Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:21 am

rumpelstilzchen wrote: Expect the financial crash to happen in September!!!!1!!!!

I for one am ready for it, I have liquidated all my holdings in UK PLC and gone long on Bitcoin. Cook has filled the pantry with tins of corned beef and lashings of Ginger beer and the cats have been shown how to hunt frogs. The effluent pond near the cowsheds has been emptied and filled with petrol to profit from the inevitable shortages and the head gamekeeper is well stocked up with an assortment of cartridges to deal with a supply of game and to fend of starving townies, who will also be a handy meat supply if boiled long enough to be tender.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Burnaby49 » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:24 am

I have a pension from the government of Canada. As a parasite living off the earnings of hard-working Canadians I'll be one of the last to go under. And I have plenty of canned salmon.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby rumpelstilzchen » Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:26 am

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might very well mock but answer me this: when has Ceylon been wrong before?.........oh, hang on a minute......
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby SteveUK » Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:19 am

King Lud wrote:
SteveUK wrote:Even Mr Ebert (behave yourselves!!1!!) is having doubts on the UFO theory.

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Going by the "Boom!!!1!!" at the end of the comment I suspect this is a piss take name but I was under the impression that Ebert had died. I'm sure I read somewhere last year that he had passed away.


Could it be that he was right about TPTB being out to get him all along???
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby longdog » Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:28 am

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't 'high up' bankers held in contempt by many (and I don't just mean nutters who think 'banker' is a synonym for 'Jew') largely because they'll always come out smelling of roses whatever happens to the economy?

Economy booms? Profit!

Economy goes down the bog? I bet it would do... Profit!

It seems to me that 'high up' bankers are probably the least likely group of people to top themselves over some trivial total financial collapse. How much did Sir Fred Goodwin get paid for running RBS into the ground?
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Footloose52 » Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:19 pm

:But, but, but - surely he was a high up Banker as he fell from the 7th floor?

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:27 pm

Nah, Nah, done that one already.:-)

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby TheNewSaint » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:29 pm

longdog wrote:they'll always come out smelling of roses whatever happens to the economy??


That was my thought. Any investor who knows a crash is coming could profit greatly from it with the appropriate moves. This argument betrays Ceylon's lack of sophistication.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby He Who Knows » Tue Aug 22, 2017 4:36 pm

KingLud wrote: Going by the "Boom!!!1!!" at the end of the comment I suspect this is a piss take name but I was under the impression that Ebert had died. I'm sure I read somewhere last year that he had passed away.

I've just tried to search Gedaljahu Ebert but can find nothing recent. Maybe you're right, he passed away last year. So has Patrick Cullinane. Mein Gott these Footles don't live long do they....
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Siegfried Shrink » Tue Aug 22, 2017 5:00 pm

He Who Knows wrote:. Mein Gott these Footles don't live long do they....


Someone said "Live long and prosper" to them so they of course, did the opposite.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby IDIOT » Sun Aug 27, 2017 1:04 am

Rods now.

I won't bother linking to this cretins tripe on his YouTube channel as you'll know where to find it already.

One does have to respect his right to be a prat but he does abuse the privilege somewhat.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby hucknallred » Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:54 am

IDIOT wrote:Rods now.

I won't bother linking to this cretins tripe on his YouTube channel as you'll know where to find it already.

One does have to respect his right to be a prat but he does abuse the privilege somewhat.


I don't know if this comment is a piss take or he's being serious.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Burnaby49 » Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:58 am

Yes, those are the Rods that idiot Ceylon was on about.
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby grixit » Sun Aug 27, 2017 9:51 am

I had thought that rods were passe, but i guess nothing is ever gone entirely from the woo woo crowd. Heck, just yesterday i a post where someone was touting William Reich. I wonder if i could come up with a special tweezers to remove angel hair.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby The Observer » Sun Aug 27, 2017 3:16 pm

Rods are plant based genetically engineered remote controlled robots for pleiadean and sirian craft designed to record earth changes like seismic activity and climate change activity, so our guides can estimate when our planet requires intervention


What if that rod was attempting to deliver a NESARA packie to Ceylon? He should not have dismissed it as a evil emissary
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby exiledscouser » Sun Aug 27, 2017 3:56 pm

The Observer wrote:
Rods are plant based genetically engineered remote controlled robots for pleiadean and sirian craft designed to record earth changes like seismic activity and climate change activity, so our guides can estimate when our planet requires intervention


What if that rod was attempting to deliver a NESARA packie to Ceylon? He should not have dismissed it as a evil emissary


If you turn the gain right up and tune all the crap out i.e. Ceylon talking you can just hear the thing humming the subversive first few bars of Maggie May.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby jcolvin2 » Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:00 pm

hucknallred wrote:
I don't know if this comment is a piss take or he's being serious.

Rods are plant based genetically engineered remote controlled robots for pleiadean and sirian craft designed to record earth changes like seismic activity and climate change activity, so our guides can estimate when our planet requires intervention


Sounds like conspiracy theory cross-pollinated with a cosmology from Doris Lessing's Canopus in Argos novels.

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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby notorial dissent » Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:25 am

Sounds to me like either really cheap rotgut, or considering the source, really low quality pot that's been sprayed with something of the not good variety.
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Re: Mark "Ceylon" Haining, Goofy GOODFer

Postby Wakeman52 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:31 pm

Cosmology from Doris Lessing's Canopus in Argos novels.


To be honest, I'm something of a Sci-Fi fan, but I did find these unreadable:

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On second thoughts, preferable to Ceylon. :-)
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