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("Clyde may look like a local electrician, but he's really
only one of
6 or 8 people in the world capable of pulling off
this $97 Quintzillion
trade which is now being held up by the
European bankers . . .")
Subject: Hidden Love
A woman takes a lover
during the day, while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him
in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes
home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the
little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here...."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy
it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy -
"My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$175.00"
In the next few weeks, it
happens again that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together. Boy - "Dark in here......"
Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball
The lover remembering the
last time asks the boy, "How much?" Boy -
"$375.00" Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father
says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside
and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy
says, "I can't, I sold them." The father asks,
"How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$550.00"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that, that is way more than those two things
cost. I'm going to take you to church and make
They go to church and the
father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth
and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in
here....." The priest says, "Don't start that shit
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