UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

[Burnaby49]

All joking aside, that's the kind of blood pressure you'd get from sharing a few lines of cocaine and speed with John Belushi and Jim Morrison.

And we all know what happened to Jim. I visited him at Père Lachaise Cemetery.

[SteveD]

Neelu's been posting Youtubes of the 'Five-O' visiting her current abode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnbZCxRInxg

I'd love to know what's on that note on the front door LOL (I can guess it's the usual no contract garbage)

BTW Neelu- clean the place up, it's a pigsty!!! (rubbish everywhere, overgrown weeds etc)
She'll be adding the council to the list soon, here they would have already issued a 'clean it up or we will' order...

[grixit]

My city finally changed from sodium to led a couple of years ago. It's amazing. When i'm on the sidewalk looking down at night, it's bright enough to read. When i look up, as long as i'm not looking directly into one of the lamps, i can see the stars clearly in a black sky. I do, sometimes miss the old blue white mercury lights, though. It made the skies of California cities luminous and downtown areas were sometimes bright enough to not need headlights.

[Wozzle]

Had a quick google this morning, and private dialysis is £300 per session at Guys in London. I'm sure Neelu has enough left over if she really cared to cover this.

[ArthurWankspittle]

What is causing it is presumably not mentioned by our struck off years ago pharmacist.

I was wrong. She mentions in her phone call he has a heart condition.

He could be suffering any number of really dangerous issues like heart attack, stroke or he might just be ignoring his medication...

Or maybe I was right.

[Pottapaug1938]

What is causing it is presumably not mentioned by our struck off years ago pharmacist.

I was wrong. She mentions in her phone call he has a heart condition.

How can she have a heart condition, when whether or not she has a heart at all is open to debate?

[SteveD]

Gawd, she's pumping them out tonight...

Video 1 (1.09 min long)
https://www.facebook.com/victor.pc.589/ ... 8215979570

Video 2 (0.32 min long)
https://www.facebook.com/victor.pc.589/ ... 8231779965

Video 3 (0.26 min long)
https://www.facebook.com/victor.pc.589/ ... 8244860292

Video 4 (1.29 min long)
https://www.facebook.com/victor.pc.589/ ... 8254620536

All in regard to our fearless equity lawyers sectioning...

They are dropping like flies- that's 3?? 4?? this week... Lee Cant, John Patterson, Edward the 'equity lawer' and our mad kiwi 'king' John Wanoa
(at least Neelu's videos are short, some of the others like the new 'King of England's are a snore inducing 4 hours plus long...)

[ArthurWankspittle]

What is causing it is presumably not mentioned by our struck off years ago pharmacist.

I was wrong. She mentions in her phone call he has a heart condition.

How can she have a heart condition, when whether or not she has a heart at all is open to debate?

He has a heart condition. Not-a-king-Wanoa.

[Gregg]

Welcome the the UK, What’s the purpose of your visit?
Well, I’m the King, so, ya know, I’ve come to be crowned and live in the palace and all.
And what’s your occupation then?
I just said, I’m the King, you twat!
Well, we have a Queen already, and along with her family, we don’t really need any more with Kings.
But, she’s not the real Queen, I’m the King.
Well, that’s something you’d need to take up with the Home Office, in Whitehall I’d expect.
Yes, and I plan to sack the lot of them, just as soon as you quit wasting my time.
But, you see, I can’t let you in, Mate, you’re on a list, you see.
What list?
Well, officially its called the “Undesired and Unwanted Alien List”,
But I’m the King!
Yes, and a good one you might be, but you’re on my list, you see.
I AM YOUR KING!
Okay and fine, but being on this list is quite like being a Mexican trying to get into Texas.
So, what’s that mean, do I need to sneak across a river or something?
Not sure, if you want to get into Texas you’d have to ask the Americans.
I don’t want to get into Texas you low born cleric, I …I need to go to Westminster!
Yes, I’d expect you should.
So you’ll let me past?
Well, No, can’t do that, you see, I have this list….

ad infinitum...

[AnOwlCalledSage]

Uncanny!

How did you get hold of the recording when he was last kicked out of the country?

[longdog]

"If your names on the list you're not coming in" - Makes a pleasant change

Do we know for a fact he was on 'the list' or might he have turned up penniless on a one way ticket with no accommodation booked and no explanation as to how he was going to support himself or get home? And told the immigration officer he was the rightful king of course thus triggering the officer's discretionary right to keep out destitute nutters.

Addendum: Just been reading speculation over on Hoaxtead that he was never really here in the first place and just pocketed the funds raised for his ticket.

[Zeke_the_Meek]

Had a quick google this morning, and private dialysis is £300 per session at Guys in London. I'm sure Neelu has enough left over if she really cared to cover this.

Seriously??? I am gobsmacked that it's so cheap. I've had hangovers before that I would have happily paid £300 to remove through dialysis.

As a side, my medical knowledge is as poor as Neelu's so I had to google if that would work. Got as far as "would dialysis c..." and it did the "...ure a hangover?" autofill. Don't you just hate it when Google reminds you that your 'original' questions are so incredibly pedestrian? There are no original thoughts anymore.

[Gregg]

Uncanny!

How did you get hold of the recording when he was last kicked out of the country?

Well, duh, Illuminati....

[John Uskglass]

Neelu's been down the RCJ again. This time she's been protected by a supernatural entity cunningly disguised as a cloud. Good job too, as there's been some right skullduggery going on. Apparently, and I know this is astonishing, Sussex Police were allowed into the building to disappear John Paterson as part of a mental health fraud. What's the world coming to when police officers can just walk into court buildings?

https://www.facebook.com/victor.pc.589/ ... 0876856084

Links to more, if you can stand it, over at Hoaxtead.

[Siegfried Shrink]

Anybody know what happened in Neelu's benefit fraud case? Is it still pending.

Possibly the only time the word 'fraud' has been used appropriately in this thread is that case.

[Zeke_the_Meek]

Neelu's been down the RCJ again. This time she's been protected by a supernatural entity cunningly disguised as a cloud. Good job too, as there's been some right skullduggery going on. Apparently, and I know this is astonishing, Sussex Police were allowed into the building to disappear John Paterson as part of a mental health fraud. What's the world coming to when police officers can just walk into court buildings?

https://www.facebook.com/victor.pc.589/ ... 0876856084

Links to more, if you can stand it, over at Hoaxtead.

She is looking very worse for wear in that video. That's the palest and most gaunt I think I've ever seen her. Now that I think of it, she looks like if Ian Hislop decided to get a sex change and was assigned the surgeon who specialises in making you look like a Toby jug with leukemia.

My favourite bit comes at the end of that video:

"I'm the... <considered pause> pharmacist... <longer pause> professional... <even more considered pause> expert. My reports caused the death rates to drop 30% at King's College Maternity Ward when they shut it down. 30% less babies murdered."

If they closed the maternity ward, wouldn't the death rate on the maternity ward have instantly dropped by *checks notes* one hundred per cent? On account of it not existing any more?

If you succeeded in shutting a ward down but there are still people dying on it, you've done a piss poor job and the NHS would very much like to pay you £120,000 a year for consultancy.

"That's why they hate me. They hate me."

Oh my god - have we found the woman with that one weird trick that the adverts always go on about???

[AnOwlCalledSage]

Anybody know what happened in Neelu's benefit fraud case? Is it still pending.

Possibly the only time the word 'fraud' has been used appropriately in this thread is that case.

The last we KNOW is that it was listed 'For mention' at Snaresbrook. This is a procedural hearing to put things to the court. It can be for a number of reasons. However, if you add to that our unreliable witness testimony, at the time she said it had been abandoned and that she was asking for her costs which she said the judge would consider. Didn't hear any more from her, so I guess the judge gave her her full pro se costs - diddly squat.

To be honest, of all the things she's done, it was a bit of a stretch by the DWP. Whilst legally correct in that you have to declare all income no matter how small, it was a 15 quid a week pension and they were going to try it at a Crown Court level (it was the CPS who submitted that they wanted it there, rather than her trying a FOTLer trial by jury demand). I have my doubts that the CPS could have proved it rose to the level of thievery in court.

She was quite right that under the old rules it didn't need to be declared, so she had a reasonable defence, and no matter whether the claimant "deserves it" I am very squeamish about the state going after people who owe relatively small amounts of money when either it should be a write off, or be paid back through deductions.

[longdog]

Now that I think of it, she looks like if Ian Hislop decided to get a sex change and was assigned the surgeon who specialises in making you look like a Toby jug with leukemia.

Proof if proof were needed that Britain still leads the world in insults. Well played sir... Well played.

[Zeke_the_Meek]

Now that I think of it, she looks like if Ian Hislop decided to get a sex change and was assigned the surgeon who specialises in making you look like a Toby jug with leukemia.

Proof if proof were needed that Britain still leads the world in insults. Well played sir... Well played.

As I was writing it I was conscious of our non-Brits having to bemusedly google every single word in order to make sense of it, but I regret nothing.

[Zeke_the_Meek]

Anybody know what happened in Neelu's benefit fraud case? Is it still pending.

Possibly the only time the word 'fraud' has been used appropriately in this thread is that case.

The last we KNOW is that it was listed 'For mention' at Snaresbrook. This is a procedural hearing to put things to the court. It can be for a number of reasons. However, if you add to that our unreliable witness testimony, at the time she said it had been abandoned and that she was asking for her costs which she said the judge would consider. Didn't hear any more from her, so I guess the judge gave her her full pro se costs - diddly squat.

To be honest, of all the things she's done, it was a bit of a stretch by the DWP. Whilst legally correct in that you have to declare all income no matter how small, it was a 15 quid a week pension and they were going to try it at a Crown Court level (it was the CPS who submitted that they wanted it there, rather than her trying a FOTLer trial by jury demand). I have my doubts that the CPS could have proved it rose to the level of thievery in court.

She was quite right that under the old rules it didn't need to be declared, so she had a reasonable defence, and no matter whether the claimant "deserves it" I am very squeamish about the state going after people who owe relatively small amounts of money when either it should be a write off, or be paid back through deductions.

Thanks for the concise and learned explanation for the unenlightened among us (both in terms of the quagmire that is this section of the law and Neelu's rather... er, dynamic situation).

I also feel this analysis is worth commendation in that it shows we as a forum are surprisingly impartial. We'll rip and ridicule on these people all day long, but only when merited. Of course, that merit is in plentiful supply, but never let it be said that we don't recognise the old adage of 'even a broken clock is right twice a day'.