Now, it's the NSA

[Arthur Rubin]

Now, it's the NSA, trying to "protect me" from fake FBI messages about Nigerian bank accounts:

National Security Agency (NSA) Headquarters
http://www.nsa.gov
Phone Number: 206-<redacted>
Email: <redacted>@aol.com

Attention: Funds Beneficiary,

Firstly, my name is LTG Keith B. Alexander (Director, National Security Agency). We are contacting you today because we are taking over your Online Safety. We all know that the rate of fraudsters and scammers online are so much that we all receive at least 200 messages per day claiming to be from the Federal Bureau of Investigation or from the US Department of State or from a Government Worker in Nigeria. All those stories are lies used by fraudsters to extort money from our citizens.

We are doing our best to keep them off the internet world but we need you to also assist us in any vital information you can provide, in-order to put an end to their bad act and deliver your funds to you. We need your Full co-operation, understanding and Mutual Trust.

Right now, we are dealing with the Issuing Bank for your fund release. With this, we are 100% sure to be able to deliver your funds to you without further delays. Every year, Fraudsters collect $100 billion of US Dollars from their victims and this gives us so much concern.

Therefore, stop further communication with any firm, offices or individual so you can successfully receive your funds. Get back to me as soon as you read this so I can direct and instruct you on how to receive your funds from the legal Issuing Bank.

Director, National Security Agency
Chief, Central Security Service
LTG Keith B. Alexander, USA.

[JamesVincent]

At least that one actually got the correct name! He is indeed the Director of NSA, Chief, Central Security Sevices, and Commander, United States Cyber Command. Still, have to wonder why aforesaid General was looking at your inheritance and wondering how he could help you collect it....lol.

[bmielke]

At least that one actually got the correct name! He is indeed the Director of NSA, Chief, Central Security Sevices, and Commander, United States Cyber Command. Still, have to wonder why aforesaid General was looking at your inheritance and wondering how he could help you collect it....lol.

They know about veryone's inheritance also this post used to give the secrets of the universe until they decided they did not want to release that information so [REDACTED}

(If Harvey can do it so can I)