Perhaps he would have better luck with something more along these lines and for which I submit a proposed inaugural table of contents:
No doubt there are other worthy topics such an august journal could cover.Proceedings of the American Society of Tax Nonsense, Rubbish and Gibberish
Volume I, Issue 1
Editor Emeritus: Irwin Schiff
A Brief Note From the Editor ... pages 1-205
Peer-reviewed papers presented in this issue:
Redeeming Your Way Out of Those Pesky $5K 6702 Penalties -- It's Easy
Section 61 -- Bunkum or Scam?
Top 10 FCIs -- Food, Cell Decor, Phone Privileges, Exercise Hours and Visitation
Reviving Your Dead 861 Argument -- Suspend Reality, It's Not Hopeless
Former Bailiff Speaks Out -- How to Properly Iron a Gold-Fringed Flag
50 Ways to Fool Your Evidence Repository
Pro Se Brief Writing -- Proper Construction of Run-On Sentences and Paragraphs
Avoiding Federal Employment -- The 5 Best Pool Cleaning Starter Kits
OID is for Everyone -- Who Needs Zero Coupon Bonds?
What To Do When Your Lawyer Tells You You're Crazy
Lien on Your Cardboard Box? -- How to Play Rock-Paper-Scissors with the HELOC Owner
Admiralty Law -- Is it Only for Generals?
CDP Hearings -- 10 Best Miniaturized Tape Recorders
Citing Overturned Cases -- Most People Don't Know About Them, So it Doesn't Matter
Citizens of Nowhere, Unite! -- You Don't Owe It, Whatever It Is
Court Sanctions -- Maximizing Your Free Bites at the Apple
Jurisdiction -- Do You Have Any?
Tax Matriarchy -- Benefits of Having Your Mother Do Your Return
Turning Your Master File Into a Weapon -- Converting it to Dodecadecimal
OMB Numbers -- Confusing the Enemy With Numbers They Don't Care About
Psssst. Defunct IRS District Directors Don't Know Why They Exist -- Don't Tell Them
Innocent Spouse -- How Deeply Should You Bury Your Head In the Sand?
16th Amendment -- Archeologists Unearth Long-Lost Copy
Gunsmiths and the Fed -- Latest Revelations from the Virgin Islands
Judges and Their Oaths of Office -- Making Them Cower in Court
Pure Trusts -- Burying Them 10-Deep While Still Controlling Your Stuff
Is PAM a Sham? -- Who Says You Can't Sue Everyone Under the Sun?
Going for Broke -- The Case for Disbarred Attorneys
Small Arms or Small Airplanes? -- 10 Best of Each to Satisfy Your Rage
Dental and Chiropractic Practices -- Arranging Them So They Can't Be Easily Seized
Flying Under the Tax Radar -- Pilots Tell Their Crash-and-Burn Stories
Altering Jurats -- White-Out or Simple Line-through, What Works Best?
TIGTA -- Undercover Relative of Tigger?
Tax Protester Bulletin Boards -- Not Only for the Deluded
Felony Tax Convictions -- Following the Simkanen Model When Applying For a Job
Pro Se Brief Writing II -- Grammar, Syntax and Punctuation Don't Matter, the Judge Gets It
Dying in Federal Prison -- Friendless and Broke is the Way To Go
Quashing an IRS Summons or Subpoena -- Including Porn May Help
Minimizing Your Prison Term for a Stand-off -- 50 cal or Explosives?
Tax Gibberish? -- A Parapsychologist Offers an Opinion on Bigfoot
Refused for Cause -- Is Red Ink Better?