This should put the lid on that NESARA nonsense!

[texino]

My Dear Friend Texino, It was great fun seeing you at the Pan American Medical hi-jinks.
Anyway, I did not have so many Mojitos to forget my promise, so as soon as I got back to DC, I had my staff check on the NESARA business and confirm that it is just a silly rumor which is impossible on so many levels, I won't waste your time trying to explain the obvious.
Your Friend,

I don't really remember much about that conference, but it is possible I spoke to Dr. Paul in the Conga line

[ClemIsBack]

I was there too. I remember Ron Paul doing his impression of John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. He wore out the floor. He's an animal.

[Deep Knight]

Amazing he has time to party when he's soon to be installed as the NESARA-approved President along with his political ally Congressman Kucinich. Not to mention having to take care of first contact (that pesky 1000 mile mothership that decloaked over Alabama) and Earth-Shan's evolution to 5D cup size. Are you sure it wasn't one of his clones?

[texino]

If you were an OB/GYN invited to examine the contestants in the Miss Pan America contest, would you, DK, send a clone?

[Deep Knight]

If you were an OB/GYN invited to examine the contestants in the Miss Pan America contest, would you, DK, send a clone?

Not only would I, I did! Let's just say I didn't want to turn a hobby into a career.

[Gregg]

Listen silly, quit confusing the sucke erghhh people. The Ron Paul you met and sent that note is NOT the real Ron Paul, he's an evil look alike clone sent out by the dark forces and the Bush/Clinton alliance to confuse people, Commander Hatton has the REAL Ron Paul safely aboard the Capricorn, where he will remain until he is sworn in, when the Capricorn will land on the Mall and the President Appointed will be escorted up to the Capitol by Lord Sanada and an honor guard of small purple dwarfs with orange hair, 12 toes and little tattoos of Dove on their bottoms, visible when they wear their ceremonial ass-less chaps. (it's the 142nd San Francisco Guards Division, Elton John Corps of White Knights)

[texino]

Well "Greg" your idea seems reasonable but...

Dear Texino, it is entirely possible that TV's "Greg Brady" may contact you with a bunch of wild notions as to my true whereabouts. Actually, at the moment, I am in Denmark and having quite a time. As always, Your Friend

[Deep Knight]

...when the Capricorn will land on the Mall and the President Appointed will be escorted up to the Capitol by Lord Sanada and an honor guard of small purple dwarfs with orange hair, 12 toes and little tattoos of Dove on their bottoms, visible when they wear their ceremonial ass-less chaps. (it's the 142nd San Francisco Guards Division, Elton John Corps of White Knights)

The good news is you got the honor guard uniform completely correct (one reason they only live where the winter weather is mild, such as Venus). The bad new, that's not Dove on their tattoos but Queen Elizabeth (if you look closely, which is dangerous in and of itself, you'll see that's a crown not spikey hair). Only 50% right, but that's still 50% better than Bellringer or Casper...