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Title for Doc Bunkum

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I think it's time Doc got his own Quatloosian title. He has been around a long time, and has made a bigger contribution to the forum than the numbers atttributed to him indicate.

Suggestions? Feel free to suggest your own, Doc, but we're not bound to honor your suggestion. Heh, heh.
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Ah, gee, guys... my own title.

I don't know what to say!

That's sort of like being knighted by the Queen, isn't it?

Or becoming a made man by the mob?

I don't have any suggestions, but whatever title you bestow upon me, I'll accept with great honor and humility.
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Re: Title for Doc Bunkum

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Doc Bunkum wrote:That's sort of like being knighted by the Queen, isn't it?

Or becoming a made man by the mob?
More like being inducted into Delta Tau Chi.

Anyway, we're:

Done!
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