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Omega Trust & Trading HYIP Exhibit

("Clyde may look like a local electrician, but he's really only one of
6 or 8 people in the world capable of pulling off this $97 Quintzillion
trade which is now being held up by the European bankers . . .")

Subject: Hidden Love     

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.    Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the  closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts  her lover in the closet, with the little boy.  The little boy says, "Dark in here...." The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."  Man - "That's nice."  Boy - "Want to buy it?"  Man - "No, thanks."  Boy - "My dad's outside."  Man - "OK, how much?"  Boy - "$175.00"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover  are in the closet together.  Boy - "Dark in here......"  Man - "Yes, it is."  Boy - "I have a baseball mitt."

The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, "How much?"  Boy - "$375.00"  Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.  Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."  The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."  The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$550.00"  The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like  that, that is way more than those two things cost.  I'm going to take you to church  and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the  confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in  here....." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

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