Richardf614 wrote:Lpc,
What's amazing is that you have the ability to turn on the CAPS lock and use it for nearly an entire post, but can't manage to capitalize two more letters.
You are nothing but an arrogant a**hole who thinks he knows the tax code in and out.
Which means a lot coming from someone who keeps claiming that he's the son of God.
YOU MIMIC THE DRIBBLE YOUR TREASURY HANDLERS TELL YOU TO REPEAT!
drib·ble - noun
6. a small trickling stream or a drop.
7. a small quantity of anything: a dribble of revenue.
8. Sports. an act or instance of dribbling a ball or puck.
9. Scot. a drizzle; a light rain.
So he's copying the drooling habits that he is told to...repeat? Dude, you've got a little something there on your chin. Would you like a wet-nap?
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TWO TIME WHORE
A "two time whore" is someone who was really loose, but only twice. And if you're really loose, it's not only going to happen just twice. So let's say that there is no such thing as a "two time whore." I think you mean "two-timing whore," which would make more and less sense at the same time because that particular phrase refers to a woman who is in a committed relationship and cheats. Who is LPC cheating on, and who with? And while we're at it, who whacked his winkie?
WHO MAKES A FAST BUCK OFF THE PEOPLES MONEY!
First of all, fast bucks are hard to come by. And what people? The American people? You got proof that LPC collects a government check? And if he does, that makes him a hooker, not a whore since hookers are the ones making fast bucks and whores give it away for free.
I WILL SPIT IN YOUR FACE YOU LITTLE F*** WHEN I HAVE YOU IN MY COURT!
Which court would that be? The 2nd District Court of Spitting and Swearing?
I KNOW YOU OWN THIS WEBSITE
I bet it's in the same way that you "know" the English language.
AND YOU QUATLOOS F***S ARE A DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY!
Wow. So every time we get laid we're considered a department? Now, does each act create a new department or are we reusing them? And who would have thought that all these departments are part of the Treasury. Well, maybe LPC, since he's a government-paid hooker.
EVERYONE OF YOU WILL BEG FOR FORGIVENESS WHEN I COME FOR YOU!
Oh, we'll be begging alright. Just not for forgiveness, but for you to do yourself some good and go back on your medication.
TELL YOUR BOSSES AT THE TREASURY THAT THEY WILL NEVER FIND ME USING THEIR OFF PLANET SLIME BALL REPTILIANS!
If only the Treasury actually controlled the shape-shifting lizards. And if only they were the boss of me. News flash, pal, I control the Treasury and the lizards only cooperate because we put one of theirs in the White House.
THEY HAVE TRIED FOUR TIMES TO ATTACK MY SOURCE AND THEY HAVE FAILED FOUR TIMES!
For the last time, we have no interest in your drug dealer.
NEXT TIME I WILL SEND A F***EN NUCLEAR BOMB THEIR WAY!
I'll get you one on the condition that you sit next to it for a week or so and ignore any warnings about a radiation leak. The, um, meter-thingy is broken.
YOU F***S HAVE P***ED ME OFF FOR THE LAST TIME!
Unlikely, you seem to enjoy working yourself up into a tizzy.
ENJOY YOUR FREE GIFTS FROM THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT FOR I WILL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR A**ES SOON!
Wait, I can get free gifts? Hopefully they're not sharp or pointy objects.
Lpc THINKS HE IS GOD'S GIFT TO THE TAX WORLD,
While you think you're God's gift to the Tax Dishonesty movement.
HE NEVER WENT TO AN ACCREDITED COLLEGE AND ONLY PASS BY THE SKIN OF HIS D***!
Now, if that appendage was used well, then he could have passed with flying colors at an accredited college.
I KNEW HIM WHEN HE WAS CLIMBING THE LADDER OF DECEIT AND HAVE WATCHED HIM TURN INTO NOTHING BUT A SCUM BAG THAT F***S PEOPLE IN ALL HIS DEALINGS IN LIFE!
I knew you while you where wearing the funny jacket that makes you hug yourself and watched you kick your meds and turn into nothing but a whack job that rants and raves about nothing at all.
I WILL HANG HIM FROM THE HIGHEST LAMP POST WHEN HIS DAY COMES!
And then you'll be convicted by a jury and thrown in the slammer for killing someone. Maybe you'll be able to plead insanity.
MY FATHER WANTS HIS A** SO BADLY THAT HE CAN TASTE IT!
I see, and...when did your father start to have these feelings towards other men? Do you think this has something to do with your threat about shoving things in the back door? Lastly...ew.
Lpc, YOU HAD BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK FROM THIS DAY FORWARD AS I AM COMING!
Wow, that was unintentionally hysterical. It appears that your father's desire is also your own.
THEY WILL NEVER FIND ME AND I WILL HARASS THE F***EN S*** OUT OF THEM TIL THE DAY I APPEAR!
Bombing, hanging, rape, and harassment...that's quite a deck of cards you're playing.
YOU WILL AWAKE WITH SOILED SHORTS AND SWEATY HANDS!
And what if we sleep in the nude? And, for the record, my hands always sweat. It makes it easier to wash the blood off.
THIS IS MY LAST WORD ON THIS TOPIC
Unlikely at best.
TELL YOUR OFF PLANET PUKES THAT I WILL INVADE THEIR PLANET AND FRY THE ENTIRE BUNCH!
And they'll be laughing their asses of while you attempt to do so.
I ALSO WARN THE ARMIES BLACK OPS PROGRAM WHO ENLISTED THE HELP OF THE OFF PLANET REPTILIANS IN TRYING TO LOCATE MY SOURCE!
I thought you said that they attacked your source and failed.
YOU WILL JOIN YOUR REPTILIAN PALS ON THE ORION PRISON PLANET!
Which is it, are you going to fry them or imprison them?
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