Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
The Western Cabal - Manitoba Chapter has a belated Xmas present for all you Deansters. We've acquired copies (none of your business how) of all the publicly available documents in Dean's Winnipeg Queen's Bench file. Those little nitpicking questions about what was going on in 2014 are covered. As you can imagine the year didn't work out for Dean. I'll put them up on Media Fire but I just got them last night (deserted underground garage, quick exchange of briefcases, deniability) and I'm off to Arizona Friday morning so I'll put them up in a couple of weeks.
I've only reviewed them briefly but the poignancy of a line in the August 1, 2014 Notice of Motion touched me;
"18. Dean wishes to have his body back immediately."
I've only reviewed them briefly but the poignancy of a line in the August 1, 2014 Notice of Motion touched me;
"18. Dean wishes to have his body back immediately."
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
I'm all afire with curiosity.Burnaby49 wrote:"18. Dean wishes to have his body back immediately."
Has Dean managed to succeed at transcendental meditation and left his body for a vacation in the Bahamas to return to discover that his physical form has been absconded with?
Not only am I highly curious in how one has ones spirit leave ones own physical form while it still lives....
I'm also strongly curious about how the spiritual form can affect the physical and put pen to paper and request one's own body......
And then there's the question of "what the heck do I need my physical form for if I can do everything I need with my spirit including exercising my constitutional right to travel and be instantly in the Bahamas without the need of an airplane or boat?"
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
As usual, Dean has things backwards; its not his body that's missing, he has lost his mind!Hyrion wrote:I'm all afire with curiosity.Burnaby49 wrote:"18. Dean wishes to have his body back immediately."
Has Dean managed to succeed at transcendental meditation and left his body for a vacation in the Bahamas to return to discover that his physical form has been absconded with?
Not only am I highly curious in how one has ones spirit leave ones own physical form while it still lives....
I'm also strongly curious about how the spiritual form can affect the physical and put pen to paper and request one's own body......
And then there's the question of "what the heck do I need my physical form for if I can do everything I need with my spirit including exercising my constitutional right to travel and be instantly in the Bahamas without the need of an airplane or boat?"
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
Don't think anyone can find that, not even him.ontobserver wrote: As usual, Dean has things backwards; its not his body that's missing, he has lost his mind!
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You mean his body lies over the ocean?Hyrion wrote:I'm all afire with curiosity.
Has Dean managed to succeed at transcendental meditation and left his body for a vacation in the Bahamas to return to discover that his physical form has been absconded with?
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
I have a feeling that Dean's version of Christmas revolved around lots of coal and a visit from the Krampus.
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
"None of your business how" doesn't apply to "publicly available".Burnaby49 wrote:We've acquired copies (none of your business how) of all the publicly available documents
Sorry.
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
Go ahead and rob me of my Deep Throat moment. So much for dramatic flair.wserra wrote:"None of your business how" doesn't apply to "publicly available".Burnaby49 wrote:We've acquired copies (none of your business how) of all the publicly available documents
Sorry.
As far as private files are concerned even we of the Cabal couldn't get our hands on the judge's file.
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
I managed to get the DeanDocs© posted on Media Fire before I left so here they are, unsorted, unanalyzed, but available;
Civil Action:
Document 08
http://www.mediafire.com/view/tsgtdsd3j ... Doc_08.pdf
Document 13
http://www.mediafire.com/view/iinbm6gd1 ... c%2013.pdf
Document 14
http://www.mediafire.com/view/q8r4y8711 ... c%2014.pdf
Document 20
http://www.mediafire.com/view/akxq9fb99 ... c%2020.pdf
Document 21
http://www.mediafire.com/view/kh87e701c ... c%2021.pdf
Document 22
http://www.mediafire.com/view/sqkx1bj35 ... c%2022.pdf
Document 23
http://www.mediafire.com/view/b475vel6d ... c%2023.pdf
Document 24
http://www.mediafire.com/view/aahlkfwt3 ... c%2024.pdf
Criminal Action #1
Document 27
http://www.mediafire.com/view/8unnsowbp ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 28
http://www.mediafire.com/view/z092fez43 ... c%2028.pdf
Document 31
http://www.mediafire.com/view/pc3tb1uyd ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 32
http://www.mediafire.com/view/zhcf4z86j ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 33
http://www.mediafire.com/view/4w6k8433u ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 36
http://www.mediafire.com/view/get3xy306 ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 38
http://www.mediafire.com/view/tar9tnpq1 ... OCR%29.pdf
Civil Action:
Document 08
http://www.mediafire.com/view/tsgtdsd3j ... Doc_08.pdf
Document 13
http://www.mediafire.com/view/iinbm6gd1 ... c%2013.pdf
Document 14
http://www.mediafire.com/view/q8r4y8711 ... c%2014.pdf
Document 20
http://www.mediafire.com/view/akxq9fb99 ... c%2020.pdf
Document 21
http://www.mediafire.com/view/kh87e701c ... c%2021.pdf
Document 22
http://www.mediafire.com/view/sqkx1bj35 ... c%2022.pdf
Document 23
http://www.mediafire.com/view/b475vel6d ... c%2023.pdf
Document 24
http://www.mediafire.com/view/aahlkfwt3 ... c%2024.pdf
Criminal Action #1
Document 27
http://www.mediafire.com/view/8unnsowbp ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 28
http://www.mediafire.com/view/z092fez43 ... c%2028.pdf
Document 31
http://www.mediafire.com/view/pc3tb1uyd ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 32
http://www.mediafire.com/view/zhcf4z86j ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 33
http://www.mediafire.com/view/4w6k8433u ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 36
http://www.mediafire.com/view/get3xy306 ... OCR%29.pdf
Document 38
http://www.mediafire.com/view/tar9tnpq1 ... OCR%29.pdf
"Yes Burnaby49, I do in fact believe all process servers are peace officers. I've good reason to believe so." Robert Menard in his May 28, 2015 video "Process Servers".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeI-J2PhdGs
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
That's a rich vein of tomfoolery to occupy these long winter nights.
Document 32, para 11, Dean cites Mead v. Meads to support his argument against a foisted unilateral agreement. What has been unilaterally foisted? The name or title of "Dean CLIFFORD". Our hero is of course "Dean C. Clifford", with no variation permitted.
Para 12: common law doesn't prohibit him from having guns or marijuana, and common law supersedes the Criminal Code of Canada, so it's all good, isn't it?
Dean draws a parallel between himself and Justice Rooke's court. Rooke said his court inherited its jurisdiction as a successor to the English Royal Courts. Likewise, Dean argues, Dean has inherited his jurisdiction, authority, rights and freedoms from his father, grandfather and God.
I don't see how Dean can possibly lose now. Bolstering his arguments with quotes from Meads v. Meads has to be the icing on the cake. I'm sure he'll be out any day now. Oh dear. That document was submitted on 8 July 2014. Perhaps the court (shockingly) disagreed.
Document 33: in 1997, he told Canada Revenue Agency that he was no longer a resident or taxpayer. In 2001 he reminded CRA that he hadn't been a taxpayer for 4 years, and please would they update their records to reflect this. It was his clear choice not to pay taxes, so the CRA was clearly being fradulent in continuing to ask for taxes.
We get the story of 19 July 2013: driving without ID, arrest, taken four hours later to a Justice of the Peace. He didn't consent. The JP laughed at him and banged him up for 4 days. 22 July: another JP says if he agrees to appear later, he can go free. Dean signs under protest on the dotted line, and later sends notice to the court that he won't come back.
5 November 2013: While Dean is away, his house is raided.
24 November 2013: Dean is arrested in Hamilton, Ontario. As of May 2014, he has been "tortured and forcibly confined for over 180 days".
For all these evil deeds, Dean claims damages of $225,600,000. Those are Canadian dollars, of course. Dean isn't greedy. As surety for the debt, Dean has placed a lien on various properties. Basically, everything owned by the Queen. Specifically, the Brandon Correctional Center (hey! he owns his own home again!) and the possessions and "physical flesh and blood body" of nine people. He doesn't say what he wants these bodies for.
Document 32, para 11, Dean cites Mead v. Meads to support his argument against a foisted unilateral agreement. What has been unilaterally foisted? The name or title of "Dean CLIFFORD". Our hero is of course "Dean C. Clifford", with no variation permitted.
Para 12: common law doesn't prohibit him from having guns or marijuana, and common law supersedes the Criminal Code of Canada, so it's all good, isn't it?
Dean draws a parallel between himself and Justice Rooke's court. Rooke said his court inherited its jurisdiction as a successor to the English Royal Courts. Likewise, Dean argues, Dean has inherited his jurisdiction, authority, rights and freedoms from his father, grandfather and God.
I don't see how Dean can possibly lose now. Bolstering his arguments with quotes from Meads v. Meads has to be the icing on the cake. I'm sure he'll be out any day now. Oh dear. That document was submitted on 8 July 2014. Perhaps the court (shockingly) disagreed.
Document 33: in 1997, he told Canada Revenue Agency that he was no longer a resident or taxpayer. In 2001 he reminded CRA that he hadn't been a taxpayer for 4 years, and please would they update their records to reflect this. It was his clear choice not to pay taxes, so the CRA was clearly being fradulent in continuing to ask for taxes.
We get the story of 19 July 2013: driving without ID, arrest, taken four hours later to a Justice of the Peace. He didn't consent. The JP laughed at him and banged him up for 4 days. 22 July: another JP says if he agrees to appear later, he can go free. Dean signs under protest on the dotted line, and later sends notice to the court that he won't come back.
5 November 2013: While Dean is away, his house is raided.
24 November 2013: Dean is arrested in Hamilton, Ontario. As of May 2014, he has been "tortured and forcibly confined for over 180 days".
For all these evil deeds, Dean claims damages of $225,600,000. Those are Canadian dollars, of course. Dean isn't greedy. As surety for the debt, Dean has placed a lien on various properties. Basically, everything owned by the Queen. Specifically, the Brandon Correctional Center (hey! he owns his own home again!) and the possessions and "physical flesh and blood body" of nine people. He doesn't say what he wants these bodies for.
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
actually deans dad does not approve of his actions. so he gets know authority from there.littleFred wrote:Dean argues, Dean has inherited his jurisdiction, authority, rights and freedoms from his father, grandfather and God.
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Some other highlights, to my non-lawyer reading:
Document 21: Dean claims Meads v. Meads supports many of his arguments.
Document 23 (1 Agust 2014): Contains the immortal line:
Document 27 contains the 17 firearms allegations, plus one "unlawfully produce ... Cannabis marijuana".
Document 21: Dean claims Meads v. Meads supports many of his arguments.
Document 23 (1 Agust 2014): Contains the immortal line:
Document 24 (18 July 2014): I love this one. It lays the groundwork for Document 23, helpfully describing the flesh and blood body that contains Dean: 5'11" tall, has very large side burns, etc. If this is insufficient identification:Dean C. Clifford wrote:18. Dean wishes to have his body back immediately.
Ah, but whose body is it really? Can we be sure it belongs to Dean? He covers this:Dean C. Clifford wrote:3. I will normally answer to the name "Dean" when verbally addressed and my body can easily be identified in this manner.
He adds a note of confusion. He apparently gave his body to his wife, and "it will usually respond to her commands also." [My emphasis.]Dean C. Clifford wrote:6. I am the lawful owner of this body, as proven by the fact that it only responds to only [sic] my commands, and those of my creator.
Document 27 contains the 17 firearms allegations, plus one "unlawfully produce ... Cannabis marijuana".
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
This doesn't seem to include anything that would tell us what the current status of his criminal cases are.
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
Sit, Dean, sit. Good body!
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
I think Dean has been unintentionally honest:
(From Document 36):
Thank Burnaby for a great document dump!
(From Document 36):
Aside from consistently misspelling posterior it's pretty spot on!6. At all times I . . . serve my own posterity and [way TMI] come from a position of posterity. . . My entire life and all my property is pledged to my own posterity and no one else's.
Thank Burnaby for a great document dump!
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OOOoooo.... someone, quick, foist a unilateral agreement on him in the form of shaving off his sideburns while he's asleep....littleFred wrote:[snip] describing the flesh and blood body that contains Dean: 5'11" tall, has very large side burns, [snip]
... give him amnesia so he no longer remembers this sov cit stuff.
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I wonder how Dean knows when someone verbally calls him 'DEAN'[snip] I will normally answer to the name "Dean" when verbally addressed [snip]
Never met someone who could hear upper/lower case before. Must puzzle him greatly when someone verbally calls him 'dEaN'
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
Seems that Lentz or one of his buddies has been reading the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 6Yzo#t=614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 6Yzo#t=614
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
Oh dear, Lentz going into a lecture about good Samaritan laws. Lentz tells everyone that those laws mean you have a duty to help people. He is so stupid he can't even get basic facts right - you don't have to be a lawyer to know good Samartian laws are legal protections for those who help out in extreme situations - they do not put a legal duty on you to stop someone from doing something (as he claims).Jeffrey wrote:Seems that Lentz or one of his buddies has been reading the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 6Yzo#t=614
It is all the more hilarious when you consider that Lentz is a luminary in the sovcit world - they think he is a brilliant legal mind. And he can't even get something that basic right.
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Re: Dean Clifford - A Tale of Two Gurus
He probably responds with something like "are you referring to the living, breathing, sentient, flesh-and-blood natural freeman on the land, or are you addressing the Corporate Fiction Strawman?"Hyrion wrote:I wonder how Dean knows when someone verbally calls him 'DEAN'[snip] I will normally answer to the name "Dean" when verbally addressed [snip]
Never met someone who could hear upper/lower case before. Must puzzle him greatly when someone verbally calls him 'dEaN'
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