What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

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What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

Postby rogfulton » Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:43 am

Kevin Conklin has announced he is a sovereign citizen after being arrested and injuring an officer.

Mug shot may help explain things.

Editted to add link to prior shenanigans.
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Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

Postby notorial dissent » Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:44 am

Sounds to me like The Villages had a serious crime problem in 2014, maybe they helped it some by encouraging him to leave - IMMEDIATELY. I would say he has more than a bit of a drinking problem to begin with, but I question any bartender who would give someone who came in looking like that a tab to begin with, I also question them serving him since he was probably loaded at the time as well. Does not sound like a pleasant person in any event.
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Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

Postby TheNewSaint » Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:20 am

The Villages is a planned retirement community. At 54, this guy would be the city's youngest resident. In God's Waiting Room, this is youthful shenanigans.

Also, when the police said they entered "Margarita Republic", I wasn't sure if that was the name of the bar or the micronation Conklin declared for himself.

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Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

Postby notorial dissent » Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:52 am

It's FL, that pretty much explains it all, after all where else could you find a felon who manages to shoot himself in the crotch, total details of damage thankfully undisclosed, by sitting on a gun in his car. With any luck at all he ended his sex life, and will get to go back to jail in the bargain as a felon in possession. I mean FL. :roll:
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Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

Postby Gregg » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:59 am

The older mugshot reminds me right away of the guy from the New Orleans JFK conspiracy, David Ferrie.
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Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

Postby Doktor Avalanche » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:11 am

Gregg wrote:The older mugshot reminds me right away of the guy from the New Orleans JFK conspiracy, David Ferrie.
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Egads, Gregg, why do you insist on frightening me so? :shock:
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Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

Postby wserra » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:41 am

Dok! How ya been? It's been a while.
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Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

Postby Gregg » Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:12 pm

I was trying to shake you outta the shadows... seems like it worked.
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Re: What can't Florida Man do besides pay beer tab?

Postby Doktor Avalanche » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:26 am

wserra wrote:Dok! How ya been? It's been a while.


I've been good - just lurking from time to time. How you been?

Gregg wrote:I was trying to shake you outta the shadows... seems like it worked.


It did, indeed. Gawd, what a mug!
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