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Zeke_the_Meek wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:47 pm
longdog wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:27 am
Zeke_the_Meek wrote: Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:14 pm Now that I think of it, she looks like if Ian Hislop decided to get a sex change and was assigned the surgeon who specialises in making you look like a Toby jug with leukemia.
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And in today's job news, Neelu has found employment. Apparently she's a Private Investigator for the Equity Monarchy Trust, Royal Commission and The Crown. :haha:

In real life she has moved onto harassing LB Redbridge CEO's assistant.

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I suspect they use recordings of Neelu as training aids for call centre staff.

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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:33 pm I suspect they use recordings of Neelu as training aids for call centre staff.

"And now for something completely different...."

They use recordings of Neelu as punishment for petty criminals.
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lou lotus

8 hours ago

Even though I was born in India as a Princess, and my ancestors were Indian Royals living in Palaces stolen on ships, ideally I would like to put India back to where she was 1000 years ago and return all the White marble buildings like St Pauls Cathedral, Buckingham Palace and the Whitehouse stolen by the Pirates....
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But, as Goodness Gracious Me pointed out, the Queen is Indian. So no harm, no injury, eh?

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longdog wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:10 am
lou lotus

8 hours ago

Even though I was born in India as a Princess, and my ancestors were Indian Royals living in Palaces stolen on ships, ideally I would like to put India back to where she was 1000 years ago and return all the White marble buildings like St Pauls Cathedral, Buckingham Palace and the Whitehouse stolen by the Pirates....
Ah yes... Those well known Indian Marble edifices St Pau'ls, Buck House and The Whitehouse... Portland limestone, Bath limestone and painted sandstone respectively. :snicker:
She's forgetting that tower down by the Thames, where the HMS Belfast is near the bridge.
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In today's least surprising news,it would appear that as a result of her harassing the LB Redbridge CEO's assistant, Neelu has been referred to the mental health service who are concerned about her mental health.

Naturally she doesn't want to "contract with them" but I suspect she is about to discover that it doesn't work like that. :snicker:
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Is harming oneself limited to physical harm?

She has certainly run a bulldozer through the china shop of her financial situation and may wind up destitute if she carries on.
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Neelu has posted her "referral" to mental health services.

https://youtu.be/5fmUTXGApgg
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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:16 am Is harming oneself limited to physical harm?
I think the law says "risk of harm to..." without actually specifying what the harm is or isn't.

If you are a manic-depressive who is in an manic fugue and determined to sell your house to fund The Loch Ness Whale Farming Company* you are arguably at risk of serious financial harm which would probably be sufficient on its own without relying on it being evidence of a general lack of ability to make decisions in your own interests.

Ultimately I suppose it would be for the courts to decide if a particular harm was covered by the MHA or not.

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Superficially Neelu sounds the more competent of the two of them.
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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:47 pm Superficially Neelu sounds the more competent of the two of them.
Acctualy I think the social worker played it brilliantly, getting Neelu to give her all the information she needed . Neelu was to stupid and arrogant to realise she was being played.
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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:47 pm Superficially Neelu sounds the more competent of the two of them.
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This is a rambling "PUBLIC NOTICE FROM THE DESK OF EQUITY LAWYER" written in E.W.E's bizarre illiterate prose. Quick skim made me wonder who's being referred to firstly as being sent down on 27th June.
On 27th June 2019 the Justice Perversion Sentence Hearing got an Imprisonment Sentence that after deduction of the Remand Period is said to have left 29 Months to serve.
And secondly who had a civil judgement against them on the 10th (or maybe 11th or 15th) of July, for £392,266?
They committed the Remedy Trial Frauds and made a £392,266 Damage Assessment + Costs Order.
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aesmith wrote: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:26 am This is a rambling "PUBLIC NOTICE FROM THE DESK OF EQUITY LAWYER" written in E.W.E's bizarre illiterate prose. Quick skim made me wonder who's being referred to firstly as being sent down on 27th June.
Almost certainly Stacy Doherty. She's mention a few times later and he seems to have in his head that DNA test will prove that Baroness Angela Smith is her maternal grandmother and that she has been vetoing her release on tag, rather than that Doherty criminally perverted the cause of justice by helping to hide a murder victim in her attic.
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Ah... The old hiding a dead body in the attic peer of the realm DNA fraud ploy.

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longdog wrote: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:07 am Ah... The old hiding a dead body in the attic peer of the realm DNA fraud ploy.
Doesn't everyone know dead bodies are supposed to be kept in the cellar? TR is in the attic. :lol:
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Whilst I appreciate the peripheral financial damage and irritation Neelu leaves in her wake I quite like living in a country that won't, or at least can't afford to, lock away in a mental institution anyone deemed to be not normal.

This is a widely applied sanction against "enemis of the state" in many oppressive regeimes around the world. In fact it's almost a hallmark of a police state.

The shame of it is that there's no money to help Neelu pull up from her steep dive into financial oblivion in a more productive and humane way than committing her. Sadly I worry that she may be in too deep to avoid some kind of forced treatment that will likely include incarceration with little prospect of rehabilitation.
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YiamCross wrote: Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:34 am The shame of it is that there's no money to help Neelu pull up from her steep dive into financial oblivion in a more productive and humane way than committing her. Sadly I worry that she may be in too deep to avoid some kind of forced treatment that will likely include incarceration with little prospect of rehabilitation.
I am concerned this will be an "after the event" action if it is found there is a connection between her and EWE not getting treatment and subsequently dying prematurely.
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