THAT AMERICAN LEADER ONE OF THE ROTHSCHILDS OFFERED TO MAKE PART OF HIS 'SECRET GOVERNMENT OF AMERICA" IF I WOULD JOIN THEM, BUT I NEVER DID! I WAS WILLING TO GAMBLE THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD BACK A NATIONAL LEADER WHO WAS HONEST WITH THEM AND STOOD FOR STATESMANSHIP INSTEAD OF CHEAP POLITICS IN NATIONAL STANDS MADE! PASS THE OMNI LAW AND I CAN DELIVER TO AMERICA THE FOOD INDUSTRIAL PROCESS ENDORSED BY POPE PIUS XII AS POTENTIALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS FOR MANKIND SINCE THE COMING OF CHRIST SINCE IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO WORLD HEALTH AND COULD SOLVE THE TWIN PROBLEMS OF STARVATION AND MALNUTRITION IN THE WORLD. INDEPENDENT STUDIES INDICATED THE NATION GETTING THIS NATIONAL AND WORLD FOOD INDUSTRY BASED UPON MY FATHER'S GREAT FOOD DISCOVERY COULD BECOME THE LEADER OF THE WORLD AND POTENTIALLY THE RICHEST NATION IN THE WORLD BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD FOR THEIR FOOD MARKET. THE FOOD PROCESS IS TRADE SECRET AND GOVERNMENTS WHO TRIED TO CRACK THE SECRET TO HOW IT WORKS NEVER COULD CRACK THE SECRET. ONCE THE OMNI LAW IS PASSED, I CAN BEGIN SETTING UP THIS VATICAN ENDORSED FOOD PROCESS IN AMERICA. WASH., D.C. USED EVERY DIRTY TRICK IT COULD TO BLOCK THIS FROM BEING ESTABLISHED IN AMERICA AS A NATIONAL AND WORLD FOOD INDUSTRY. THAT IS TYPICAL HOW WASH., D.C. RESPONDS TO ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE AMERICA MUCH RICHER AND A BETTER NATION IN THE PROCESS! PASS THE OMNI LAW AND AMERICA CAN BECOME AN HONEST AND MUCH GREATER NATION ONCE THIS HAPPENS!)
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I'd just like to note that the Rothschilds don't offer to make anyone part of their plans for anything, they usually intermarry among cousins (true fact) to keep outsiders at bay.Gassy Rassy wrote:THE ROTHSCHILDS OFFERED TO MAKE PART OF HIS 'SECRET GOVERNMENT OF AMERICA"
This guy has a serious self esteem problem.Gassy Rassy wrote:THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS FOR MANKIND SINCE THE COMING OF CHRIST
Good job we're the Illuminati because under that American Constitution thing that would definitely be "cruel and unusual punishment".Deep Knight wrote: This is the type of TREASON we reserve our harshest punishments for - forced marriage to Orly Taitz! I know that sounds severe, but that's the only way we keep horrors like this from happening again.
Maybe he was trying to say he scared a bear on his forehead.Deep Knight wrote:He bares a scare on his forehead?
Or he forged ahead on his bear.The Observer wrote:Maybe he was trying to say he scared a bear on his forehead.Deep Knight wrote:He bares a scare on his forehead?
