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Thoughts re video:

It's a bogus forgery -- there's no singing bass on the wall

Did someone edit out the sound of the toilet flushing?

Why isn't there a rule, similar to the weight-to-height ratio regarding the acceptability of Spandex clothing, applicable to these inane videos? How many poor electrons have to be sacrificed before the world realizes their plight?
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Demo, thank you, I just knew it had some super secret significance that I had somehow managed to miss out on.

Now that posting is a true example of true sovereign paytriot gibberish if ever I saw one, and my head really hurts after reading it.

I do love the one constant of all of this sanctified knowledge, “Truth Is I Can Not Remember! Where On The ‘Net’ I Found It:”

That seems to be the answer to most of the questions, and yet they are convinced it valid and true.

Again, my thanks for correcting the deficiencies in my ejimakation, don’t know how I made it this long without knowing that.

The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.
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The evil gov can trap you in their own red ink game, if you're not uber-careful. Check out this patriot's obviously superior legal insight.
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CaptainKickback wrote:Whate are they smoking over at Lost Horizons?
It didn't come from LH. It was posted on a Facebook forum called "Canadians for Aboriginal Justice."

Don't ask.
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Ok, I won't ask.

But please state the question that we're not supposed to ask, and then give us the answer to that question.
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Paul wrote:But please state the question that we're not supposed to ask, and then give us the answer to that question.
Q: Why don't you ever tickle a guinea pig?
A: Because it makes them fart, which can cause their secondary fangs to spontaneously emerge and then you can kiss your wicker furniture goodbye.
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webhick wrote:
Paul wrote:But please state the question that we're not supposed to ask, and then give us the answer to that question.
Q: Why don't you ever tickle a guinea pig?
A: Because it makes them fart, which can cause their secondary fangs to spontaneously emerge and then you can kiss your wicker furniture goodbye.
Okay, who gets the invoice for the keyboard?
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Gregg wrote:
webhick wrote:
Paul wrote:But please state the question that we're not supposed to ask, and then give us the answer to that question.
Q: Why don't you ever tickle a guinea pig?
A: Because it makes them fart, which can cause their secondary fangs to spontaneously emerge and then you can kiss your wicker furniture goodbye.
Okay, who gets the invoice for the keyboard?
Look, you've already been warned about small animals. Why on earth you would think that blowing raspberries on your hamster's belly wouldn't anger the rectal parasite into chewing on your keyboard, no one knows. But, either which way, we don't reimburse for damages caused by negligence.
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Why on earth you would think that blowing raspberries on your hamster's belly wouldn't anger the rectal parasite into chewing on your keyboard, no one knows.
Sentences like that are why Webhick runs the Illuminati with literally no competition from ruler-wannabees.
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Demosthenes wrote:
Why on earth you would think that blowing raspberries on your hamster's belly wouldn't anger the rectal parasite into chewing on your keyboard, no one knows.
Sentences like that are why Webhick runs the Illuminati with literally no competition from ruler-wannabees.
Not true. I don't have any competition because screams of agony and unholy acts of horror trigger a stress response in most people. I am sometimes some people and not always one person, but I am definitely not most people.
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CaptainKickback wrote:
webhick wrote:Not true. I don't have any competition because screams of agony and unholy acts of horror trigger a stress response in most people. I am sometimes some people and not always one person, but I am definitely not most people.
That is soooo........HOT!!
Yesd, it is. If she ever figures out how much it excites me I'm sure she'll end up with all my worldly possessions,
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Gregg wrote:
CaptainKickback wrote:
webhick wrote:Not true. I don't have any competition because screams of agony and unholy acts of horror trigger a stress response in most people. I am sometimes some people and not always one person, but I am definitely not most people.
That is soooo........HOT!!
Yesd, it is. If she ever figures out how much it excites me I'm sure she'll end up with all my worldly possessions,
I am not sure she is interested in a lifetime supply of dust bunnies, two broken pez dispensers and a "Hi, my name is Jimmy Carter" campaign button.
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Don't speak so rashly.

She's constructed WMDs from far less than that.