Illuminati Clown Plot
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:52 pm
Unless you have been under a rock lately, you have heard about the current wave of evil clown sightings across the world. We are talking about threatening, leering and downright scary clowns hanging out on the edge of darkness, frightening children and adults alike. But what is the source of this horde of horrible harlequins? Juvenile delinquents? Frustrated wanna-be actors who didn't get selected as The Joker in "Batman" movies? Unemployed circus performers? No! Its the Illuminati!
It's an Illuminati conspiracy
Not only that, but it's orchestrated by McDonald's. We know this thanks to an intrepid whistleblower known only as "Bruce", who writes about this and other Illuminati matters on his blog, the enticingly-titled illuminatiwatchdog.blogspot.co.uk.
Here's Bruce and his 2013 treatise on "McDonald's, Mind Control and the Illuminati." Ronald McDonald, he says, is a "subtle representation of Satan".
With a head of red hair and face paint reminiscent of heathen rituals, this classic image is little more than a farce.
In actuality, the clown was designed by the Illuminati to appeal to children in order to make them more susceptible to notions of Satan and hell.
Ronald
Hmm. Yes, that all checks out
And why the recent spate of clown sightings? Reddit user 911bodysnatchers322 says that clowns are a trigger for monarch mind control, which is the use of discreet symbols to force unwittingly pre-conditioned individuals to carry out a mission planted earlier in their heads.
Ronald McDonald was unavailable for comment.
