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longdog wrote: Tue Aug 06, 2019 11:45 pm
Gregg wrote: Tue Aug 06, 2019 10:03 pm I'm quite sure remedies means billions of pounds paid to her, in gold, post haste.
I thought the pound was worthless fiat currency.
You forget that Gregg surmised that she wanted her pounds to be paid in gold -- bags of sovereigns (see my avatar).
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Sounds fun

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A hand selected jury of nutters... That'll be completely fair and impartial :-D

"Lee Cant is acting as dummy jury foreman"

That's not acting :-D
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Live action role playing games do not have to make sense.

It's a Dungeons and Dragons spin off with no Dragons.

I think it would be more fun for them if they had special costumes like real Ushers and Judges.
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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:59 am Live action role playing games do not have to make sense.

It's a Dungeons and Dragons spin off with no Dragons.

I think it would be more fun for them if they had special costumes like real Ushers and Judges.
Danny: "So there’s this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking batman with this really rather far out looking hat".

Withnail: "A wig".

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JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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There is a story that during WWII a group of jewish prisoners held a trial and convicted God on a charge of breaking his own covenant.

This group will be even less able to enforce their verdicts.
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I am sad to report that Neelu's bestest bud, friend of the Sarf Lunnun Underworld and previously sectioned Keeper of The Woodchipper John Pratterson has had his YouTube channel deleted.

Apparently making repeated death threats not only gets you carted off by the men in the white coats it also gets you banned from bits of the interwebs too.

Whoodathunkit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SztMTc ... m-comments
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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longdog wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:56 pm I am sad to report that Neelu's bestest bud, friend of the Sarf Lunnun Underworld and previously sectioned Keeper of The Woodchipper John Pratterson has had his YouTube channel deleted
Excellent. Was it the Elders of Zion, or us? Now we just need to transmit voices into his head and flouridate his water supply...
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Hercule Parrot wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:32 pm
longdog wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:56 pm I am sad to report that Neelu's bestest bud, friend of the Sarf Lunnun Underworld and previously sectioned Keeper of The Woodchipper John Pratterson has had his YouTube channel deleted
Excellent. Was it the Elders of Zion, or us? Now we just need to transmit voices into his head and flouridate his water supply...
I've already spoken to my contacts at The New World Order, The Illuminati, Mossad and Gateshead Council and there'll be a dozen 5G lamp-post outside his house caravan by the end of the week and then the thought control process can begin. Codename: Rubber Room.
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JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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alexhammer wrote:please remember that Neelu has a son. Which means some unlucky bastard has made sexy time with her, at least once.
That's what we need on Quatloos-- more salacious content to attract readers. Things like "Neelu Berry opens her legs" or "Rekha Patel loses her virginity."
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I assume her son is adopted. Her personality must be the most effective contraceptive known to man.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Dr. Caligari wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:20 am
alexhammer wrote:please remember that Neelu has a son. Which means some unlucky bastard has made sexy time with her, at least once.
That's what we need on Quatloos-- more salacious content to attract readers. Things like "Neelu Berry opens her legs" or "Rekha Patel loses her virginity."

I'll be sending you the bill for the counselling I now need.
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Gregg wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:32 pm
Dr. Caligari wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:20 am
alexhammer wrote:please remember that Neelu has a son. Which means some unlucky bastard has made sexy time with her, at least once.
That's what we need on Quatloos-- more salacious content to attract readers. Things like "Neelu Berry opens her legs" or "Rekha Patel loses her virginity."

I'll be sending you the bill for the counselling I now need.
Really? Just now? I find your claim dubious.
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grixit wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 8:39 pm There is a story that during WWII a group of jewish prisoners held a trial and convicted God on a charge of breaking his own covenant.

This group will be even less able to enforce their verdicts.

At the end of the trial, they used the word chayav, rather than ‘guilty'. It means ‘He owes us something'.
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Where there's blame there's a claim. Perhaps Neelu should pursue her claims to state sanctioned theft of her inheritance rather than her GcMAF rubbish.

Narrator's voice: Her claim was also rubbish.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/co ... itter_abcn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1o7ELAmdZQ

The indefatigable Neelu battles on, council tax problems, usual 'frauds', and more confusion, as you'd expect. Nothing remarkable but Neelu seems to have been very quite lately.

And a bit more of the usual with some satanism thrown in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9RXLN8qmE0
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Siegfried Shrink wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:20 am The indefatigable Neelu battles on, council tax problems...
I don't get why she'd have council tax problems. Traffic fines, yes, as they follow the vehicle owner but at last reckoning she was living in her sister's house, which if it is still in probate would mean her brother-in-law is responsible for the council tax. Morally, yes she should pay her share, but Neelu and morals have long been strangers.
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I think Neelu can be relied on to complicate the simplest situation, and to be unreceptive to rational solutions that in general do not involve her delusions about almost everything.

I hear mention of the famous Equity Lawyer, EWE, so it seems he has not died of kidney failure yet despite Neelu's efforts

And there is a shout out to Mr. Badaloo, without whose contribution any situation would be better.
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Whilst the YT video link to her video has already been posted, this is a link to the Council Tax is Unlawful comments on it. Comedy gold.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1957436 ... 357327508/
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