JimUk1 wrote:SteveUK wrote:longdog wrote:
Given that their obergruppenführer David "Begging Bowl" Robinson survives entirely on state benefits (and whatever he can scam out of his followers) whilst simultaneously claiming it's illegal for the tax-payers who pay for his benefits to pay the taxes that pay his benefits worrying about who pays council employees would seem a tad churlish.
Ah, but to be fair to the great leader, he only accepts his benefits ‘under duress’.....naturally.
Without Dave, what kind of reality entertainment would we have?
I’d like to see a reality show dedicated to these rebels to be honest, like meet the Osbournes, but with less swearing and more calamitous failures.
Imagine the episode where they “sieged” the court?
90% filmed in the weatherspoons!
I like the idea; how about "Dreary Dave's Dismal Day", a fly-on-the-wall (un)reality show set in an east midlands sheltered housing accommodation block as our hero potters about, generally distraining and rebelling.
Or how about some other suitable programme titles with a distinctly PLD-theme;
No Cash in the Attic.
Come Fine with Me
Say Yes to the Distress
No Friends
The 1261 House
Common Law and Order
Pendragons Den
He's been hassled again by those nasty Rossendale bailiffs;
Good afternoon rebels....
Just had another sneaky visit by Rossendales demanding monies with menaces and trespassing.....he very quietly put another notice of enforcement through my letter box and scuttled away like the roach of a man that he is....Mr Evans of Rossendales was warned that he would be considered a trespasser and thug if he attended my property again....I have taken steps to make sure he is not allowed into the bulding in future.
I'm thinking of gathering a few rebels and then phoning him and inviting him round so I can arrest him and call the policy enforcers....I'm still in the process of putting the local imposter police on notice at the moment so might wait until i've completed that first.....don't want to make it too easy for these traitors to get away with aiding and abetting high treason, although they will do for now of course.
So, if anyone from Rossendales reading this happens to be a mate of Mr. Evans, a word to the wise.
They wouldn't do it because;
no-one would heed the rallying cry and turn up in the first place.
If by some miracle there were to be enough rebels assembled;
they'd all get arrested, at the very least for false imprisonment and assault.
If Dreary thinks the local plod are all imposters and without authority what purpose would be served by detaining a bailiff and then expecting the very same imposter police to turn out and do his bidding.
He just doesn't think these things through sometimes. If at all.