Re: That's Crazy Talk!
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:32 pm
Let's take a few notes on this, and really, I know very little about astronomy, but even I know.....
Thursday, October 20, 2016
Earth Will Experience 15 Days of Darkness in November
NASA Confirms Once Again
Earth Will Experience 15 Days
of Darkness in November 2016
This Is not a drill, Washington, D.C. ( NewsWatch33) – NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness which starts between November 15 and 29, 2016. The event, according to NASA, has been waiting for this pronominal event to happen.
Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the world will remain in complete darkness starting Sunday, November 15, 2016 at 3:00 am and will end on Monday, November 30, 2016 at 4:45 pm.
According to officials, (the November blackout will be caused by an astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter).
Between Venus and Jupiter? Mass-wise, that encompasses about 1/3 of the Solar System. I am constantly amazed how people can look up in the sky and see Venus next to Jupiter and be convinced they are right next to each other when in fact they're not, they're just at certain times, in the same direction away from us.
Charles Bolden, who was appointed to the head of NASA by 'president' Obama, issued a 1000 page document explaining the event to the White House.
I have a theory that stupid people think that the more words you use, the smarter you are.
According to the report, Venus and Jupiter will engage in a close parallelism, only being separated by 1 degree. Venus will pass to the South-west of Jupiter, causing Venus to shine 10 times Brighter than Jupiter. The light from Venus will heat up the gases on Jupiter causing a reaction.
As I said, when they're within 1 degree of each other, that just means they're both in the same direction. And while this is more or less as close as they get to each other (Venus' year is 225 days, Jupiter's is a little short of 12 years, so they get this aligned from out perspective every few years. Next, Venus, of course, has no light, it just reflects the light from the sun. As such, its just logical that nothing reflected from Venus is going to have any more effect on Jupiter than the normal solar radiation it receives at all times. We could probably have almost as much influence if we all turned on flashlights and pointed them at Jupiter at the same time.
The gaseous reaction will release an unprecedented amount of hydrogen into space. The hydrogen gas will make contact with Earth’s Sun at approximately 2:50 am. The amount of hydrogen making contact with the Sun will cause a massive explosion on the Sun’s surface temperature to increase to 9,000 degrees kelvin in an instant.
An outjet of hydrogen from Jupiter would take something like 3 years to reach the sun. They're a LONG way away from each other. Of course, the amount of hydrogen it would take to influence the sun (which is just a big ball of hydrogen to start with) is more than the mass of Jupiter to begin with. I mean, you could shoot Jupiter, the whole planet, at the Sun and the biggest difference it would make is the gravitational chaos it would toss into the rest of the planets. The sun would hardly notice. Like, bug on your windshield, and a little bug at that. The nominal temperature of the Sun is, according to my Phil Plaitt reader, is 5777 K, a very little cypherin' on my part concludes that the amount of hydrogen needed to excite a hydrogen fusion reaction that much is,.well, a shit ton more than a little outgassing from Jupiter caused by a reflection of light off Venus would cause.
The Sun will then attempt to cease the explosion by emitting heat from its core, (diagram shows above)
Do these nudnics think there is a Sun core temp switch on some cosmic dashboard? Are they stupid enough to not know that the Sun is pretty much a big damn explosion, emitting heat from its core? Do they need diagrams?
The heat will cause the Sun to dim to a bluish color. Once the Sun reaches the Bluish color, it will take approximately 14 days to restore its normal surface temperature, returning its color of the Red Giant.
Blue is, radiation spectrum speaking, the wrong direction from the yellowish place it is now. Its sure as hell not Red now and it ain't ever gonna be blue. Also, it won't "dim" to blue, dim or bright would be a measure of volume while color is a measure of frequency. Its kind of like them saying the rise in heat means the water is deeper. Again, the 14 day thing is a serious miscalculation of volume of the Sun, there ain't much in the rest of the Solar System that could do anything to the Sun that takes 14 days. All of the planets are like a coffee cup compared to the Sun being a swimming pool worth of stuff.
While the Sun is cooling the surface, the light from the sun will be much dimmer because it takes anywhere from 7 – 8 and a half minutes, depending on the Earth’s rotation, for light from the Sun to hit Earth. People will not know the event has happened until 2:58 am on November 15th.
Against my better judgement I'll assume their maths are right, it does take a few minutes for light to reach Earth from the sun. But as I mentioned, the gas from the whatchamaidgit that caused the whole show, unlike light, doesn't travel at the speed of light. Something with mass coming from Jupiter to the sun would take YEARS to make the journey. Seriously, its like walking to New York from Beijing, on crutches, and taking lots of breaks. Its a long phucken way, kids.
Bolden held a conference with Obama Administration to discuss further details of the Blackout” event. According to Bolden, “We do not expect any major effects from the blackout event. The only effect this event will have on Earth is an increase of 6 – 8 degrees in temperature. The polar cap will be mostly affected by this. No one should worry much. This event would be similar to what Alaskans experience in the winter”.
An increase of 6-8 degrees wouldn't have much effect if you're in Denver, but if you live east of Pittsburg, you'll need a boat. He's right, the Polar Ice cap might be affected. What Alaskans experience in the winter is mostly low level comas and binge watching shows about beaches and islands.
Boleden further added, "The only other effect it will have is everyone will get to have a true Black Friday after Thanksgiving."
Posted by Olive Oyl at 11:06:00 PM