Quatloosian Drunken Stream of Consciousness

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Quatloosian Drunken Stream of Consciousness

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Load up the keg with tequila and make your interns start digging their graves because the cool kids are sipping girly drinks and they've inadvertently left us in charge!

So, we need to come up with new rules. I hereby institute "Naked Wednesdays." There's no need to send me any pictures...as a matter of fact, you better not send me any pictures.
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webhick wrote:Load up the keg with tequila and make your interns start digging their graves because the cool kids are sipping girly drinks and they've inadvertently left us in charge!

So, we need to come up with new rules. I hereby institute "Naked Wednesdays." There's no need to send me any pictures...as a matter of fact, you better not send me any pictures.
Damn Central Time I have another hour before I get to go home.
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Also, all trolls will be ground up and fed to the next troll who comes along. Never you mind the smell, I doubt they'd sit for long. We're not locking any threads anymore...mostly because it's still broken.

Post more of your own.

Oh, and whoever decided to make a tank out of bubblegum...it's time to tell us if it loses its flavor in the warehouse overnight. So get to chewing.
bmielke wrote:Damn Central Time I have another hour before I get to go home.
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I operate on Cosmic time. I'm retired. Besides, I have a friend building a time machine.
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Cathulhu wrote:I operate on Cosmic time. I'm retired. Besides, I have a friend building a time machine.
Already built, he went back and told himself not to tell you.
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The Operative wrote:
Cathulhu wrote:I operate on Cosmic time. I'm retired. Besides, I have a friend building a time machine.
Already built, he went back and told himself not to tell you.
And to collect the non-refundable deposit because if you're going give a case of beer to a friend so he'll build you a time machine you can rest assured that your friend, once successful, will go back in time and demand a real deposit.
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CaptainKickback wrote:
webhick wrote:Load up the keg with tequila and make your interns start digging their graves because the cool kids are sipping girly drinks and they've inadvertently left us in charge!

So, we need to come up with new rules. I hereby institute "Naked Wednesdays." There's no need to send me any pictures...as a matter of fact, you better not send me any pictures.
But you are allowed to send us pictures. Right?
I'm not sending you naked pictures of yourself. That's just weird.
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New rules:

Cathulhu's friend must build us all timezone machines. Given the nature of the machine, it will have to actually alter the rotation of the Earth in order to work properly. This may present a problem if we all decide to change our timezone at the same time, but I'm thinking that the feeling of the Earth being torn apart would be akin to driving on highway rumble strips. Fun, right?

Everyone will be issued a swarm of flying monkeys. Each flying monkey will have a flying chipmunk. This way, you can release the monkeys to pick you up a gallon of milk, and the chipmunks can brink back Mini-Moos.
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Unfortunately, I am cursed with compulsive truthfulness--John's time machine, which is still in the design stage, he's actually designing experiments to attempt to detect tachyons last time I looked, is based in the high energy lab at UW and is extraordinarily expensive to work with.

Besides, I rarely buy beer because my pal Rose brews the best damn beer in this or any universe. Ambrosia! This year I'll be picking blackberries in August because we're going to try making a batch of red, red wine.

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Webhick:

Award yourself 55 demerits -- one for each minute you jumped the gun on the start of the officil festivities.
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Nikki wrote:Webhick:

Award yourself 55 demerits -- one for each minute you jumped the gun on the start of the officil festivities.
Official festivities started at 5PM according to the party thread Demo started.
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Mega apologies. This stupid site is still stuck on Standard Time which showed your post at 4:05.

Please award yourself 100 credit points for every minute you deferred your celebrations.
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Might be kinder to award a hangover cure this a.m....
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